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City of Glompton

found an unprotected thermostat in the capital building so I turned the heat up three degrees :twisted:

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City of Glompton

I used twice as many paper towels as necessary, too


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

City of Glompton

additionally, I hung all the toilet paper rolls the wrong way


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Manifisto


walked halfway across the street within the boundaries of the crosswalk, but when I saw that no traffic was coming in either direction I veered off at an angle taking me slightly more directly towards my destination


ty nesamdoom!

City of Glompton

there was a table with a sign stating it was not to be moved, so I moved it slightly to the left


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Manifisto


I enter stores with a wad of "THIS TAG IS NOT TO BE REMOVED UNDER PENALTY OF LAW" tags in my pocket and sew them onto random objects, such as cell phones and vegetables

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
edit: holy crap ^^^^^^^


each day I cut a little more off the tag on my mattress, in four years time there'll be nothing left

:twisted:

Manifisto


Luvcow posted:

edit: holy crap ^^^^^^^


each day I cut a little more off the tag on my mattress, in four years time there'll be nothing left

:twisted:

another victim accounted for, you've been "fisted" my friend

TOOT BOOT

I do 3 miles over the speed limit

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Manifisto posted:

another victim accounted for, you've been "fisted" my friend

fisted again!

:argh:

City of Glompton

I stand halfway on the line instead of behind it


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Mariana Horchata

smoked :420: like right in front of the police at a method and red concert :q:


also a few weeks ago i shut down an undercover cop from cutting me off

they took it really to :h: tho and chased me down then ticked me for expired inspection on my year old car the bastids

Dads Dip Cup

went to the store and saw a sign on the doorstep that said "watch your step", pointed my nose straight up in the air and walked right through that poo poo without even looking

now I'm at the doctor getting stitches after putting my chin through a vending machine, turns out you can't see where you're going too well when looking straight up at the ceiling

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
spent several minutes yesterday trying to push an inward door out, some people started laughing at me so i flashed them goat horns and then ran away crying

City of Glompton

the mailman said "Sign here, please" but I printed instead


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
i moved a deer crossing sign 10ft down the street, probably confused the hell out of those deer

City of Glompton

I press all the elevator buttons before I get out


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
I throw apples at doctors to keep them the hell away from me

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Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
Wore black to a sensation white concert.

Wore white to a sensation temptation concert.

<3 <3 Vanisher

Dads Dip Cup

*drives into an empty parking lot*

*pulls into a lane where the arrow is pointing the opposite direction*

...oh yeah *revs engine, Black Sunshine plays on the radio*

Manifisto


City of Glompton posted:

I press all the elevator buttons before I get out

even though I know it does absolutely nothing to speed up the elevation process, I press already-lit elevator buttons. when they are not yet lit, I press them twice.

Manifisto


I install usb ports in people's computers such that the printed side of an inserted thumb drive faces down, not up

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
i dress up like a mime and talk to people

pogi

You're doing God's work, OP.

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
I wait til the light is yellow, just before red... and DRIVE!!

<3 <3 Vanisher

Dads Dip Cup

I turn off the power to my NES without holding in the reset button

City of Glompton

while court is in session I sniff loudly and often


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Dads Dip Cup

took TWO pennies from the "give a penny, take a penny" tray

Macnult

I sometimes pass in the right lane

Macnult

Lurked the hello & chat thread

Dads Dip Cup

when I do the hokey pokey I put my left foot in and then act like I'm gonna take it back out but I never do

Macnult

I read the terms of service and I did not agree

Macnult

"to the right, take it forward y'all"
-lyrics to a Cha Cha Slide parody I'm working on

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


today i went to the courthouse and there was a sticker that said "do not remove" on my paperwork and i removed it and stuck it in a different spot.


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


slid the "CLOSED" to "OPEN" when i was leaving the DMV lane


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


instead of signing my name i scribbled "dick weasel" illegibly on my paperwork today


City of Glompton

I put the toilet seat up after I use it (I'm a girl)


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FactsAreUseless

Under "sex" I wrote "yes please."

City of Glompton

obtained a job in Maintenance and changed all the representative's office lightbulbs to 45 watts


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wearing a lampshade

Whenever I pay for parking tickets and the attendant says "thanks have a nice day, next please" I sort of make a noise of disapproval in the back of my throat and then turn to go but bump into the person behind me, so I stammer out something in an apologetic voice but I don't actually say sorry and quickly leave staring at the floor

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