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Due to the late hour and lack of logistical support, we will only be serving baloney and cheese sandwiches at this time. Change 1: Due to dangerously high blood pressure readings from some of our most valued patrons, we have been directed to achieve a command wide salt reduction of 200%. This will be attained by removing the baloney and the cheese from this evening's offerings. joat mon fucked around with this message at 06:56 on Feb 3, 2017 |
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i'm just totally guessing here and I don't know if anyone knows (wasn't Smoke Crack a cook for awhile then reclass?) but I just wonder if any cook unit sounds off with CHOW DOGS
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Feb 3, 2017 06:50
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If dressed in proper attire, dogges are welcome at DFAC. Tomorrow's meal will be low sodium chili.
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Feb 3, 2017 06:59
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Man being in the navy was great, the chow loving sucked poo poo but I didn't have to wear a dumbass pt belt
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Feb 3, 2017 07:13
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psssst.. bro! you awake? still wanna go to midrats? yeah me neither ~curls up and goes back to sleep, never again to be awoken for post~
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Feb 3, 2017 08:20
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Feb 3, 2017 14:45
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*banging on door* *no answer* gently caress it, I guess the DFAC is closed right now.
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Feb 3, 2017 15:11
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You must have the wrong building. Our perhaps you have mistreated my staff?
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Feb 3, 2017 15:22
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Great. Exactly what I wanted-Heinz 57 sauce and not a cholula bottle in sight.
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Feb 3, 2017 15:27
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There it is, the DFAC, and it looks like there isn't even a line. Before I go inside though I better do a little extra PT to show the pogs how badass of an infantryman I am. I guess I'll run up to the pullup bars and do at least ten pullups with perfect form, plus one extra for the Airborne Ranger in the sky. Alright, here I go. One. That's not so bad. Two. Oh yeah, I can feel my arms burning right now. Three. Mmmmmmmmmmph... Okay, three. Got it. gently caress yeah. Fooooooooooooooooouuu.... Foouuurrrrrrr-gently caress! My hands slipped. Trying again... Four! Got it! Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive, I think that counts. Yeah, that's good enough. You know what, there's nobody even around to impress with my awesome physique. Screw this. I'll just go inside and start talking real loud about how I deserve a little extra breakfast for being the only Airborne hooah enough to do some pullups before going into the DFAC.
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Feb 3, 2017 15:45
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I'm not sure which is worse, being dead or having the letters CSM infront of my name
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Feb 3, 2017 16:19
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Pesticide20 posted:There it is, the DFAC, and it looks like there isn't even a line. Before I go inside though I better do a little extra PT to show the pogs how badass of an infantryman I am. I guess I'll run up to the pullup bars and do at least ten pullups with perfect form, plus one extra for the Airborne Ranger in the sky. Alright, here I go. It's OK, Airborne. On the bright side, the Bn emotion dietician says everybody's blood pressure's down enough that we can have salt again. How about some bacon?
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Feb 3, 2017 16:45
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:i'm just totally guessing here and I don't know if anyone knows (wasn't Smoke Crack a cook for awhile then reclass?) but I just wonder if any cook unit sounds off with CHOW DOGS CHOW DAWGS! CHOW DAWGS! CHOWWWWW DAWGS! COURAGE! HONOR! OUTSTANDING WAFFLES! DEDICATION! ACCOUNTABILITY! WELCOMING! GOOSEBERRY SYRUP! CHOW DAWGS CHOW DAWGS >that crapy oorah that sounds like half of a brochitic beagle's bark<
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Feb 3, 2017 17:05
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I'll take the bacon, biscuits and gravy, French toast, and an omelette. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Feb 3, 2017 17:21
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What do you mean I can't pay cash?
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Feb 3, 2017 17:24
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Yeah, man, that's totally my meal card. Why are you giving me such a hard time about it?
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Feb 3, 2017 17:30
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Pesticide20 posted:I'll take the bacon, biscuits and gravy, French toast, and an omelette. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaLMNsLR3RU holocaust bloopers posted:What do you mean I can't pay cash? I'll do you one better. Whip me up a full page ad for my amazing DFAC and it's on the house!
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Feb 3, 2017 17:36
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IAW GENERAL ORDER 69, ALL DFACs ON POST WILL HAVE THIS PICTURE ABOVE THEIR CHECK-IN DESK
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Feb 3, 2017 17:57
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The folks on my pastry line. They work very hard. The hardest. They make cakes and snacks. The snacks are the best. The cakes are even better.  Effective immediately, all members will refer to staff of the pasty line as DEBBIE DOGS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMICD3aMZpw
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Feb 3, 2017 18:01
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guys my pupper is sick and I am taking him to the vet shortly everyone please join me in a prayer BOW YOUR HEADS "stay safe little pupper and get to feeling better  "
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Feb 3, 2017 18:15
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:"stay safe little pupper and get to feeling better
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Feb 3, 2017 18:16
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Forcing people to pray in a federal facility? "Hello? ACLU?"
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Feb 3, 2017 18:18
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I coordinated bag nasties for pick up today 09 with SFC Drungus two days ago at 13, now they get told by SSGT Pepple Drungus is on terminal and you don't do to go bags, what the gently caress?
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Feb 3, 2017 18:19
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:"stay safe little pupper and get to feeling better Puppers are worth praying for
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Feb 3, 2017 18:22
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Mike-o posted:IAW GENERAL ORDER 69, ALL DFACs ON POST WILL HAVE THIS PICTURE ABOVE THEIR CHECK-IN DESK The public display of pornography is forbidden within the walls of my DFAC. Leave it in the portapotty. But you're young. In lieu of preferring charges, YOU WILL SAY THE GRACE BEFORE DINNER THIS EVENING. GRACE IS TO BE IN THE FORM OF A 5 PARAGRAPH ORDER. DINNER BEGINS AT 1800 AND WILL NOT BE SERVED UNTIL GRACE IS SAID. IF YOU FAIL TO SAY GRACE, NO-ONE WILL EAT AND YOU WILL BE PUNISHED
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Feb 3, 2017 18:25
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Pesticide20 posted:I'll take the bacon, biscuits and gravy, French toast, and an omelette. Hey troops, check out high speed over here reporting you all for not wearing your PT belts. He doesn't even work in the DFAC!
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Feb 3, 2017 18:25
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joat mon posted:The public display of pornography is forbidden within the walls of my DFAC. Leave it in the portapotty. lol 
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Feb 3, 2017 18:28
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What's on the menu tonight And I can get two glasses of Gatorade right?
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Feb 3, 2017 18:30
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:guys my pupper is sick and I am taking him to the vet shortly everyone please join me in a prayer  May the strength of the Holly King May the perseverance of the Oak King and the undying Fir speed you to recovery and zzzzz.zzzzz. (Fell is old and naps a lot)
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Feb 3, 2017 18:51
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Dear valued patrons: Please do not eat any more of the bread, it may have been accidentally left out too long. There is no cause for alarm, any changes in perception are probably from the stress of this deployment. Of you have eaten the bread within the last 12 hours, please to not operate weapons or heavy machinery. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0je9KuLHXI
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Feb 3, 2017 19:12
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tfw you are on dfac cash register detail and things are going quick and efficient b/c everyone has a meal card but then 5 O's show up with the audacity to pay in mixed cash/coin and you haven't had to do basic arithmetic in 3 years since you are just an infantryman
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Feb 3, 2017 19:26
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all officers report for renegade 7's ASU inspection NLT 0545, check? thanksgiving is 293 days away but we're going to be prepared this time
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Feb 3, 2017 19:39
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Sorry, but you Magic the Gathering guys are going have to pack up and move back to the intel shop, we're consolidating again and need the space. Comment cards reveal that hygiene issues are better left unspoken and are damaging to morale. In order to improve morale and to get to know the new patrons coming from the fancier parts of the base, ALL PERSONS ENTERING THE DFAC WILL PROUDLY ANNOUNCE THEIR PRESENCE WITH A MOTIVATIONAL PHRASE OF THIER OWN CHOOSING. THE MOTIVATIONAL PHRASE SHALL CONSIST OF 17 SYLLABLES. Kigo is not required. Kiru is encouraged but not required.
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Feb 3, 2017 20:34
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Being on KP don't make you the Chow Hall manager, JM. Now stop makin up weird rear end rules and start making some goddamed fried rice under the guidance of the super Korean GS-7 supervising
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Feb 3, 2017 20:35
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And a bacon and cheese omelette too while you're at it! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Feb 3, 2017 20:38
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Yo I ate some cookies at the dfac that were brought in from some bake sale and I'm feeling high as poo poo. What was in those cookies?! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Feb 3, 2017 20:38
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MaxPowers posted:Yo I ate some cookies at the dfac that were brought in from some bake sale and I'm feeling high as poo poo. What was in those cookies?! Doxycycline
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Feb 3, 2017 20:41
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I'll have a chicken sandwich to go thanks. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Feb 3, 2017 20:42
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Im going to sick call I cant run today (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXWVpcypf0w Not-Chernenko looks kind of like one of today's players, who does not-Reagan look like?
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