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Ouch. Yeah, the main reason I requested that would have only been apparent after you finish the first level, when you continue chasing your girlfriend's kidnapper through time.
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Oh man, that would be so rad if we weren't incompetent. Maybe we'll save that one for a revisit instead of ten more episodes of Battle Balls.
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We should do a "Mom Can I Have Another Regret?" where we play games again and try to beat/get farther into them. I'd subscribe to my own patreon for that.
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Apr 19, 2017 02:44
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKl3Z6GB0GU This is Dr. John's Mysterious Stones. Don't worry, it's almost at the end of the super stupid drunk saga. AMovieReference fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Apr 24, 2017 |
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Apr 24, 2017 17:13
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I love those mummy gators.
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Oh wow, that game actually looked super cool. Do you have any more history behind it?
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All I could find is that it's also under the name Dr. Kick, and that the goal is to steal something and leave with it. There's an evaluation stage that determines if you got a priceless relic or literal trash. Not much else is out there on the web.
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGb0ogHKK7c Alright, so in an attempt to do some variety in game genres, here's a racing game, with animals. What kind of animal would you think makes sense? Horses? Sonic Hedgehogs? Nope, fuckin' armadillos.
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Apr 27, 2017 17:28
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Since Armadillo Racing, Keith can often be spotted fretting over bills and legal summons and lamenting that "they've really got my ham rear end in a sling!"
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Apr 27, 2017 17:53
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I didn't know they made an Emerson, Lake, & Palmer game
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Apr 27, 2017 19:46
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I'm not going to pretend I didn't have to research that joke to get it. A Tarkus game will eventually serve as the Twisted Metal to this game's Diddy Kong Racing.
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jRriSf8lFE Up next we got "Pochi & Nyaa", which had a website. . . that we visited. Apparently they had journals written by "Nyaa" and has a bunch of other weird poo poo going on. Unfortunately it's all on archive.org. Anyhow, the game was at least interesting, even though Keith was incredibly frustrating while playing it.
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AMovieReference posted:
Wrong this one is button mashey horsefuckery it never should see the light of day.
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Plus the weird handicap system seem to indicate that between evenly matched players, the winner is pretty much guaranteed to be whoever wins round 1, in three rounds. I like the concept of the game, but it looks really rough.
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The game could definitely use more polish, but it was alright. I think the idea was to handicap the winner to even the odds in subsequent rounds, but life was too frantic at the time to pay attention to much of anything.
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Whoops, I didn't mean to do this one.
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This game owns and was pretty widespread. It's pretty hard to play well though, especially for people with arthrithic old man reflexes.
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My arthritis has nothing to do with my crippling incompetence! I know we barely scratched the surface, as evidenced by the handful of special moves pulled off without any concept of how it was done. This is probably another one that needs to be revisited once we have successfully crawled out of the bottle and at least read the instructions.
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I guess we know now that spatial awareness and shape recognition isn't part of Keith's puzzle skills. Puyo and Battle Balls indicate he operates purely on colors.
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZQslHkqwws Sega made a lot of vehicle games. They had the Harley one, the 18 wheeler game, Crazy Taxi, and then one where you drive an ambulance. I wish we were better at this, as I read the final level, and it's absurd.
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AMovieReference posted:So I'll not be surprised when one of you mother fuckers have heard of this game.  I have it for Sega Saturn.  Apparently Xing redesigned it to be even harder than the arcade version.
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Hahaha, of course. OF COURSE! I have to question the veracity of your claim that the console version is even harder, because Keith's performance would have you believe that the arcade version is completely impossible. Jokes aside, you guys never cease to amaze when we roll out some obscure game and at least one of you has a dissertation to drop on it.
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Rollersnake posted:
I did try the arcade version out slightly, but after watching Keith play, I can only imagine how much more difficult it could be.
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Oh hey, I haven't been here in a while. Just so you know, Deinosuchus is pronounced as dy-nə-sew-kəs.
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That game looks cool and good. Keith, get your poo poo together bro.
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Keith is usually decent at the games we play, but we got a great compilation of him making GBS threads the bed this season. Not to mention, his most deplorable quote to date: "I want to kill the baaaaby!"
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I just realized I want—no, need—to see you guys attempt the co-op mode in Tengen Tetris. It's not an arcade game, but it is a NES port of the arcade version of Tetris, in case that meets your criteria.
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Is it actually a cooperative mode, or competitive? We can barely cooperate to do this show, so the notion of trying to Tetris together is already worth a chuckle.
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It is actually cooperative. Two players playing the same game of Tetris simultaneously. It's amazing and I have no idea why no other version of Tetris has included it.
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Oh poo poo! I can see the future, and it's full of anger!
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