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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu58ShRT15k

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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
HCT you are a rockstar

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1hgVcNzvzY

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Busting out the nickel back

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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:yeah:

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMBk-O7D-R0

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbXvaE39wM

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QD5n98R_nk

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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ok new game guess the movie i'm thinking of from the song, it was in the soundtrack. Easy one NO GOOGLING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRvCvsRp5ho

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

ok new game guess the movie i'm thinking of from the song, it was in the soundtrack. Easy one NO GOOGLING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRvCvsRp5ho

That Summer I Did Your Mom

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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maffew buildings posted:

That Summer I Did Your Mom

nice. classic mom joke

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
poo poo just got real in here.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
The poo poo is always real in the DFAC. It's what you're eating.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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can someone do me a yuge favor tomorrow if they're still in and take a picture of the picture of all the leaders with Donald Trump up on the wall because I just wanna laugh at that

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I know its 0630 and you guys just got off a 12, but we need two more outstanding Airmen for Breakfast with the Commander. It's at 0800, be there by 0745. You should probably shave too.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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lol is that a real thing? That sounds lame and patronizing as gently caress

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

lol is that a real thing? That sounds lame and patronizing as gently caress
It is, and it is. I had to attend one.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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SO THERE AIRMEN DO YOU LIKE SPORTS

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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if I won the IK contest I would probate all negativity about the military just to watch GIP burn

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
It'd just be you and Zeris talking about the weather and stuff.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Lol in Italy I was voluntold to go to the chaplain's breakfast. My leadership did not care about the fact that I am not religious.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

can someone do me a yuge favor tomorrow if they're still in and take a picture of the picture of all the leaders with Donald Trump up on the wall because I just wanna laugh at that

Mine's still blank for President and SecDef.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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Godholio posted:

Mine's still blank for President and SecDef.

I think you should correct this problem

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
It's literally next to the security guard. And I guarantee they voted Trump.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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well tell him you saw a muslim somewhere and you have a good few minutes

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
We dont even have a board for Trumps photo to be on just our entirely too happy for a photo chain of command :/

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
~ a cloud of dust kicks up as Lcpl Vermis takes a seat at a nearby table. He scans the room until he spots her: the stink-slit Army E-9000 responsible for maintaining order in this serpentine-shelled cheeseburger-oasis somewhere along MSR Puckerbutt enroute to AO WasThatEOD(?).

Lcpl Vermis locks eyes, rotates his rifle to a backsling, sets his cover on the table.. and smirks. "Say something, you pog piece of poo poo"~


GRUNT TABLE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS!! ONLY SIT HERE IF YOU ARE A REAL GRUNT!! DONT EVEN loving LOOK AT THIS TABLE IF YOU HAD A SHOWER IN THE LAST 6 MONTHS!!

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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reported for no pt belt

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Fuckin pog bitch.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
PS IF YOU WANT TO BE A GRUNT JUST REPLY "OOHRAH KILL BODIES" AND I WILL SAVE YOU A SPOT BUT DO NOT CALL ME VERMIS!! UNTIL FORUM DEPLOYMENT IT IS <x LANCE CORPORAL VERMIS x> (DO NOT ABBREVIATE LANCE CORPORAL YOU NASTY THING SHOW SOME RESPECT AND ALSO INCLUDE STRIPE AND CROSSED RIFLES BOOT BITCH)

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJuxukDfrA4

Jimmy Smuts
Aug 8, 2000

I unintentionally helped cause a blockade of US supplies into Afghanistan, causing all the DFACs there to have to improvise meals for months on end while uncle sam figured out a way around it. I felt lovely when I saw all the changed menus at my FOB's DFAC, sorry guys :(

haha no really, going through that investigation sucked poo poo

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

I'm the lovely contractor, laughing behind his beard at the gunny who just saw me and turned away, shaking his head in disgust.

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

shyduck posted:

It is, and it is. I had to attend one.

Did you have to come in on your day off, and wait for a late commander?

Because I did.

Cenen
Apr 7, 2011

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

can someone do me a yuge favor tomorrow if they're still in and take a picture of the picture of all the leaders with Donald Trump up on the wall because I just wanna laugh at that

http://i.imgur.com/Aef376r.jpg

Taken the first Monday he was in office. A lot of places still have POTUS and SecDec either blank or the old SecDec still up as seen there.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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lol

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps-i7w3tze8

Miloshe
Oct 25, 2009

The little chicken girl wants me to ease up!
He can't handle!
He cries like woman!

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Busting out the nickel back

Shim, did you roll through Camp Vance' chow hall? Every time I had to head to Bagram I'd sneak out Lunchables to bring back to our firebase. 04-09.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Kuroyama posted:

Did you have to come in on your day off, and wait for a late commander?

Because I did.
That's pretty lovely. Mine was literally after a mid, and we also had to wait for a late commander. The story I told wasn't entirely off from the truth, although the commander was actually an OK dude and it wasn't completely awkward

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
ALCON,

Command post exercise reports missing radio. DFAC and all other areas prohibited until police call to find radio successful

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