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Hey, 5.17's my birthday! I feel all special. \/\/ Uh oh. \/\/ Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Feb 1, 2017 |
# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 03:44 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 23:30 |
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Dirt Wizard posted:It's true we haven't been shooting 'em up as much, lately. Any suggestions for the next blood moon when we can get together and record some more? Xevious looks cool.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 01:40 |
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Another fine Trouble Planet production. Also for funsies, I supported the boys on Patreon, and got my very special Thank You message today. I requested Keith to say my thank-you message in his squeakiest voice, and include the words "Rinderpest", "Brucellosis", and "Lymphadenitis", because they are gross livestock diseases I knew he'd enjoy learning about. http://mu6.me/138963 A+ for squeakiness and topic. Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Feb 8, 2017 |
# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 00:49 |
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AMovieReference posted:
With lots of money.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 19:13 |
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Here's a game I'd like to see. Zoids Infinity. Because drat I love me some robot animals and I'd love to hear your opinions on one of my favorite Toonami shows. Oh, hey, speaking of teenage loves, another recommendation is Mobile Suit Gundam: Federation vs. Zeon (it was also on the PS2).
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 02:26 |
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AMovieReference posted:
Wait, the states, or the ships that blew up?
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 21:43 |
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AMovieReference posted:
I was a dog walker for a few years. I will provide critique and professional insight once I'm able to watch.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 22:38 |
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Okay, live as-I go commentary here. First, good choice on the Poodle. Every single one of those other dogs look like shitlords that'll pull you over and jump on you. A Poodle kept in a show cut has to be near-obsessively cared for, with daily grooming and bi-weekly grooming appointments. Also, poodles kept in a traditional show cut are, as a rule, shown, and taught to walk nicely. Poodles that are kept as just pets are usually trimmed in a 'Puppy Cut' or 'Kennel Clip', that has an evenly trimmed short body cut, with the tail, top of head, and ears long but still 'poodly', with a clean shaved face. Also popular is the 'Miami' or 'Bikini' cut, where the fur is left longer, and 'poms' are left on the feet, then the feed are shaved shorter to accentuate the poms. Then there's also the Teddy-Bear Cut (poofy face, medium even body fur), the Lamb Cut, and the Town And Country Clip (body, neck, and face shaved close, head, tail, and legs up to the shoulder kept longer). Then there are like five different show cuts. And guess what? Now there's ASIAN FUSION poodle cuts! Which your dog seems to have. It looks like a modified English Saddle clip. Your dog walking is deplorable.You're wandering all over the drat street, and not only that, so is the dog, who is much more likely to be hit by a car. Pro tip! When walking with your dog, keep it away from cars. Humans are much more likely to swerve to avoid you, the human, then they are to avoid the dog. Some will even aim for dogs. Where are your poop bags. Oh my god, you'll never walk dogs in the town again. You mised a primo opportunity to clothesline the bike guy and steal his food. Hey, dog walking's a rough biz, gotta eat somehow. A+ on the cat catching, bonus for the dog client not getting scratched or bitten, which would have meant an imediate trip to the vet to prevent life-threatening infections! Cat bites are no joke, their saliva is like a cess pit when they bite you. A+ for thoughtful japanese motorists. Again, people will just straight up run over your dog and not give a single poo poo. Excellent job not letting the dog eat garbage. Apple cores contain cyanide and razor blades, and i'll bet that rice ball had rat poison in it. And now, you go and pick a Husky. THE WORST. Somehow more grooming requirements then a Poodle. They need to be brushed CONSTANTLY, and you will never again know life without dog hair on everything you own. Huskies also require many daily miles of exercise, being a dog once bred to pull sledges. Not sled, SLEDGE. A sled is a sleek, beautiful thing meant for speed. A Sledge will pull a whole drat house. Should have let that dog steal and eat the skateboard. That would keep it occupied for a few minutes. English Bulldogs are lumps of genetic decay. It will die of cancer before it will ever manage to harm you. Weird, male rabbits are generally the more docile ones. Female rabbits get super nasty and fighty if they're not spayed. It's also a lot reasier to snap a rabbit in half then you might think. They can break their own backs if they kick too hard. Good on you for not picking the Shiba, which knows only violence and hatred for it's fellow dog-kind. Or the Golden Lab, which is a nice enough dog once it's done eating your house and stealing your children and dragging you into every puddle of water it sees. For more insight on how insane Japan is with dogs, have this NHK produced documentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAYmPZF1xME
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 02:35 |
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Dirt Wizard posted:Wow. WOOOOOOOWWWWWW! I have glimpsed into Suspect Bucket's life, and I now have a twinge of stress from looking at dogs. Through your critique, I am even more convinced that either the dogs are wandering loose, or the walker is experiencing the most mundane of day tripping acid adventures. I've hallucinated dog walks before. Fukkin dayquill. Honestly, i'm surprised more dogs don't get run the hell over., or simply die from human negligence. Tough critters the ones that survive humanity.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 21:52 |
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Angry Lobster posted:This game strikes me as a weirder version of Golden Axe. The aesthetichs are metal and rad, in a very strange way, but at least is no Cho Aniki level of weird. It seems super hard, though. I like it, but the scale feels off. I'm sure the intention was that you'd be like you were this regular dude fighting off a bunch of GIANT MONSTERS, but it really just feels like a tiny dude riding a kitten into battle. Cool concept, flawed execution. It needed some stuff in the fore and background to better indicate scale, like villages or normal human sized implements or something.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 20:11 |
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CHICKEN FACTS! Chickens lay eggs when the gently caress ever, but their output is linked to sunlight. If it's summer, they will lay more eggs, because they get more light. However, you can trick their tiny chicken brains by putting a lamp in the coop. Chickens are not, in fact, the dumbest creatures, they just have a very specific subset of skills relating directly to eating bugs. One of our chicken's asses exploded the other day, killing it. No idea how or why. It's corpse fell into the miniature goat yard and has further traumatized our shy goat Ariel. Glad you got some mental stimulation out of the game!
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 02:15 |
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ColdPie posted:I have no idea what this means. Exactly what it says on the tin. We have no idea what happened. All we know is that it was hella gross. Ariel is a shy baby goat we've been trying to get more friendly with hand feeding, but the whole chicken corpse thing seems to have disturbed her.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 16:52 |
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AMovieReference posted:
Wait, what? Is everything ok? Also, all of these character designs look like stuff out of Tom of Finland's drawings. \/\/Aw, good for you guys then! Best of luck with the move. \/\/ Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Mar 31, 2017 |
# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 01:49 |
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Back to Antarctica then?
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 19:29 |
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Dirt Wizard posted:The same way I spend the interstitial periods in Hell. Between that and Kyle's costly travel arrangements, it keeps the show both morally and financially bankrupt. I'd love to see that vlog.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 18:10 |
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Oh wow, that game actually looked super cool. Do you have any more history behind it?
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 19:23 |
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That game looks cool and good. Keith, get your poo poo together bro.
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 21:38 |
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AMovieReference posted:
SURVIVE
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 16:40 |
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Hey, wait, did you say that you're WALKING on the DUNES? Stay off the loving sand dunes! They protect us from hurricanes! If you touched a sea oat I swear to god I'll shank you in the name of Florida State Statute 161.242 .
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 01:23 |
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AMovieReference posted:I'd like to believe you knew this statute off the top of your head. I knew approximately where it was. I'm a park ranger at a beach park, and frequently telling people to get the hell off the dunes. The very expensive replacement dunes that saved the park during Hurricane Matthew, while other places without good dune systems were flooded or destroyed. Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Jul 6, 2017 |
# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 19:42 |
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Dirt Wizard posted:And the dunes need those sea oats for sustenance to grow big enough to withstand those hurricanes. Indeed. Hot drat will you look at the local news. It's as if the read my mind. http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/local/beaches/the-importance-of-keeping-off-sand-dunes-on-the-first-coast/454759996 STAY OFF THE DUNES, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE GERMAN But yes, sea oats, partridge pea, indian blanket flower, sea grapes, and other dune plants help stabilize the dunes and keep them from washing away in hurricanes as well as assist in dune growth. For realsies, dunes help keep Florida from washing away in the next hurricane, which admittedly might be a good or bad thing depending on your viewpoint. Remember, all the retired cops, jews who know how to make bagels, cubans who can make hella good sandwiches with or without salami, your grandma, and other such desirables, live on the coast. If you flood florida, only Orlando survives, and Disney built the place with that knowledge. Consider a world run by Disney, and tremble. Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Jul 7, 2017 |
# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 21:51 |
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Looking forward to catching up on the series when I have a minute! You guys are excellent and I hope you keep this up.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 17:12 |
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Hey, awesome that you're getting new faces on there! You guys have a great dynamic, but mixing it up a bit is always refreshing. Hopefully this will get new eyeballs on the channel, you definitely have one of the higher effort production LP channels out there. Marketing is a hell of a thing though.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 18:47 |
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Dirt Wizard posted:The grim specter of death which greets you beyond the veil to the funky unknown. Running nowhere from nothing WITH EXCEPTIONAL SPEED!
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 01:34 |
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Dirt Wizard posted:It's that time of year again! We're all out of videos! Not to worry, though, because we've already recorded the next session. All is wrapped, eviction notices distributed, and Kyle is presumed trapped in Georgia as punishment for donning the mantle of an artist in Georgia. If any of y'all roll through Jacksonville on your travels through the horrid south, let me know and I'll buy you guys some Let's Play solvent.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2017 00:32 |
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So you're using this time to prepare awesome funerals, right? Parties you don't have to pay for!
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 02:44 |
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RIP
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2017 16:00 |
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AMovieReference posted:Hope you're okay up there in Jacksonville. I just Goku yelled at Irma until my power came back on. It was fun.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 23:23 |
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AMovieReference posted:So our youtube channel has been suspended. Apparently youtube doesn't like if you have tags in the description box as well, so gently caress us. We're trying to get it appealed, but I'm gonna assume that it will take a while before we hear anything. That's super hosed up !
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2017 16:50 |
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AMovieReference posted:
Hey now, it's a lot better then a lot of people doing youtube for a living.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 14:10 |
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We appreciate all the work you've put into this whole gently caress-off mess of a predicament!
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 18:11 |
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Danger-Pumpkin posted:Not that I don't enjoy that lovable scamp and his antics, of course, it's just nice to calm things down once in a while, and have a different quality of shrieking. Seperate, but equal.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2017 01:51 |
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Went and watched the last few weeks in one go, good stuff as always guys! Hope Keith's situation has stabilized by now. Keep putting up the good fight buddy, when life hits, you never cease to amaze by how hard you hit back. Grit those teeth!
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 16:03 |
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I'm thrilled Keith's not living in a tent any more. He's a funny dude, but his whole living situation and instability was kinda affecting me because I am a giant baby. I hope he keeps this forward momentum and has a fufilling life ahead of him! I'm not much for streams, but a highlights reel is exactly what I'd be up for. I'm looking forward to the sketches! This all seems like great news to me. I'm thrilled.
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# ¿ May 9, 2018 13:41 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 23:30 |
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Dirt Wizard posted:@Suspect Bucket - Thanks for the honest feedback. We've always just done this for fun, but we ultimately want to shape it into what you all like the most. Next time we are in contact with Keith, I will let him know that the tally stands at one person caring about what happens to him. For real, I was kinda avoiding the podcast because, while I adore you bad boys, Keith's situation was a super downer, and I usually listen on my way to work (also catching up on a certain Dog podcast). I was legit stressing and worrying about him going through another winter outside, and wondering if I could send a care package or something. That's just me though. I get depressed easily. In Podcast 14, which I just listened to, he sounded a lot more cheerful and less frantic, and that was simply because of the possibility of an internship. I hope that he's finding meaningful and enjoyable work, and that his living situation has improved beyond unibomber shack. Also, let me know where I can rent a unibomber shack for 20 bucks, sounds like a lovely vacation. I'll be catching up on the podcast now, since I know it's got a lot more potential for a happy ending. You guys keep it up!
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# ¿ May 9, 2018 23:19 |