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Really Pants posted:but what is the difference between a Player Zombie and a Zombie player A Player Zombie is a secret zombie that looks just like a non-zombie player so he can get in close and murder his friends. I think.
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FirstAidKite posted:Click the dev's name   I wasn't aware Russians were such big fans of big animey tiddy. All their games seem to have the same main theme but WEED definitely has the best name.
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Jan 18, 2018 09:12
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 Woah And if you want to unlock all six animes now, without waiting, it's a steal at only eighty dollars!  It isn't even (or wasn't even?) an anime-style game. Here's a screenshot from the game's steam store page. 
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Hav posted:Kancolle last I heard, this Japanese paytowin slot-machine-simulator mobile game about boats that are actually cute anime girls is currently losing a ton of market share to the Chinese knockoff paytowin slot-machine-simulator mobile game about boats that are actually cute anime girls, but with less clothes on.
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Jamfrost posted:I assume this was dropped in already, but I was genuinely surprised to see this one in my queue: http://store.steampowered.com/app/788850/Uganda_know_de_way/ Is that even legal? That specific drawing of knuckles is definitely a copyrighted work, and it features prominently in the game and the trailer. I give about a ~5% chance that any given game about an intermet meme actually asks the original creator for a license instead of just assuming it can do whatever it wants.
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Jan 25, 2018 20:13
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The SHA256 hashing algorithm (which bitcoin uses) is mostly relatively simple operations like performing "AND" or "OR" on individual bits. It's just that it does a whole bunch of them in a complicated order. If your gamified group of human participants perform less than a million operations per second, you're gonna be waiting a pretty long time.
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quote:Enjoy this sweet and charming romance story, with a life-or-death decision at the end.
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Just, constantly. Pretty much 24/7. Makes it kinda hard to get out of the house actually.
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brainSnakes posted:while looking through the weekly steam deals, i saw this.  
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kirbysuperstar posted:Tales of Maj'eyal is definitely an outlier. It has something like 2-300 achievements in game. But it keeps track of which difficulties you've earned those achievements on, and there are 9 different possible combinations of difficulty settings. The solution when it was ported to Steam was to just create 9 copies of every achievement.
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Quicksilver6 posted:I believe you when you talk about the tech and demos, but I'm really struggling to think of what the last big thing was from them... SteamVR? The Steam Controller? Steam Link? It's all kind of hazy to me after Portal 2... Is there like new system architecture or game engine tools they've been doing? Well, they're trying to release new game-changing tech or demos. They're a private company with an infinite money tap, so rather than feeling pressured to make successful games, the devs are all just running around picking up different pet project that they think is gonna be the "next big thing", or at least whatever sounds cool and new. That's what all those things you listed came from, I'd say.
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Guy Mann posted:What exactly is the appeal of laughing
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laughing at dragon dildos is extremely cool and good actually
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Kanfy posted:Even in the darkest timeline where every single porn game in existence would get on Steam, it'd still have magnitudes less incest fetish porn than Pornhub does today. this is only true if you exclude Japan
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Improbable Lobster posted:It's harder to trick people into buying microtransactions in single player
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Literally every teenager on earth already has it installed though, since fortnite is the hot new youtube/twitch sensation.
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pokemon but you gently caress the pokemon
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Gynovore posted:Ever since HL2, Valve had some hippy-dippy "everyone is their own boss" type of management structure. Mucking through the 872 billion horrible games on Steam is something no one wants to do, so no one does. A game that draws a lot of complaints will get pulled, but tiny obscure 'games' that fly under the radar can be as horrible as you can imagine. But surely that's just for the actual developers and artists, right? They've gotta have other staff too for poo poo like maintaining the servers, janitoring the floors, handling customer service (okay maybe not that one). e: ^^^^ AFAIK Artifact wasn't a failure because of poor development effort or bad gameplay or anything. They just had some crazy monetization scheme where you have to buy the game just to get in the door and get a basic starter deck and then pay even more real money to get any card packs. At launch there was literally no way to get any new cards to play with without microtransactions, and the ranked/competitive online mode cost money to play too (because it gave out card packs when you won). Probably Gabe's dumb idea. He was really into the Skyrim paid mods thing too. RPATDO_LAMD fucked around with this message at 11:00 on Jan 9, 2019 |
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The weirdest thing is that it doesn't have any terrible fetish poo poo in the showcase video or any of the screenshots.
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CodfishCartographer posted:So, there are lots of these MS-paint-looking graphics in lovely indie games. It's super easy to write them off as being terrible, but are there any that actually have fun / interesting gameplay, I wonder? Surely there's someone somewhere that knows how to program + design fun gameplay, but has no artistic skill and figures something like this is good enough. I heard goons in the roguelikes thread saying positive things about Dream Quest. It's some kind of roguelikey dungeon-exploring deck-building game, I guess like slay the spire but 5 years earlier and with MSPaint art.
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RatHat posted:Don't give them ideas. The only thing worse than buying funko pops is buying virtual funko pops(probably from lootboxes). I'm 99% sure there is already a funko pop monthly lootcrate subscription thing somewhere out there in the world.
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sunken fleet posted:I try to imagine what kind of person pays actual money to buy a sliding block puzzle where the reward is a risque .jpg of an anime girl and my mind just stalls and draws a blank. It seems like there are much better sources of sliding puzzle games and .jpgs out there but what do I know I guess If you watch the video you'll see that this innovative anime titty game actually has a whack-a-mole minigame instead of the traditional sliding blocks. Also there's sound and the anime girls call you "oniichan"
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:is the cyborg child prostitute an in-joke too only anime fans will get this
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Probably a modded version of the game running in an emulator There are also nude mods to remove what's left of the women's clothes 
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:It's the same sort of censorship they use in the Sims so you don't see your Sims doing their dark toilet business it's this, if it was a dong instead of a face 
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May 22, 2019 11:16
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:Good news for those of you with microphones! The probably-doesn't-belong-in-here Mass Effect sex game is holding open casting calls! quote:LINE 4: (5-10 seconds of light sexual moaning) I like how this part is the same in every character's audition script
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:Okay they finally just removed the steam page. Kind of loving crazy how despite several articles being written about the game and an EA employee saying they contacted Valve about the game, they didn't get around to removing the page until just now. I know some Japanese posted the original form of that myth as a joke, poking fun at Chinese censorship. Then a ton of people online started spamming it as the hot new meme. But I haven't seen any actual evidence that it leads to people getting disconnected or having their internet shut off.
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I dont know posted:That's disappointing. If you are going forward with the horrible idea, you might as well go all in on it. Pretty sure that game has had other vaguely-boat-related-anime-girl tie-in events before. They even got posted in this thread! The tie-in stuff was recolors / alternate skins of existing boats plus some anime girl announcers you could equip.
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:I just want Counter-Strike with large anime tits that never stop jiggling. csgo runs on the source engine so it's probably pretty easy to mod that in
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Jamfrost posted:Kinda reminded of that flash game on Newgrounds where you beat up that little buddy thing. Apparently they're making crappy mobile-game knockoffs of that now. I discovered the other week that my 5-year-old cousin had one on his kindle tablet.
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i'm the temperature meter that just says "warmly" in every situation
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Shoehead posted:"What is Isekai?" I asked the thread, nervously. It refers to the surprisingly popular-in-japan genre of "normal Japanese guy gets reincarnated/teleported/whatever into a fantasy world". It's especially popular among amateur web novel / light novel authors, who occasionally get popular enough to get their very own manga or anime adaptation. (Both Goblin Slayer and Shield Hero, the two shows mentioned in this thread, started out as web novel series posted online by hobbyist authors.) The genre tends to come with overpowered mary sue main characters, and often a lot of worldbuilding through video game mechanics. But to some degree those elements are part of the popularity of the genre, and appeal to its readership.
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The Cheshire Cat posted:Yeah I'm getting heavy "that's how mafia works" vibes from this trailer. Obviously pre-rendered, meant to look like game footage but made by people who aren't really familiar with what games look like. The feel I got from that trailer wasn't "this trailer is fake", it was "this game is just a bunch of cutscenes linked together by QTEs".
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Zetsubou-san posted:it helps to not pay the artists and voice actors Wait do they actually hire creators? I thought the company putting out the "sakura" games was just relicensing chinese ones and running all the text through google translate. Or am I thinking of a different publisher with dozens of anime tiddy games on steam? How many of those are there anyways?
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Pretty sure it had dick maggots Not, like, maggots shaped like dicks. The other kind.
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i sincerely apologize for kinkshaming the putting-live-maggots-in-your-dick community
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