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I love these videos, they are a small treat to savor every few days. Looking forward to the rage-punctuated nonsense to come.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 02:12 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:41 |
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 01:46 |
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I was honestly hoping for some surreal cyberpunk nose scratching simulator. This looks likes a child's awful attempt at pretend-playing a video game scenario with their (dollar store) action figures. How tragic!
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 17:13 |
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AMovieReference posted:As you can guess, we picked this solely based on the name and we later learned that. . . It's another anime game. Not saying that's a bad thing, but I always worry when we get these kinds of properties and then poo poo all over them because we don't know anything about them, and then real fans come in and just harangue us. Oh well, doth is life. Oh yeah, like you're the lame ones for not knowing poo poo about an anime.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 21:20 |
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Good lord, that one was a real anomaly. Normally when someone says "It was a comic" I want to know more, like with "Cadillacs and Dinosaurs" but this is... I don't even want to know how someone tried to justify this with words and images.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 17:57 |
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I flippin love Lake Placid.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 21:50 |
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Ugh. This reminded me that I really wanted to recommend "Eternal Champions" which is another MK-imitator, but actually kind of a good one. Sadly, it isn't an arcade title. Still, if for some reason you need more of this kind of thing, "Survival Arts," and "Blandia" might be worth looking at. Mostly because under other circumstances, they wouldn't be worth looking at.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 17:11 |
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AMovieReference posted:
I actually did mean the Data East one, but it's alright, because this was still great, and a game I vaguely remember. It is waaaay less frustrating than the other one as well.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 02:35 |
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Caught up again on all the trials and tribulations you Dollar Dudes (Mom Boys?) have been through in the last three months or so. And one of you videos unearthed a thing from the recesses of my mind space even! Although it may not have been too deeply buried. Have I requested you play The Ninja Warriors before? Have you already played it, and I just forgot? Shadow Force reminded me of it, and it's a pretty good one, despite the generic as poo poo name. It's a scrolling beat em up where you play as warriors who are not so much ninjas as they are ninja-themed terminators.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2017 00:12 |
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At first I thought "hey, didn't these chuckleheads already play this game?" but then I remembered that no, actually. It was me. I was the chucklehead who had played this game. Oh, the monsters I have mauled... Anyway, would it have killed the devs to like, locally source their monsters? Norwegian Dragon, sure, Deep Sea Fungus off the coast of Bermuda, okay. Everything else is just sloppy. Even the akuma mother fucker could have made sense if his name hadn't been Spanish. This all makes me wish there was a game like this, but with roguelike elements and maybe some X-com poo poo mixed in, where you send teams of specially trained monster wrestlers all over the world to battle mythological and supernatural threats. And, also I'm envisioning an expansion where the threats become less supernatural, and more existential. "The War at Home!" which sees your elite monster wrestlers do battle with regret, ennui, and the lasting psychological trauma of being suplexed through a table by a drop bear. How will men fight monsters when they risk becoming the monsters themselves? And also, how do miss an 80% hit chance off-the-turnbuckle frog splash on a wendigo that's right the gently caress next to you?! Goddamn rookies deserve to have their legs torn off with that kinda bs.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2017 05:33 |
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AMovieReference posted:
Homewreckers. Does this mean either of them are free agents now? I'm enjoying the guest episodes, and the change of pace they bring. Especially since Keith gets weirdly belligerent about the show sometimes. Not that I don't enjoy that lovable scamp and his antics, of course, it's just nice to calm things down once in a while, and have a different quality of shrieking.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2017 19:35 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:41 |
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Dirt Wizard posted:I would imagine that makes them both free agents.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2017 03:16 |