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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Somebody tell Joat Man to report for duty today or he's getting chain-probated for a month. Nostalgia4Infinity posted:he's on probation for another 13 hours that would not fly as an excuse in my army
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I don't give a gently caress if he's on leave I said EVERY BODY LODDIE DODDIE AT FORMATION leave is no excuse to avoid punishment, group punishment, FTXs what have you what part of LODDIE DODDIE didn't you understand soldier
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I don't understand what this has become, but I like it
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Feb 2, 2017 20:19
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here is a belt if you can't be botehred to find your own
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:I don't give a gently caress if he's on leave I said EVERY BODY LODDIE DODDIE AT FORMATION But... He is in NTC... How is he supposed to get back here by 1800? (I heard we are getting released at the 1800 formation, after the in ranks inspection, safety brief, health and welfare inspection, and awards)
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ASAPI posted:But... He is in NTC... How is he supposed to get back here by 1800? (I heard we are getting released at the 1800 formation, after the in ranks inspection, safety brief, health and welfare inspection, and awards) I want you and your first line in my office with a 4856 ready
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:I want you and your first line in my office with a 4856 ready My first line is being detained by the MPs and the PLT SGT is locked in the the supply room yelling "TOO EASY". Besides, you yelled at me that last time they made me write my own 4856. And my profile says that I have to be released to go screw my wife so she can squeeze out a little tax deduction.
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ASAPI posted:My first line is being detained by the MPs and the PLT SGT is locked in the the supply room yelling "TOO EASY". Besides, you yelled at me that last time they made me write my own 4856. And my profile says that I have to be released to go screw my wife so she can squeeze out a little tax deduction. YOU know private its time you put your big boy pants on and remember that you're a Soldier 24/7 remember your army values I hope you're studied up because you have a Soldier of the month board tomorrow, I'll give you the MOI at around COB or maybe later hope your ASUs are ready
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:YOU know private its time you put your big boy pants on and remember that you're a Soldier 24/7 remember your army values I hope you're studied up because you have a Soldier of the month board tomorrow, I'll give you the MOI at around COB or maybe later hope your ASUs are ready Roger that, I just have to pick them up from the girlfriends house when she gets off of work at 0300.
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Feb 2, 2017 20:50
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What the gently caress is going on I'm just TAD for a FTX, is everyone here always this ate up?
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:I don't give a gently caress if he's on leave I said EVERY BODY LODDIE DODDIE AT FORMATION ASAPI posted:But... He is in NTC... How is he supposed to get back here by 1800? (I heard we are getting released at the 1800 formation, after the in ranks inspection, safety brief, health and welfare inspection, and awards) Hillary Clintons Thong posted:YOU know private its time you put your big boy pants on and remember that you're a Soldier 24/7 remember your army values I hope you're studied up because you have a Soldier of the month board tomorrow, I'll give you the MOI at around COB or maybe later hope your ASUs are ready maffew buildings posted:What the gently caress is going on I'm just TAD for a FTX, is everyone here always this ate up?
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maffew buildings posted:ALCON, This reminds me of the one time I worked an exercise on what was technically my day off, when they gave me a lunch break during the hour when everything on base real world closed for the exercise earthquake
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tonights song for your dining pleasure every morning i palm slam this tape into my deck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cvljfwAyXQ
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Also, I am playing this song in light of the ongoing political drama that is destroying GIP. I am looking forward to a happy day on which I will pretend this song isn't about the collapse of the USSR but rather about the forums https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwpjsToHzAE
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Feb 3, 2017 01:48
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this song is about me being lonely on KP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A
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tfw you log on to a probation message https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKhN1t_7PEY
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do you think there is some chow hall E7 out there that likes and wants to be called "mess hall daddy" or however that cadence goes or he gets real pumped up like "gently caress yeah" on his company run if they even do company runs?? like YEAH FIRST IN LAST OUT 92G BABY
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Feb 3, 2017 01:58
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I'm sure I've posted this before but this is always dope AF https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFNW5F8K9Y it must be crazy to be playing a concert for your dead dad with prince
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Feb 3, 2017 01:59
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Your steak and lobster sucks.
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 Here's my PT belt sarnt, may I enter the chow hall now?
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:do you think there is some chow hall E7 out there that likes and wants to be called "mess hall daddy" or however that cadence goes or he gets real pumped up like "gently caress yeah" on his company run if they even do company runs?? my DS was a special forces cook and would yell at the civilians about how lovely their food was when he was in charge of kp also im skipping chow to go chain smoke outside instead
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Feb 3, 2017 02:46
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Joat mon please report to KP. Comrades, be good battle buddies and tell your command if you see your friend smoking and/or joking while on KP.
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Feb 3, 2017 02:52
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so can I consider that "properly relieved" 1st General Order "I will guard everything within the limits of my post and quit my post only when properly relieved." 2nd General Order "I will obey my special orders and perform all of my duties in a military manner." 3rd General Order "I will report violations of my special orders, emergencies, and anything not covered in my instructions, to the commander of the relief."
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Feb 3, 2017 03:11
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oh yup saw the tread title peace out bitches
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Feb 3, 2017 03:13
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Yo grab me some fatty cakes on your way out
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I just skipped like 1000 posts in the D&D trump thread and these people are freaking out about getting nuked lmao
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I kind of love this thread.
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honestly i'm in favor of replacing drunk thread with this instead I kind of had fun with it all
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Feb 3, 2017 03:53
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joat mon get in here and clear some loving trays out
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joat mon is without honor
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Feb 3, 2017 05:58
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yo can we change the tv off of fox news
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:yo can we change the tv off of fox news shits hardwired buddy
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Feb 3, 2017 05:59
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He's probated for 36 more minutes.
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Feb 3, 2017 06:00
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ugh *loads up pockets with nearbeer and storms out*
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still no loving excuse
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:He's probated for 36 more minutes. *squints at clipboard* *checks box next to "lacks heart"*
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ALGIP 01/17 SUBJ: CHANGE OF COMMAND, GIP DFAC GENTEXT 1. Pursuant to General Order 1, THONG, H.C. is relieved of command. 2. MON, J.T., EAS 020901, is returned to active duty to serve as OIC, GIP DFAC. 3. /s/ J.T. MON OICDFAC
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This is my DFAC. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My DFAC is my best, the best billet. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. Without me, my DFAC is chowless. Without my DFAC, you are dysenteryless. I must run my DFAC through water heated to at least 190 degrees. (Give or take) I must poo poo and not wash my hands, for my patron will not either. I must give him the shits before he shits on me to Zeris or the usurper EBB. I will… My DFAS and I know that what counts for 3381s is not the roaches we miss, the phlegm in our burps, nor the special sauce we add just for you. We know we will hit our E. coli counts. Gods, you will poo poo… My DFAS is inhumane, even as I am. Thus, I will learn it like I learned your mother. I will learn its waffle irons (broken), its Before Zeris, I swear this creed. My DFAS and I are the defenders of this thread. We are the masters of shitposting. We are the saviors of GiP. So be it, until victory is Trumps and there is no enemy, but peas. 
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gently caress yeah joat hold up the tradition of HARD CORE KP duty
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