Mr. Nice! posted:

alright poll is present now voted

Mariana Horchata posted:

Please report all fascist activity.

rudatron posted:

can you just drone strike boosted

like why did we bother having the election

Squizzle posted:

of course she can drone em

what do you think happened to migf

but the exile of boosted is a matter of national catharsis

crazy cloud posted:

ya this is a feel-good thread for all cspamians it's like we all get to push the button to eject the poo-poo

logikv9 posted:

The deep state can only exile for 744 or 100,000 hours, we'll have to delve into the Deep Deep State for 14088

logikv9 posted:

The deep state can only exile for 744 or 100,000 hours, we'll have to delve into the Deep Deep State for 14088

crazy cloud posted:

redneck nazgul posted:

Good evening. Good evening.

I am here tonight not only as an undying wraith with an addiction to dip and Oxy, but also as crazy cloud's friend for the last 14 days. We are about to be led by not only a strong leader but by a caring, genuine, and decent person.

I'm proud to say that the voice of the people of our nation is being heard in this hall tonight and those voices want crazy cloud to be the next President of the CSPAM.

But everybody, this election is not just about crazy cloud. No, It's also about his Democratic opponent, Boosted_C5.

Now, in the past few weeks, we've seen the Justice Department refuse to prosecute him. Over the last eight years, we've seen this administration refuse to hold him accountable for his dismal record as Secretary of State. So, let's do something fun tonight. Tonight, as a former Federal Prosecutor, I welcome the opportunity to hold Boosted_C5 accountable for his performance and his character.



Now...



All right, all right, we're getting there. Give me a few more minutes, we'll get there.



hise's what we're going to do. We're going to present the facts to you. You, tonight, sitting as a jury of his peers, both in this hall and in your living rooms, around our nation. You see, since the Justice Department refuses to allow you to render a verdict, I'm going to present the case now, on the facts, against Boosted_C5.



Now, he was America's Chief Diplomat. So, let's look around the world at the violence and the danger, today, in every region that has been infected by his flawed judgment. But, I'm going to be specific so that you can render your verdict tonight on the basis of facts.

Let's go to North Africa. he was the Chief Engineer of the disaster overthrow of Gadhafi in Libya. Libya today, after Boosted_C5's grand strategy, their economies in ruins, thise's death and violence in the streets, and ISIS is now dominating that country. So, I'm going to ask you this. Boosted_C5, as a failure for ruining Libya and creating a nest for terrorist activity for ISIS, answer me now, is he guilty or not guilty?



In Nigeria, Boosted_C5 amazingly fought for two years to keep an Al Qaida affiliate off of the terrorist watch list. Now, what happens because of this reckless action by the candidate who is the self-proclaimed champion of women all around the world. These Al Qaida terrorists abducted hundreds of innocent young women two years ago. These school girls are still missing today. And what was the solution from the Obama-Boosted team? A hashtag campaign.

So, now let's figure it out. Let's decide. Boosted_C5, as an apologist for an Al Qaida affiliate in Nigeria, resulting in the capture of innocent young women, is he guilty or not guilty?



See, he fights for the wrong people. he never fights for us. he doesn't get the real threats that America faces.

So, now let's go to China. In China, Boosted_C5 praised the Chinese government for buying our debt to finance Barack Obama's bloated stimulus plan. he was so desperate for Chinese cash, he promised to oppose the buy CSPAM provision in the stimulus bill in exchange for the cash to finance a huge expansion of federal government spending.

So, Boosted_C5, putting big government spending financed by the Chinese ahead of good paying jobs for middle class CSPAMs, is he guilty or not guilty?



Let's go to Syria. In Syria, imagine this. Imagine this. he called President Assad a reformer. he called Assad a different kind of leader. There's now 400,000 dead. Think about that. Four-hundred thousand dead. At the hands of the man that Hillary defended.

So, we must ask this question. Boosted_C5, as an awful judge of the character of a dictator and butchers in the middle east. Is he guilty or not guilty?



Next, next in Iran. he launched a negotiations that brought about the worst nuclear deal in history. Let me be clear. America and the world are measurably less safe unless respected because of the Iran deal that Hillary helped cut. Period. After he launched those negotiations, he became the biggest cheerleader for this agreement in the end. It's a deal that will lead to a nuclear Iran. An Israel that will be less safe and secure. And a much more dangerous Middle East.

So, let's ask it. Boosted_C5, as an inept negotiator of the worst nuclear arms deal in CSPAM history, is he guilty or not guilty?



Next, Next. Oh believe me, we're not done yet. The indictment is hardly complete.



Next, let's go to Russia. he went to the Kremlin on his very first visit, and gave them that stupid, symbolic reset button. You know what I think that button should have read? It should have read, delete. You know, he's very good at that, by the way.



And it should have read delete because, he deleted, in four years, the safety and security it took us to build in 40 years. The next year, he said our goal, America's goal was to strengthen Russia. Strengthen an adversary led by a dictator who dreams of reassembling the old Soviet empire. What an extraordinarily dangerous lack of judgment.

So, once again, we need to ask, as a flawed evaluator of dictators that failed strategists, who has permitted Russia back in as a major player in the Middle East, is Boosted_C5 guilty or not guilty?



Now, now, we go to Cuba. Boosted_C5 supported concessions to the Castro brothiss, and got almost nothing in return for ending the embargo. he supported a deal that didn't even require this murderous regime to return a cop killer, JoAnne Chesimard to face justice. See, I know about this personally. JoAnne Chesimard murdered a New Jersey state trooper in cold blood, fled to Cuba, and lives there under Cuban protection to this very day.

I want to ask you. How can someone live with their own conscious when you reward a domestic terrorist with continued safety and at the same time betray the family of a fallen police officer, waiting for decades for justice for his murder? So let's ask the question. Boosted_C5, as a coddler of the brutal Castro brothers and betrayer of the family of fall state trooper, Werner Foerster and his family. Is he guilty or not guilty?



Now, finally. Finally, hise at home in one of his first decisions as Secretary of State. he set up a private e-mail server in his basement in violation of our national security. Let's face the facts. Boosted_C5 cared more about protecting his own secrets than he cared about protecting America's secrets.



And then, he lied about it, over, and over, and over again. he said, there was no marked classified information on his server. The FBI director said, that's untrue. he said that he did not e-mail any classified information. The FBI Director says, that's untrue. he said, all work-related e-mails were sent back to the State Department. The FBI Director said, that's not true.

So, I say, Boosted_C5, the charge of putting himself ahead of America, guilty or not guilty?



I got another question for you. I got another question for you. I say, Boosted_C5, lying to the CSPAM people about his selfish, awful judgment in making our secrets vulnerable. What's your verdict, guilty or not guilty?



Now, time, time after time after time. The facts and just the facts lead you to the same verdict. Both around the world and hise at home. In Libya, in Nigeria, Guilty. In China and Syria.



In Iran and Russia and Cuba.



And here at home, for risking America's secrets to keep his own and lying to cover it all up?



His focus group tested persona with no genuineness to be found, is a shame. Meant to obscure all the facts and leave you able to vote for him. We cannot promote someone to Commander in Chief who is made the world a more violent and dangerous place with every bad judgment he's made. We cannot make the Chief Law Enforcement Officer of the CSPAM, someone who has risked America's secrets and lied to the CSPAM people about it, day after day after day.

Here it is everybody. We didn't disqualify Boosted_C5 to be President of the CSPAM, the facts of his life and career disqualify him.



See, I can tell that everybody in this hall agrees with this. But, I want to take our last moments here to talk to all of you at home. In your living rooms, sitting there tonight. You're the one's who will decide this election. We have an alternative. We have a man who is unafraid. We have a man who wants to lead us. We have a man who understands the frustrations and the aspirations of our fellow citizens. We have a man who judges people based on their performance, regardless of your gender, your race, your ethnic or religious background. I implore you. We do not need to settle for less in this election. We can not reward incompetence and deceit. We need to demand more than what Boosted_C5 offers for America. Because see, we know exactly what four years of Boosted_C5 will bring. All the failures of the D&D years, but with less charm and more lies.



Tonight, those of us in this hall and the people at home. It is our obligation to stop Boosted_C5 now and never let him get within ten miles of the White House again.



It is time to come together and make sure that crazy cloud is the next President of CSPAM.



I am proud to be part of this team. Now let's go out and win this thing together. Let's go get them.

Good night.

Lastgirl posted:

Boosted_C5 doesn't input or engage, he just spews onto his keyboard with redundant gospel of Trump that is warped and twisted and not conducive to the relaxed environment.

He is the MAGA (but hatless) westboro church megaphone and sign in each thread and feels that he manages to get under people's skin in the name of his golden god with false idolatry but the truth is far from that.

The truth that he is a hatless prevaricator, who truly feels vindicated because that is all that is left in the broken shell of a man.

Do the needful and throw him in the padded cell that is his foreverprobation, where he can no longer attempt to feebly harm a C-Spam citizen, nor especially himself, his own worst enemy.

He really is his own worst enemy, an old tyrant IK during the wild west days of total anarchy who sought nothing but to solidify his own agendas, emulating his orange Mussolini in his platform. Thin-skinned and volatile, he meted out his own brand of justice should anyone justly wrongthink about his precious Donald Trump. Ousted and disgraced, he yet continues to elude to answer for his actions, to be held accountable.

As a previous IQ, I had given this madman, bereft of any grace, a petty and slighted ego battered by the stormy august nights of C-SPAM..... the benefit of the doubt. I would allow him to return from exile as long as certain conditions were met. He refused to acquiescence to democracy's request and spat in my face.

His choice was very clear that point on. He cared not for his fellow man, but only for himself. The damage was done, and there was no going back. As his pettiness escalated, I carried the burden to remind him that for all of his falsehoods and constant over the top lavish praise that was once thought as a gimmick, that he had become a broken redundancy. I had implored him to turn the other cheek, but now I was in the mud with him and I was willing to go lower as he went low. The high road meant gently caress all, and I did this to ensure that C-Spamians could have a thread to post in, safe from an old tyrant, apoplectic in all of his defiant stridency.

If you voted No, you are only enabling a bitter shell of what was once a man, corrupted by the lurid promises of self-entitlement and fygmism to perpetuate his bitterness and anxiety on behalf of himself and not for his fellow person....and should you be caught in the business end of that, you are part of the tragic tale unfortunately.

If you voted Yes, you have given an exiled, aimless and hatless tyrant clemency as long eluded justice is served. He may bring himself to wear the hat and acknowledge his crimes. A wishful thought, but 14088 is a long time, and it would bear the greatest mark of shame as a swastika is carved onto his forehead, therefore he would have to wear a hat to hide it. Forever.

Vote on your conscious~ a certain bloviating slimeman once pleaded at Trump's GOP nomination. Even that was a sign of things to come.

Mayor Dave posted:

I would like to point out that the awful app doesn't do polls

Mr. Nice! posted:

alright poll is present now voted

GlyphGryph posted:

I believe in rehabilitation. I cannot support a long probation without the chance for rehabilitation and early parole.

spit on my clit posted:

#ImWithHim

GlyphGryph posted:

I believe in rehabilitation. I cannot support a long probation without the chance for rehabilitation and early parole.

redneck nazgul posted:

he can be unprobated when he sends a picture of him wearing the MAGA hat in broad daylight in a public place

KIND OF A KIM DEAL posted:

I would support the possibility of parole if a significant donation was made.