a secret contest that only you can win (weiners inside)

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bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

I shot once a year in the Air Force!

# ? Feb 2, 2017 03:21

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# ? May 2, 2024 15:04

Nice and hot piss: Feb 1, 2004

Hey maybe you don't understand but i've been outside the wire us 92G's aint fukken pog's you wanna start poo poo come by the 5 ton parked by the DFAC loading docks we'll settle it like men.

Also I am a SPC promotable how's about y'all half right face right now and beat your loving faces hooah?

# ? Feb 2, 2017 03:27

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Ranges are a loving chore. Then again I did more ranges as the officer in the tower than actually shooting.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 03:37

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

if i am a mod I will make gip a subforum in ADTRW and I will post the best and spiciest anime memes in the drunk thread. like this one

MAKE ANIME GREAT AGAIN

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# ? Feb 2, 2017 03:44

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

ElMaligno posted:

if i am a mod I will make gip a subforum in ADTRW and I will post the best and spiciest anime memes in the drunk thread. like this one

MAKE ANIME GREAT AGAIN

# ? Feb 2, 2017 03:44

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

CONTEST ENDING SOON!

Lasts another day. Sheeeeeeeeeit

# ? Feb 2, 2017 03:45

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

I didn't know rolling around in mud was a contest these days?

# ? Feb 2, 2017 03:48

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

M_Gargantua posted:

I didn't know rolling around in mud was a contest these days?

it wasn't until your mom gave up the championship belt

# ? Feb 2, 2017 03:50

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

MaxPowers posted:

But.....but I'm a pog

We cool bro because we knew each other when we were dumb teenage idiots who wanted to join the military. As for the rest of you POGs you're all going TDY to Siberia.

Please my fellow GiPpers, Election Day is upon us so vote for me and I'll help us make GiP great again. First on the chopping block when I take office is El Malingo for being a Puerto Rican POG anime toucher.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 03:52

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

redneck nazgul posted:

it wasn't until your mom gave up the championship belt

# ? Feb 2, 2017 03:52

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

ElMaligno posted:

if i am a mod I will make gip a subforum in ADTRW and I will post the best and spiciest anime memes in the drunk thread. like this one

MAKE ANIME GREAT AGAIN

# ? Feb 2, 2017 04:08

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

ElMaligno posted:

if i am a mod I will make gip a subforum in ADTRW and I will post the best and spiciest anime memes in the drunk thread. like this one

MAKE ANIME GREAT AGAIN

I will LITERALLY

# ? Feb 2, 2017 04:10

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Mike-o posted:

We cool bro because we knew each other when we were dumb teenage idiots who wanted to join the military. As for the rest of you POGs you're all going TDY to Siberia.

Please my fellow GiPpers, Election Day is upon us so vote for me and I'll help us make GiP great again. First on the chopping block when I take office is El Malingo for being a Puerto Rican POG anime toucher.

My being from another country has been brought up as a negative by my enemies.
I am proud of my heritage.
I believe that only someone who has not been made filthy wallowing around in your swamp can drain it.
Two Finger 2017

# ? Feb 2, 2017 04:13

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

I already know the winner but Zeris is taking his sweet time :f5:

# ? Feb 2, 2017 04:13

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Mike-o posted:

We cool bro because we knew each other when we were dumb teenage idiots who wanted to join the military. As for the rest of you POGs you're all going TDY to Siberia.

Please my fellow GiPpers, Election Day is upon us so vote for me and I'll help us make GiP great again. First on the chopping block when I take office is El Malingo for being a Puerto Rican POG anime toucher.

You may defeat me but I will bring the best of memes, the most beautiful of memes I will build the wall and I will make the grunts pay for it I can guarantee that

#MAGA

# ? Feb 2, 2017 04:13

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

i pretty much agree with all of these policy positions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rjiplsMDz0

# ? Feb 2, 2017 04:15

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Is it too late to be in charge of you stooges

# ? Feb 2, 2017 04:35

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Is it too late to be in charge of you stooges

You drive a woman's car

# ? Feb 2, 2017 04:36

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Is it too late to be in charge of you stooges

one gipper ain't enough for this woman

# ? Feb 2, 2017 04:36

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Woof Blitzer posted:

You drive a woman's car

Fitting then

# ? Feb 2, 2017 04:37

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Is it too late to be in charge of you stooges

Ms Beanie you would doxx us all and bury us right next to Beanie

# ? Feb 2, 2017 04:44

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

ElMaligno posted:

Ms Beanie you would doxx us all and bury us right next to Beanie

# ? Feb 2, 2017 04:45

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

My motivation behind my lovely anime memes:

#MAGA

# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:47

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

ElMaligno posted:

You may defeat me but I will bring the best of memes, the most beautiful of memes I will build the wall and I will make the grunts pay for it I can guarantee that

#MAGA

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:50

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Godholio posted:

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:51

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Two Finger posted:

nostalgia4murder ain't a regular he a bitch

Checks out. You gain 72.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:51

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Someone just win already and probate the crazy Puerto Rican. I think he's having an aneurysm.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:53

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

11

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# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:54

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

i thought you were cool man

I out Two Finger as a fake gipper. He's not uniformed and he's a dirty foreigner.

Ouch!

You gain Two Finger's 72 and 66!

# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:54

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Ha suck it kiwi.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:55

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I pick 44 and out tbeats as a fake gipper since he should have to post under his slave name of cole

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# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:57

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Godholio posted:

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.

Mike-o posted:

Be loving happy you dont

# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:57

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

You and cole broke the rules. Too late to enter.

Zeris posted:

Go hog wild. ~~Steve Bannon~~ Woof Blitzer behind the shadows coos in my ear and has ~influence~ on the process.

Edit: for integrity's sake, I'll post part of the imgur url to the # now, and the remainder after: http://imgur.com/a/9H***

Edit2:
Entries time stamped 4 hours after this edit are ineligible and probatable.
You are now all encouraged to label each other non-regulars and a committee will hear out your arguments. Loser gets probated and you get possession of their number/entry.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:58

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

You and cole broke the rules. Too late to enter.

Ooh good point.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 06:02

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Okay so the winning number was 64

https://imgur.com/a/9HPW3

Picked before the lotto began, and shared with Woof Bitzer for integrity's sake, with half of the url in the OP just so we have fair and open elections or whatever.

I think I processed all of the accusations and claims and fuckups. Let me know if I missed something.

According to my calculations:

joat mon: 69 and 59

EBB: 66, 72, 45

Carteret: 71

quote:

EBB = IK

Carteret = three days probation

joat mon = one day probation, relieve HCT on KP duty when he's off

# ? Feb 2, 2017 06:12

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Good thing carteret caught that bullet with 71 or else we'd have a problem with a very impeachable 72-owning EBB entering office

# ? Feb 2, 2017 06:13

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Well RIP me goodbye goons I will await my sweet sweet probation period from the other gay bay area gipper.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 06:16

brand engager: Mar 23, 2011

What were the two losing numbers?

quote:

4) Two are losing numbers and whoever guesses too close to them gets three days probation (owned)

# ? Feb 2, 2017 06:17

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

# ? Feb 2, 2017 06:19

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# ? May 2, 2024 15:04

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

SperginMcBadposter posted:

What were the two losing numbers?

FAKE NEWS

# ? Feb 2, 2017 06:24

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