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I found a real doozie a while back on Steam, so I decided to record some first impressions and accidentally finished the game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz6UozGaglE
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Palpek posted:It's 2017 and Castle Werewolf 3D is here. Loving the inconsistent pixel size from the gun to the interface. Retro means it's okay that I'm sloppy! Inco posted:Ahahaha, it's using the same stock HUD elements that Aztecopalyse from a few pages back did. Aztecalypse is a Game Guru game, they all have the same stock HUD because Game Guru is a glorified level editor for the worst FPS engine ever made. Guy Mann posted:If you look at a lot of the actual user statistics of these games most of them only ever reach sales figures in triple digits at best. Which makes people like Jim Sterling making videos about how outraged he is by their existence that get hundreds of thousands if not millions of views and lead to this entire ongoing witchhunt about quality control on Steam much more laughable, because if it weren't for streamers bandwagoning on it for views then nobody would even be aware of their existence in the first place. The problem is that these poo poo games nobody buys still clog up space and make it harder to find legitimately quality but ultra-low-budget games. The sensible consumer reaction is to buy nothing on Steam that isn't a known quantity, i.e. AAA.
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Palpek posted:I could probably just keep posting horrendous FPS games and never run out of material so to mix things a bit here's another upcoming hot release that Steam has seen a lot of during the last year: Frisky Business. Legitimately looks better than 99% of the porn games on Steam.
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I mean, there was sort of an implied second "looks" in my post, as in, what I was saying is that it looks better than 99% of the porn games on Steam look, and that's because it isn't Default Anime Look Circa 2004.
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Feb 26, 2017 02:30
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2004, when every anime face literally looked like that.
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Mar 9, 2017 04:13
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It depresses me greatly that no matter how hard I try, nothing I create will ever be as weird as the baseline for furry webcomics.
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Mar 10, 2017 22:11
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Lyrai posted:It's close to sports games, really. If you're not into it, they all look maddeningly similar and esoteric, but to someone who's into it and loves it, they can tell you which ones are awful, which ones are great, and eagerly await the next installment. This really applies to absolutely any genre you don't care for in any medium.
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Mar 11, 2017 03:21
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raditts posted:That looks like it's practically a reskin though, there's gotta be a point where you've just gone too far. I don't think Disney could enforce a copyright on the design of its fictional video game.
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Mar 13, 2017 03:02
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FirstAidKite posted:Man that ain't poo poo that's just tasteful video clips of clothed japanese women. I mean, I'd argue that this is maybe even worse than porn, because at least porn is explicitly sexual, this is just objectification for its own sake, the aestheticizing of the female form into a product for consumption. 
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 The pastry whose name is written in this note shall die
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