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Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

City of Glompton posted:

obtained a job in Maintenance and changed all the representative's office lightbulbs to 45 watts

niiiiiice

i started mopping with lavender fabuloso so that every senator has to wonder why the senate smells like a nursing home full of talcum powder

# ? Jan 31, 2017 03:01

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 00:53

Dads Dip Cup

as I walk past the receptionist, she motions up at my head. smiling and without breaking my stride I remove my ten-gallon hat, revealing a slightly smaller hat underneath, and continue on my way.

"bring it on" I say to myself with steely resolve. "I can do this all day"

# ? Jan 31, 2017 03:07

RoboFrance_29: GET EQUIPPED

I take the last cup of coffee & don't make another pot

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:55

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

I fix the pot hole my self so the city has to pay for free labor. That's money being flushed down the drain!

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:23

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I didn't go through the door labeled Authorized Personnel Only even though I'm totally authorized

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:58

FluffieDuckie

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I didn't go through the door labeled Authorized Personnel Only even though I'm totally authorized

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jan 31, 2017 06:23

City of Glompton

I used alphabet magnets to leave graffiti on the statehouse bell

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jan 31, 2017 07:29

Ultra Spoot

Every time I go to the bank, I steal a pen and put it in my closet. Check it out *opens closet, is instantly buried under billions of pens*

# ? Jan 31, 2017 09:54

HotSoapyBeard: I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

Boss delays me 5 minutes at the end of work, turn up the next day 5 minutes late. I'm the first one in every day so no one can possibly know.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 10:09

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

Hello, city Hall? Is your fridge running?

# ? Jan 31, 2017 14:08

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

I pay my bills but add 1$ extra, demand they refund it.

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# ? Jan 31, 2017 14:54

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

In the candy store, I only pick out the good tasting jelly beans: red and green.. leaving others to suffer the awful yellow!

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# ? Jan 31, 2017 14:57

FactsAreUseless

I sang the song that never ends. Yes it goes on and on, my friends.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 15:03

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

Gently caress the police!

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# ? Jan 31, 2017 15:10

wearing a lampshade

No income... no taxes

Checkmate

# ? Jan 31, 2017 16:07

google THIS

I write "PRESS BUTTON, RECEIVE BACON" on the hand dryers in public restrooms, but get this: The dryers are touchless.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 16:33

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

I released a herd of pigs numbered 1-10, but skipped a number..

I took two napkins at the gas station, despite it saying please take only one.

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Jan 31, 2017 17:00

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I'm gonna plant trees for decorations in celebration of Arbor Day and then you know what? I'll leave them up until NEXT Arbor Day!

Promote the voice and right to an opinion of the 5th dentist that the other 4 dentists didn't agree with because maybe they've got a point and I believe we should hear it

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# ? Jan 31, 2017 18:09

vanisher

I'm going to use my Q-Tips to clean my ears, against the explicit instructions not to do so

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# ? Jan 31, 2017 18:51

Twenty Four

I never saw them but you know that movie series called "The Purge" where one day a year all crime is legal?

This thread is basically a list of what I would run around doing all day.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 18:56

google THIS

*charges into a bookstore, picks up the first volume I see*

"This cover sucks! That means the book must suck too!"

*runs out before anyone has time to call security*

# ? Jan 31, 2017 19:39

City of Glompton

I slip glossy trifolds of goatse into the visitor's guides and brochures of every government building I enter

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jan 31, 2017 19:52

I Was The Fury: Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

I cross out the date under "best enjoyed by" and use a marker to write my own name in on all the groceries I buy.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:01

I Was The Fury: Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

I open all my packages with the "this side up" arrow facing down. Amazon has stopped returning my increasingly angry phone calls.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:02

Twenty Four

I catch one fish over the legal limit for that day but I have a friend with me with a valid fishing license who hasn't caught anything so it can basically just count towards their limit.

I put the occasional recyclable in the trash bin, but am careful to never put any trash in with the recycling.

I advertize free soup down at the soup kitchen but really serve up stew.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:02

FluffieDuckie

City of Glompton posted:

I used alphabet magnets to leave graffiti on the statehouse bell

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:45

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

i used white out to cover the letters "S" and "D" on the speed limit sign in my neighborhood

# ? Jan 31, 2017 21:05

Twenty Four

Luvcow posted:

i used white out to cover the letters "S" and "D" on the speed limit sign in my neighborhood

Is that in number of times per person? Ounces? Gallons? People at once?

# ? Jan 31, 2017 21:22

Manifisto

Twenty Four posted:

Is that in number of times per person? Ounces? Gallons? People at once?

it's more of a physical limit, like the sound barrier

break it at your peril

# ? Jan 31, 2017 21:27

vanisher

I clip my nails while waiting in line in public places

# ? Jan 31, 2017 22:52

vanisher

I make the bank teller complete my deposit slip for me

# ? Jan 31, 2017 22:53

City of Glompton

I feed parking meters nickles only

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:14

eonwe

I only leave a penny in the take a penny leave a penny tray

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:19

City of Glompton

I also buy 1� stamps for use in all my mailing needs

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:21

eonwe

I wash my hands before and after using the restroom

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:22

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

I write insults on the teacher's whiteboard with a white marker.

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# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:23

a fragile ego

Most people aren't allowed to go behind the counter at a fast food place. Ya'll know I'm kind of a bad egg, so I think you can guess what I did anyway. :cool: