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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

TBH if you want your specialized wank material that seems fine except for where it costs $25.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Should have gone full hatoful boyfriend and made you date actual tanks.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

FactsAreUseless posted:

I just want to share this one because it's called The Z Axis. In the description, it says:

"I've had people say this game is "kinda like a 2D portal." Take that to mean what you will. Color coded doors, portals, physics objects, time rewinding, clones, spikes, and even death becomes a puzzle element. Oh yeah, and you can rotate the whole world along the Z axis. That's the core mechanic."

So, there's your gimmick. Rotate on the Z axis. One little problem.

This guy doesn't know what the Z axis is.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=940494597

Actually that's not an uncommon usage. You would think, logically, that Z would be up, as in, the opposite to gravity, but I think because of a weird inheritance from 2d side scrollers the Z axis is actually sideways, or out of the screen on a side scrolling game.

And a weird preponderance of people keep that usage even when you're working on a top down view, so Z is one of the horizontal directions and Y is depth.

It's confusing.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

what



what

quote:

🔸 protect the beach babes from overheating
🔸 discover the hidden high school booby base
🔸 take a cooling break in a beach resort
🔸 refresh more booby babes than you could even dream of
🔸 find new cool milk-blaster and many new locations that desperately need your protection
🔸 But most importantly: MILK THEM ALL!

what

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Nov 29, 2017

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I gather he used to be a bit of a shitlord but is now a shitlord in a different, more agreeable sense.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I sometimes go through it so that it will stop recommending me the same games for weeks on end. Y'know, until it assumes I forgot and decides I really need to look at it again.

Even when it's something I've bought, returned, and left a negative review of. Sure you don't want to buy it again?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

All Landlords Are... Nociceptive?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Well duh that's The Strange Thing.

No it's

THESTRANGE
THING

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


I thought the nose was a smudge on my monitor.

Also what does she have in her gob?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


That's actually kinda funny.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The essence of semen.

Presumably right through the ballsack.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

No that's what I was seeing as well and I was trying to figure out why her forearms were swole and her upper arms were weedy.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013



S E X Y

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I mean they look like they're filled with helium so they're probably not very heavy.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

StoryTime posted:

Latest in the impressive portfolio of one Nikita Ghost_RUS

http://store.steampowered.com/app/709900/Deep_Dark_Fantasies/



:thunk: :thunk:

I can only assume gay world is unironic.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Retsupurae did a fun series on it IIRC.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

bring me some cokain.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Sundae posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/577080/A_Dump_in_the_Dark/





The sad thing is... the production value still blows all the RPG Maker poo poo out of the water.

Ironically this game could probably have had a legit reason to be a porno game because A Bone In The Dark is a much better title.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I have always mentally read it as hoo-nee.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

"physically real boobs" had better materialise disembodied titties onto my desk when I install the game goddammit.

And I want a cheat code to make it keep spawning them. Huge piles of titties everywhere.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Maay have had that in mind typing that post.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Perestroika posted:

Edit: Welp, already posted, never mind. Enjoy a picture of Hunt The Freeman's incredibly Original Character Do Not Steal protagonist instead:



Scar pattern suggests he stuck his head repeatedly into the same machine from several different angles.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm firing 40 headcrab canisters into a storm drain to kill 1 dude.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

He might be a pirate that got teleported forward in time.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I seriously can't believe that a man willingly goes by the name dick ruiner.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Is this the PUA that got his passport revoked in multiple countries?

No that's Roosh.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I mean roosh kind of is an extremist ideologue in the sense that he ideologically thinks rape is awesome and devotes much of his life to spreading that idea.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The boobs are clearly on women, though, not islands.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Lunethex posted:

Yeah but the women are on the island, getting 5000 achievements

Look mate, the game says "boobs on island" now where the gently caress is my geomammarian filth I paid good money for?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Course I wouldn't expect the solution to be any less half arsed than the things that caused the initial problem :lol:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The Locator posted:

It can't just be nudity, because Conan Exiles has full nudity and it's pretty clear it does since it's right in the character creation part of the game (choose your own endowment!).

I know nothing about the games getting the notices, but sounds like it's more about the sexual content other than nudity?

It's valve, they're just doing the least effort possible to try and fix a perceived problem with their platform, but because the problem is fundamentally that they put no effort into maintaining it, it's not actually a fix.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If you want half life 3 I'd recommend Black Mesa, it's probably my favorite half life at this point.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

And if you want a new Half Life 3 to wait for I'd recommend Black Mesa's Xen content.

eyyyyyyy

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I don't want to know how you pour anime in someone's ear, or how you liquefy it prior to that step.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Hemingway To Go! posted:

Looking for girls who are boats, who like boats to be girls, who do boats like they're girls, who do girls like they're boats...

Thank you so much for getting that song stuck in my head, you arsehole.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Her neck is a foot long.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm +15% horizontal scaled anime boy.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm also the cray supercomputer next to the bathtub for some reason.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

I used to look at New Releases daily and actually found a surprising amount of hidden gems in there. Now it's just not worth the effort and the gems can go gently caress themselves.

Same, honestly, the new releases tab is basically worthless now.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

That's a lot of words to say "we haven't automated our QA process, we haven't even got a QA process :v:"

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