Drunk Moose Thunderdome 2017: Gotta use my 30s to erase the mistakes of my 20s

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LtCol J. Krusinski: May 7, 2013

Welcome to the DFAC, boys.

It's a mix of the drunk thread, service threads, and current events.

We can sit around the table and horf down meals while sharing horrible opinions and views. Discussion with an emphasis on dank memes and current events and military life is the goal here.

You can Shimt post away! It's the goddamn DFAC, almost anything goes as long as it's not against the general SA rules.

The one twist: We have rotating KP duty, and whichever poster is on KP can only post in the DFAC. Punishment for posting outside the DFAC while you are on KP will be punished with an NJP probation.

Welcome, eat up, and enjoy boys!

ModEdit: we need a volunteer!

Modedit2: booblord came up with the KP idea, so this thread is devoted to him

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# ? Jan 31, 2017 15:32

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 09:26

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Just passing through to sample the mess.

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# ? Jan 31, 2017 15:44

Nice and hot piss: Feb 1, 2004

Army breakfast during basic was loving delicious Agree/GFTO

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# ? Jan 31, 2017 15:46

LtCol J. Krusinski: May 7, 2013

The Air Force always had pretty good DFAC's you could get fat as poo poo in.

Additionally in a bunch of places in the USAF you didn't have to empty your tray when your meal was done, you just left your table like a restaurant. Usually mentally handicapped workers were bussing the tables and trays.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 16:03

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

a Luby's for retards

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# ? Jan 31, 2017 16:13

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

DFAC in All Udied was awesome.

DFAC in Bagram was....Meh. I ended up making sandwiches every day.

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# ? Jan 31, 2017 16:17

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Does anyone remember the SrA Jon Yelner DFAC on the far side of BAF near the big transient camp? Opposite side of Disney from the main area.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 16:18

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

gently caress this poo poo they just opened a Popeyes in the gas station near the gate

*Places hands firmly in pockets*

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# ? Jan 31, 2017 16:19

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

The Air Force always had pretty good DFAC's you could get fat as poo poo in.

Additionally in a bunch of places in the USAF you didn't have to empty your tray when your meal was done, you just left your table like a restaurant. Usually mentally handicapped workers were bussing the tables and trays.

Navy bootcamp mess halls are staffed with people like that. I still think we carried our trays somewhere idgaf that's been loving years ago.

Also you can't talk politics/religion when eating in the wardroom. I did tell my xo the jelly/jam joke during dinner one night on deployment, though. My dumbass almost just shouted it to the whole table when I realized that wouldn't go over too well and I just said "well, its a really crude joke and I shouldn't say it at the table." which satisfied my boring rear end captain.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 16:21

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Zeris posted:

Does anyone remember the SrA Jon Yelner DFAC on the far side of BAF near the big transient camp? Opposite side of Disney from the main area.

Was that over near the little Market area near opposite the flight line?

# ? Jan 31, 2017 16:24

MonkeyWash: Jan 14, 2005; Donkey Rinse

Fort McCoy NCO Academy DFAC was good. The girl that was mud wrestling at Camp Bucca in 2004 was head count at the DFAC. She was later on CNN talking about how deployment stress had caused her to act stupid, I'm sure she's getting a nice check now.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 16:27

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

seprats bitches who eats at the dfac lol

# ? Jan 31, 2017 17:41

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

The DFAC we had on our camp in korea was pretty decent until the manager of it got arrested for corruption or something, haha, good times.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 17:42

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

I think that E2 has been spitting in my eggs

# ? Jan 31, 2017 17:44

The Rat: Aug 29, 2004; You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Chow halls on big bases is one of the odd things I really miss about deployment.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 17:45

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Actually, this DFAC is closed today. If you want to go to the DFAC you have to go to the other side of the forums. I think there's one in D&D but I'm honestly not sure because the schedules changed last week and the new schedule hasn't been published yet.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 18:43

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Pesticide20 posted:

Actually, this DFAC is closed today. If you want to go to the DFAC you have to go to the other side of the forums. I think there's one in D&D but I'm honestly not sure because the schedules changed last week and the new schedule hasn't been published yet.

I just drove here fuuu

# ? Jan 31, 2017 19:14

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Who wants to go in on some Anthony's Pizza

# ? Jan 31, 2017 19:23

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

shyduck posted:

Who wants to go in on some Anthony's Pizza

I'm good, I stopped by Robin Hood on the way in.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 19:27

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

gently caress it ima go to green bean

# ? Jan 31, 2017 19:28

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

shyduck posted:

Who wants to go in on some Anthony's Pizza

Meh, get me some Charley's.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 19:53

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

someone jacked off in a ketchup dispenser. the game is choosing the right one

# ? Jan 31, 2017 19:57

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

standing in line at the BK getting some nasty chicken fries

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:23

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

standing in line at the BK getting some nasty chicken fries

BX on Warner Robins has: Subway, Charlies, Anthonys, Church's Chicken and a stand alone Burger King.

Plus there is some little Italian/Pizza place by the Officer's Club.

DFAC has good food, its free on Drill Weekends. Has grill and salad bar.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:52

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

CommieGIR posted:

BX on Warner Robins has: Subway, Charlies, Anthonys, Church's Chicken and a stand alone Burger King.

Plus there is some little Italian/Pizza place by the Officer's Club.

DFAC has good food, its free on Drill Weekends. Has grill and salad bar.

ha ha you're at robins though

# ? Jan 31, 2017 21:03

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Charlie's was legit good.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 22:20

Loden Taylor: Aug 11, 2003

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

gently caress it ima go to green bean

Pick me up a mocha frappe and a stale as poo poo cinnamon roll.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:04

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

not caring here posted:

Charlie's was legit good.

Goddamn right it was. I miss that place.

I also miss the doner place on Vogelweh/Ramstein.

Ramstein DFAC would occasionally air porn during midnight meals.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:26

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

CommieGIR posted:

Was that over near the little Market area near opposite the flight line?

I am not sure. This was late 2008 / early 2009. The DFAC didn't last long because of restructuring and the Afghan "surge" in late '09.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:34

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

I think I'll leave this unstuck and let the designated KP keep it afloat.

On a totally unrelated note, I need a volunteer for something.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:53

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

I ALWAYS VOLUNTEER BECAUSE i AM OORAH MOTIVATED

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:57

ASAPI: Apr 20, 2007; I invented the line.

Zeris posted:

I think I'll leave this unstuck and let the designated KP keep it afloat.

On a totally unrelated note, I need a volunteer for something.

Really?!? You would think that everyone in this forum would know by now not to volunteer...

And before you voluntell me, my disability rating says I can't do it. Whatever it is.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 00:23

LtCol J. Krusinski: May 7, 2013

Yeah I'm on a profile, can't do KP.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 00:39

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Shaving waiver over here

# ? Feb 1, 2017 00:44

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I ALWAYS VOLUNTEER BECAUSE i AM OORAH MOTIVATED

Congrats, you're on KP! You can't post (within GIP) outside of this thread, or you'll get probated!

If anyone catches you posting outside of this thread, they can report you. Beware, though, because nobody likes a blue falcon.

KP ends when someone relieves you. I leave it to the masses to decide. Maybe the IK contest loser will volunteer for KP in lieu of a probation.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 00:55