Terrible Awful Games: it's either bees and porn or crypto and NFTs

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Sit on my Jace: Sep 9, 2016

lazorexplosion posted:

I would stay the gently caress away from blue shell beach.

Just stay slightly in second place and you'll be fine.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 21:16

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# ¿ May 5, 2024 21:49

Sit on my Jace: Sep 9, 2016

Alien Rope Burn posted:

Well, don't keep us in suspense. Who wins?!

The Steam refund system.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 03:05

Sit on my Jace: Sep 9, 2016

Ekster posted:

Did he just assume that car's gender.

Ha ha! You did the meme! Now do "triggered" and you will be a true lord of comedy!

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 22:47

Sit on my Jace: Sep 9, 2016

CommissarMega posted:

I said it before, I'll say it again- why bother playing a game if you want to see naughty bits? I can kind of understand it if you can customize the characters, but if you're playing with presets, why go through all that effort? The Internet's right there whether you're into 3D or 2D, after all. Am I just lazy?

If the internet has taught me anything, it's to never doubt the breadth and depth of ways people get horned up.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2017 19:05

Sit on my Jace: Sep 9, 2016

Antivehicular posted:

You forgot the best line:

I'm just imagining the creator leering about "the mosssst delectable of curvessss," with hissing and spitting on the sibilants, because in my head he's both a terrible nerd-perv and a snake person.

My favorite part is "it is said", as though this is a mythical booty creature spoken of only in legends.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 13:06

Sit on my Jace: Sep 9, 2016

Guy Mann posted:

So I finally encountered one of those lovely thousands of achievements games in the wild: Viewpoints, which I won in a SteamGifts giveaway.

It's even shadier than I was expecting because the way that it works is that it has a timer counting down from 2:30:00 and when it reaches zero (which is comfortably past the two hour cutoff for losing refundability) then a little button pops up and clicking it makes you get all ~8000 achievements at once.

Now I'm curious how the Steam refund cutoff has affected the design of regular games. It seems like something the pencil-pushers would be intensely concerned with.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2017 17:48

Sit on my Jace: Sep 9, 2016

NoneMoreNegative posted:

I always wondered what 'Tankies' were in politics threads, and now I know!

Only if the next line of dialogue is the main character saying, "But invading Crimea is what I love about you!"

# ¿ Sep 4, 2017 22:29

Sit on my Jace: Sep 9, 2016

https://twitter.com/MallowyGoodness/status/921718275830173696

(I have no idea what game that is but there's a whole thread of screencaps if you click through. Highlights include a dedicated "sorry" button and a catgirl saying she loves sand "for reasons I can and cannot tell you about.")

# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 18:54

Sit on my Jace: Sep 9, 2016

Antivehicular posted:

I've never played this thing, but the wiki for this game (of course it has a wiki) describes sex scenes for each of the romance candidates -- just a paragraph or so, but definitely not joke sex scenes. Is that crazy-rear end wiki fanfiction?

I looked this up because I don't value my time, and it's the standard Steam situation where they exist but you have to either get the game from somewhere else or download a patch from the web to get to them.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2017 02:29

Sit on my Jace: Sep 9, 2016

Scaramouche posted:

The LP forum suddenly vindicated

Intriguingly moe...

# ¿ Oct 24, 2017 23:20

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Reality Winner posted:

Also there's an Egyptian frog god Kek.

Who was also referred to as "Kuk".

# ¿ Oct 26, 2017 05:07

Sit on my Jace: Sep 9, 2016

Bonus points for making the tagline for a game about sexually induced interdimensional teleportation, "Stop the earth! I'm getting off!"

# ¿ Oct 27, 2017 21:17

Sit on my Jace: Sep 9, 2016

quantcum leap

# ¿ Oct 28, 2017 23:54

Sit on my Jace: Sep 9, 2016

Gross, Limeys.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2017 07:31

Sit on my Jace: Sep 9, 2016

celeryman posted:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/570840/_Nekojishi/

IF Bubsy could get a reboot, maybe now it's the Cheetahmen's turn.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2017 19:14

Sit on my Jace: Sep 9, 2016

My favorite SakuraGame story is that one of their games crashes partway through because they machine translated the entire source code and variable names were translated different ways in different places.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2017 00:15

Sit on my Jace: Sep 9, 2016

il_cornuto posted:

Wait what? I thought Jim Sterling was pretty vocally anti-nazi?

Edit: Oh, he dressed up sort of like a fake nazi at the start of the video I guess. Though given the name, I would have figured he was going for more of a modern inquisition type thing. He did make a good point about it being really weird that Valve can get away with selling some of the more offensive stuff on Steam though, and the quotes from indie developers about how all the crap makes it harder for good indies to be successful highlighted an aspect I hadn't really given much thought. There's a lot of good footage of terrible games too!

It's understandable that people would get the wrong impression the one time out of a hundred that someone using Nazi iconography ironically was actually legitimately doing it for satirical purposes and not as a smokescreen.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2017 19:53

Sit on my Jace: Sep 9, 2016

The Joe Man posted:

I knew I saw this somewhere:

https://store.playstation.com/en-us/product/UP2979-CUSA10626_00-AV00000000000005

Ah, so that's what the Demon Rush guy has been up to.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2019 23:37

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# ¿ May 5, 2024 21:49

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The White Dragon posted:

the thing about people who want to ♥♥♥♥ garfield is that they're rarely being ironic

# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 08:44

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