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Rapid Squirrel, also known as Crazy Squirrel on the actual title screen, is an incomprehensible Russian tablet game that is probably part of a money laundering scheme and is so bad that Steam themselves actually delisted it.
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Bloodbath Kavkaz is what happens when a Russian imageboard makes a meme-filled knockoff of Hotline Miami about killing Muslims and then turns it into a commercial product by tracing all the copyrighted photos.       The one redeeming thing about it is that the soundtrack is actually pretty awesome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAERw1XA0YE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmsLerHYNKA
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Feb 2, 2017 07:45
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Legends of Persia is a Diablo clone that is so bad that the developer just patched in level skip cheat codes rather than make the game actually functional.
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Feb 3, 2017 02:19
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Feb 19, 2017 20:58
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Cantorsdust posted:Who are buying all of these lovely games? Are they profitable? Who's making all these lovely games? If you look at a lot of the actual user statistics of these games most of them only ever reach sales figures in triple digits at best. Which makes people like Jim Sterling making videos about how outraged he is by their existence that get hundreds of thousands if not millions of views and lead to this entire ongoing witchhunt about quality control on Steam much more laughable, because if it weren't for streamers bandwagoning on it for views then nobody would even be aware of their existence in the first place.
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Feb 22, 2017 01:23
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Discendo Vox posted:I have a number of questions for you about how you reached this conclusion. 1.) It's not anime. 2.) See #1
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Feb 25, 2017 20:42
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Wamdoodle posted:Where have I seen this before..... The WiiU apparently has a surprisingly deep well of garbage Unity asset factory explosions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oWIwikHed0&t=105s
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Feb 27, 2017 03:58
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Radiator 2 is free on Steam, it's a funny way to kill 20 minutes but yeah there is kind of a point of diminishing returns with Robert Yang trying to make literally every single project he touches be some kind of wacky homoerotic novelty minigame.
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Mar 5, 2017 21:32
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 Gon' E-Choo is a 3 stage, arcade-style game based on early arcade platformers.  That, uh, takes place in a creepy basement wallpapered with drawings of the main characters that you walk around slowly with heavy, ominous footsteps.  A comic, huh? Must be some kind of promotional thing...   ..nope, actually it turns out that the game is the brainchild of a vore fetishist who has spent years  drawing a comic of the same name that is mostly excuses to draw an alligator eating little boys.  Which is also what the game is about.  h_double posted:He's got sort of a Chuck Tingle thing going on, I like it. This is a fairly apt comparison considering that nobody actually reads or enjoys Chuck Tingle books, they just have a sensible chuckle at the title and store description.
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Mar 9, 2017 06:00
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I know it's just confirmation bias at work but furries are really the kings of innocuous-looking retro games actually being secret perv-fests. I remember awhile back some people in the Steam thread were interesting in a retro platformer on Greenlight called Anubis and the Buried Bone until somebody actually googled the creator and found out that  the game had faux-8-bit animated gay porn in it featuring the suspiciously young-looking protagonist.Discendo Vox posted:Yes. It was also something of a design clusterfuck. That creator, too, is a vore fetishist, something I learned while googling them after encountering the frankly really unbearable first version of the game. When the closer to serviceable version 2 was being played in the fangames LP thread, I mentioned the creator's...interest offhandedly and got a lot of heat for it. Then Fortress stage 4 took place entirely inside a dragon. The author's avatar is there in a secret room, even. That's amazing. Guy Mann fucked around with this message at 14:38 on Mar 9, 2017 |
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Mar 9, 2017 14:29
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Vargatron posted:Is there no review or quality control to Steam Greenlight games at all? For all its flaws and rampant abuse of the voting system Greenlight at least does fulfill it's role in letting small indie games get onto the store. Granted it also lets in a lot of trash but its not like theres a limited amount of space on Steam so it's only a problem for people who take The Inegrity Of My Steam Front Page Experience too seriously. The new system Valve is working on is going to abandon the community system entirely and is just going to be letting people pay a flat fee to get their games on Steam, which seems like the worst of both worlds because it does nothing to actually control quality or curate content but does lock out especially small and poor developers who can't gamble what could be over a thousand dollars on their game being successful on Steam.
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Mar 9, 2017 18:03
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Hemingway To Go! posted:Could you describe it in the video game hoaxes thread which is basically the video game arg thread Yeah, unless you can link to a writeup of this hidden metagame thing in Gon' E-ChooI';m just going to assume that Turncoat Mommy is trying to trick me into googling even more vore porn.
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Mar 11, 2017 05:39
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END ME SCOOB posted:That exists. This game really is a modern version of DLC Quest, down to being made of repetitive Unity assets and ripping on f2p titles in a fashion that's not really clever or explanatory so much as incredibly repetitive and irritating. It's a testament to the mistake a lot of people make where they think "parody" in gaming means "doing the lovely thing you want to make fun of over and over". Fart of Presto posted:And there is a new game coming later this year, that fits into the same category: The Quest for Achievements. The fact that Idle games exist and are free and apparently pretty successful thanks to IAP money means that satire like this is not only surpassed but obsolete.
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Mar 21, 2017 21:10
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exploded mummy posted:but how would you control her! At this point I'm so jaded to the existence of anime sex weirds that the most offensive thing about this is her heterochromia.
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Apr 21, 2017 00:56
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FirstAidKite posted:I'm not sure I've ever seen a slower kart racer before https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_MOX99ltoY
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Apr 30, 2017 17:58
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Even if you're OK with Choice of Games' particular brand of text adventure games, Welcome to Moreytown definitely fits in this thread.quote:Claw your way to the top of Moreytown, a furry slum for human-animal hybrids. Will you take down the gangs who rule the town, or take them over instead 
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May 6, 2017 03:30
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Porno Studio Tycoon, featuring all the raw sexuality of a Facebook game.   
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May 6, 2017 04:59
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IronicDongz posted:even if you isolated everything about this game down to this image and cropped it to only show that guy on the right you could tell this game was made by a very boring straight guy  "A dog ate my shoes. Heh, how about that.  "Fruits of the sea posted:That... actually looks like it could be interesting? Or at least funny. The art could be a lot more sleazy than it is, considering the subject matter. We always have Lula: The Sexy Empire for that. 
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May 6, 2017 11:39
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Largepotato posted:http://store.steampowered.com/app/596950/Rat_Simulator/ Why is the logo a pregnant rat if they're not even going to make it a strategy game where you command your brood of sewerspawn.
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May 8, 2017 01:52
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d0grent posted:as promised, rat simulator You haven't posted your newest video but it absolutely belongs in this thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eD1MQBCNcE
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May 21, 2017 14:46
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FactsAreUseless posted:Sharing this because I legitimately like it a lot and hope it succeeds. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=938381503 Believe it or not there's already an infographic-based puzzle platformer on Steam called Metrico, I've never played it but I've heard it's good.
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Jun 9, 2017 00:37
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Too Shy Guy posted:BundleStars has reached peak Steam garbage with a bundle of 47 games for ONE DOLLAR, headlined by none other than FEMINAZI: The Triggering. The whole thing is basically a scam based on the card market: if you buy a game with Steam trading cards for roughly 10-19 cents then you will make a profit or at least break even selling them, and if you're the kind of person who cares about their Steam stats it's a cheap way to get a bunch of level 1 badges. In the end Valve and the seller make money off of only transaction, the only people that really lose are the ones paying real money for jpegs so they can watch numbers go up. So a bundle like this is free money to anybody who doesn't value their time, though the process has been pretty automated thanks to the proliferation of auto-idlers that let you unlock cards without even having to install the game and Chrome extensions that let you put items on sale en masse. Valve tried to put a stop to it by capping the minimum price of games at 49 cents but these third-party vendor bundles let them wriggle around it
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Jul 1, 2017 19:53
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StrixNebulosa posted:Also I agree, steam needs quality controls I get far more pleasure from laughing at terrible games now that they're not segregated to wastelands like itch.io.
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Jul 29, 2017 03:00
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One of her last games was about a teacher using the internet to spy on his students and has naked pictures of an underage girl in it with the rationale that it's a statement about privacy on the internet so if you actually went out of the way to look at it then that's on you. Being a provocateur is kind of her thing, after putting out something that is legally child pornography in some countries putting regular old porn on Steam is a step down if anything.
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Jul 29, 2017 19:43
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Stink Terios posted:Miner Ultra Adventures guy went too far. 
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Aug 1, 2017 02:18
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FirstAidKite posted:That game looks pretty bad yea- Dark elf got some light skin.
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Aug 5, 2017 15:56
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Lunethex posted:a whole new meaning to the term ''solid snake' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoRYWinS_u8
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Alien Rope Burn posted:I really really don't get the appeal of these thousands-of-achievements games on Steam. I mean, at least on a Xbox or whatever, you have your gamerscore, another meaningless thing, but it was a tangible system and it was hard to cheat your way into. (I suppose it's probably less hard now.) But on Steam, one can just buy a bunch of games and use hacks to activate all their achievements. I guess I are idiots that'll brag about anything. It's surreal that anybody cares about that number enough to worry about it, much less a number so easily manipulated. I guess what I'm saying is: how is this a thing? One of the unlockable profile geegaws you can get is an achievement displayer so you can spell out all kinds of filth and memes using achievement icons if you get creative with it, so Steam achievements are actually more useful than any other platform's.
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Aug 30, 2017 01:00
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So I finally encountered one of those lovely thousands of achievements games in the wild: Viewpoints, which I won in a SteamGifts giveaway. It's even shadier than I was expecting because the way that it works is that it has a timer counting down from 2:30:00 and when it reaches zero (which is comfortably past the two hour cutoff for losing refundability) then a little button pops up and clicking it makes you get all ~8000 achievements at once.
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Sep 2, 2017 08:48
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If you a vision of the future of Valve, imagine desks on wheels being rearranged - forever.
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Sep 4, 2017 18:45
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Sakurazuka posted:TJ&E was a procgen roguelike before they were cool Also before there were patches to fix the unplayably broken and tedious gameplay .
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Sep 7, 2017 00:47
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Subjunctive posted:The review quotes are great. Fargin Icehole posted:Those review quotes are fuckin' magical. http://www.theonion.com/article/ironic-porn-purchase-leads-to-unironic-ejaculation-1567
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Sep 7, 2017 02:41
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The White Dragon posted:
Matt Furie has been cracking down on people trying to commercialize Pepe, somebody should tell him about this.
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Sep 10, 2017 05:00
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Jamfrost posted:The good ol' doused in oil look. If the Robin Hood and The Lion King made furries then these people must have gotten their sexual awakening while playing Arkham Asylum.
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Sep 15, 2017 21:07
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Subjunctive posted:Blow was like that before he was rich, based on a half-dozen conversations. So at least he's consistent. Blow was always rich, though. Remember, he had enough liquid assets to pay a deece six figgies to hire an artist to paint all of the game's artwork and license all the music for it.
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Sep 22, 2017 01:18
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RE: wealthy indie devs downplaying their resources I don't think anything tops the guy who made Castle Doctine doing the whole bootstraps thing and bragging about having his entire family live below the poverty line by choice only to have it come out that that figure didn't include medical care and him backing out of the whole arrangement as soon as it became inconvenient.
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Sep 23, 2017 17:31
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This is why anime fans are a protected class on the SA boards.
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Sep 25, 2017 22:22
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Discendo Vox posted:If it was all like the first image and none like the second, I'd be game. Of course, that's why I play Crush Crush, too. Bearverly turning into a human at the end of her arc was a travesty.
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Nothing gets me hotter than the thought of a girl whose skin will rip the flesh from your bones if you rub up against it. 
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