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Ghost Leviathan posted:Being performatively horrified and amused by bizarre and horrifying porn is one of SA's oldest traditions. Errr, yes, yes. Horrified and amused, that's it. 
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kirbysuperstar posted:My Friend Stalin [...] HENTAI CLIMBING Well, that escalated quickly!
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As far as random poo poo simulator titles on Steam go, this orgy simulator looks more entertaining than many.
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Missed opportunity not to have a feature where you make movies. Then you could sell movies on pleasurepartyhub, and with the income you'd buy more expensive props, expand the house and hire more/better actors. Current game loop seems weak.
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/1129540/Orc_Massage/ quote:Orc Massage is a 3D adult simulation game. You play as an honest Orc who is trying to make a living with his business, but his monster girl clients have a bad habit of getting turned on by his "handy work". Will he stay professional or be seduced by his clients? That is all on you!
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Say what you want, that's a hell of a premise that the gaming world has never seen before. A honest orc. 
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leper khan posted:If you follow the history of genre fiction, this statement is incredibly racist hth I'll have to atone by working on my massage technique I guess.
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Play posted:why do i get the feeling that at least some of you are going to buy that game Sorry, I'm more of a Witch Prison type.
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Now I want a Last Gary/Scarlett crossover. Possibly taking place in a massage parlour.
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SexwithHitlerlike is the last genre I would have expected to spawn, but apparently...
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Terrible Awful Games: even my 5-year-old son asked why the ships looked weird
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The Lone Badger posted:Based on the cheese I'm going to say Skyrim Lol, that was my first thought before seeing the name/description.
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Dibs on the Terrans.
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Not enough RPGs implement the Technocrat class tbh.
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Cartoon Man posted:If your basketball game doesn’t scream BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! then I have no interest in playing it. 
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If that's what girls look like, I have been lied to all my life!
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Thuryl posted:Well, they were sometimes good at aviation. Other times they made a plane that ran on coal or a rocket plane with no landing gear that was mostly effective at killing its test pilots. I have fond memories of Lucasarts' Secret Weapons of the Luftwaffe, which allowed you to fly those crazy things. The Komet was particularly hilarious.
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The MSJ posted:Were any of them in the BF1942: Secret Weapons? I only remember the tank with a ship cannon, the mortar tank, the Sherman with missile barrage attachment, machine gun bike and the coveted jetpacks which allows everyone to Hulk jump across the map but also turns the game into a clay pigeon simulator. No idea, never played that one. SWOTL was a flight sim from the DOS/VGA era.
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FirstAidKite posted:Or another title, Kati The Astronaut Ok, that trailer was something. But you know what the saddest thing about it is? That the author of this abomination still had more self discipline than me in his free-time game development effort, and actually completed and released something, no matter how janky it is. Kati the Astronaut is my secret personal shame. 
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Yup, fair play... No just one game, an entire series... One day I'll actually keep working on a project instead of getting bored and starting something new. One day, my very own creation will hopefully grace the hallowed pages of this thread and I'll be able to die peacefully knowing my life has been a success... I'd be tempted to go with Hoverkitty: Stuck in a Wall, but I'd be at the mercy of an IP theft lawsuit...
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Captain Hygiene posted:More weird than awful, but the idea made me laugh: NGL, that goes straight to the wishlist.
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I'm sure everyone here has played PARKET and wished there was more of the world famous hardcore 3d platformer. Well, fear not, because PARKET: EVOLUTION is finally here: You can once again (I presume) play as The Stig from Top Gear in a 3d environment that will amaze your senses:  Practice your climbing skills on palette swap mountain peaks:  Then hit the slopes on the way down:  And work on some of the many Steam Achievements (achievement names are my own guesses):  inherited the king's crown   found the giant shopping trolleyIf you had any doubts, the (currently 3) reviews will dispel them: quote:PARKET Evolution is a great and addicting game. quote:very fun i play a lot quote:first ever person to play the game. its good, its good , its good , its good , its good 10/10 i am speedrunner To keep you busy while you are all downloading this FREE masterpiece, I leave you the trailer: https://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/256902633/movie480_vp9.webm?t=1661389803
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I mean, at that point, you might be excused for starting to believe in a conspiracy.
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Overall... Not gonna cry if porn games are off-limit here, but I generally find the ones posted here entertaining as they tend to be the ones with a hilariously ludicrous premise or description which makes it funny. I get that humour is a personal thing and not terribly rational but while "Oh look: a porn game on Steam" isn't funny, the description of "Elf sex farm" being "a farming game that combines eroticism with business management" just cracks me up for some reason. If people feel like these should go, fine. It's not like there's a lack of non-porn gaming jank.
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Radio Paranoia posted:Who needs anime boobs when you have: Ah, the Star Citizen school of gameplay.
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I like both reviews and curators. If one subscribes to meme curators, well, they get what they were looking for, and demonstrate that there's a market for it...
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:Except the meme curators and reviews are the only ones surfaced. Like, short of blocking all of them manually I am going to see nothing but garbage since I don't go to dedicated curator pages to see what they say. I kinda feel I live in a parallel universe tbh. I can take any game I have some mild interest in and almost instantly find a dozen reviews that tell me something interesting about it. I generally use the filters to read both positive/negative ones, and that usually gives me a good idea of whether or not the game will be my jam or not. As for curators, I have a few subscribed which are thematically focused, such as turn-based tactics or shmups. They work well as a quick curated list of games in the genre during sales. But obviously, if every single review/curator is meme stuff for you, I get where you're coming from.
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e: oh wow, had just glanced at the stuff and dismissed it as just random garbage, but  indeed.
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I dont know posted:Progress Quest at least benefited from silly class and race choices. What other game lets you play a talking pony poisoner. Demicanadian Fighter/Organist is where it's at.
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That's probably not a long game. How long could it take to ring 999?
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Dareon posted:Considering you only have a banana, that's probably where they artificially inflate the challenge. Well done, now I won't be able to get rid of the banana phone song from my brain all day!
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Great Beer posted:I've got this feeling. ... so appealing...
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/2562460/SUSHI_SOUL_UNIVERSE/quote:"Sushi! It's so delicious! You should think about it!"   
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CommissarMega posted:Is is actually bad, though? Seems like one of those odd Japanese games that's weird for the sake of being weird. In fairness, I interpret this thread like the modding one in that Awful/Awesome are often two sides of the same coin.
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Ashsaber posted:Oh hey, that got played at AGDQ last year: https://gdqvods.com/game/im-going-to-die-if-i-dont-eat-sushi Actually, this is the sequel to the one played at GDQ. But rest assured, the game description explains that you can play the sequel even without having played/beaten the original, so you can sushi ahead with the reassurance that you won't be missing out on any critical lore/story.
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That's how I feel about 4X AI. I want a pretend AI that roleplays specific personalities. I absolutely do not want an actual AI that plays like a human because then every faction/country/empire/civilization would be an unpredictable, unreliable, backstabbing jerk and if I wanted that I could play online.
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quote:All the content of REMINGTON, the A.I. is created by CM Pictures (except the soundtracks). This includes the writing of the story, the coding and all art creations. Please do NOT reuse any elements of the game for commercial purposes. You ARE allowed to upload screenshots of the game to Steam drat, I was so looking forward to asset flipping the poo poo out of that content!
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