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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > a secret contest that only you can win (weiners inside)

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

quote:

King Idiot
n.

1. A male sovereign, reigning over all idiots.

2. One that is supreme or preeminent in a particular group of idiots, category of idiots, or sphere of idiots.

3. One who Blams others.
If you are in need of a blam, see King Idiot!

quote:

Woof Blitzer wrote on Jan 30, 2017 22:20:
Here's an OP

IK CONTEST BITCHES

1) I am thinking of three numbers between 1-100 from http://www.random.org

2) One is the winning number and whoever picks it gets to be IK for a whole month

4) Two are losing numbers and whoever guesses too close to them gets three days probation (owned)

CONTEST RULES

A) Don't pick an already chosen number or edit your post or you will get disqualified

B) You have to use a numerical number

C) Don't post more than once or you will get paddled on the rear end (serious)

D) If you're not a regular active poster in GiP don't post ITT or you will get probation!!!

Go hog wild. ~~Steve Bannon~~ Woof Blitzer behind the shadows coos in my ear and has ~influence~ on the process.

Edit: for integrity's sake, I'll post part of the imgur url to the # now, and the remainder after: http://imgur.com/a/9H***

Edit2:
Entries time stamped 4 hours after this edit are ineligible and probatable. :siren:

:siren:

You are now all encouraged to :siren:

:siren:

label each other non-regulars :siren:

:siren:

and a committee will hear out your arguments. Loser gets probated and you get possession of their number/entry.

Zeris fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Jan 31, 2017

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Terrible Robot: Jul 2, 2010; FRIED CHICKEN; Slippery Tilde

69 dude

e; lol I missed that last part, umm I sometimes post in the chat and CE thread?

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Edit: 69 Taken by joat mon!

Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Feb 2, 2017

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EBB: Feb 15, 2005

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Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

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Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Hint: if you think you might be a regular, but you're not sure, just go for it; don't confess right after to not being a regular because lol. It's not a trap.

Or is it

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redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

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CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

1

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Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

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Handsome Ralph: Sep 3, 2004; Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!

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Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

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SwampDonkey: Oct 13, 2006; by Smythe
(and can't post for 4 years!)

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orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

51

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Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

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PookBear: Nov 1, 2008

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Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

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Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

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edit: and 72

edit: taken by EBB!

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CoffeeQaddaffi: Mar 20, 2009

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iverson: Apr 25, 2012

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M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

4

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Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

Fake news

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Jan 31, 2017

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LtCol J. Krusinski: May 7, 2013

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UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

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Edit: gently caress I should refresh before posting

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tyler: Jun 2, 2014

72

Edit: Taken by Two Finger!

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ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

10????????????

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BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

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Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

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Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

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brand engager: Mar 23, 2011

69

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Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

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Laranzu: Jan 18, 2002

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its curtains for Kevin: Nov 14, 2011; Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless

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joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

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edit: and 69!

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Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

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Carteret: Nov 10, 2012

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Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

if 14/88 aren't the ban numbers you suck

I'm picking 7

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Waroduce: Aug 5, 2008

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Bernard McFacknutah: Nov 13, 2009

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Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

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SquirrelyPSU: May 27, 2003

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