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I dunno wtf is going on in here but my drunk thread is closed 🤷🏻♂️
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I dunno wtf is going on in here but my drunk thread is closed 🤷🏻♂️ Yer a
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Feb 3, 2017 22:18
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that sounds awful
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Feb 3, 2017 22:20
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Rad Lieutenant posted:that sounds awful I have no doubt that it is. But somebody needs to break up the Jr Enlisted Orgy turned drunken gang fight going on in the barracks
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I dunno wtf is going on in here but my drunk thread is closed 🤷🏻♂️ Christ on a Stick/Rama in a River! Finally someone who can almost count to 17! I'll call it artistic license. Booblord Zagats posted:Yer a When he manages to put his toast on the plate first and then the creamed beef on top, everybody in here will think he's a freakin wizard.
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Mr. Lieutenant, why don't you have a seat in this room, over here. How would you like your steak done? We have a variety of entertainments for various tastes. Unfortunately, we cannot not honor meatstick-in-orifice requests. That one has already been ruined for us. Does that Coke need anything else? Rum? Jack? joat mon fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Feb 3, 2017 |
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In a coordinated attack on DFACs across the globe, cords on all the televisions were cut. Ratings for Fox News have plummeted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8GU4_O8Ptw
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Feb 3, 2017 22:51
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joat mon posted:Mr. Lieutenant, why don't you have a seat in this room, over here. How would you like your steak done? We have a variety of entertainments for various tastes. Unfortunately, we cannot not honor meatstick-in-orifice requests. That one has already been ruined for us. Makers and 7 my good man
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Makers and 7 my good man I'm sorry, this is kind of embarrassing, but the Makers is for patrons whose entering motivational phrase is 17 syllables or is motivational. How about this Jack Sprite? I hate to send you back through the rabble to reenter, would you just like another go after this drink?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7uRxbl0Jzk
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So I found this loaded M9 in a shoulder holster on the back of a chair, are you like the lost and found?
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KP CONTEST CHALLENGE WRITE A GRACE (ANY RELIGION) FOR THE DFAC'S SUNDAY MEAL IN 5 PARAGRAPH ORDER FORMAT Mike-o's deadline for submitting a 5 Paragraph Grace is extended so that everybody else can enter. Except for Mike-o, all entries made are at NO RISK to you. There's no downside! The upside is that our most famous and revered KP, Hillary Clinton's Thong, has agreed to judge the contest. If your grace wins the contest, you get to decide Mike-o's fate - one day's probation or new KP. If Mike-o fails to make an entry, he will be probated and then begin his duties as KP. Grace Rules: Write the grace for DFAC's Sunday Meal! Grace needs to be written in 5 paragraph order format. Only SMEAC is required. Filling in all, or even any, of the sub-paragraphs is not required. (but could be fun) This grace is Pan-denominational. Say grace to Erzuli, God, Shiva, Jah, humanity, vogonity, your dead Aunt's big toe, Satan, Statins, Stan or Bruce Lee, manicotti, or who/what ever else shivers your timbers. Deadline is 0000hrs Sunday joat mon fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Feb 4, 2017 |
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I accept bribes OK
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Hope you signed this off with Zeris because I'm sure as hell not probating anybody for you.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Hope you signed this off with Zeris because I'm sure as hell not probating anybody for you. I'm sorry, was the lobster bisque not salty enough?
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I nominate Two Finger for KP.
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Since when has anyone in the history of KP had any authority? That's why they are on KP lol.
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Im a fat piece of poo poo and I want both meals with all the sides, give me it you chow hall fucker!
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I thought Army OCS chow hall procedures were lame, the Navy somehow was able to make them even worse
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2uZyTm_w0M
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Better than Fox News. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJyKTNdPL5s
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SECRIT//NOFORN MEMORANDUM FOR: GiP REGULARS SUBJ: [U] Challenge / Countersign for 03 FEB 17 [U] In accordance with General Order 11 [S] The challenge of all persons on or near the DFAC shall be "What is best in life?" [S] The countersign of one so challenged shall be "I love a man in uniform." Classified by: J.T.Mon Declassify on:04 FEB 17 SECRIT//NOFORN (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:Since when has anyone in the history of KP had any authority? That's why they are on KP lol. While that may be true, when has anyone in the military not forced their authority, imagined or otherwise, on others in obnoxious and moronic ways?
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Hope you signed this off with Zeris because I'm sure as hell not probating anybody for you. I said it's fine but he has to pencil whip my pt test
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WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE
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thetechnoloser posted:WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE
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I am charged to be especially watchful at night and, during the time for challenging, to challenge all persons on or near my thread and to allow no one to pass without proper authority.
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joat mon posted:KP CONTEST CHALLENGE roger that sarge i'll get right on it after i down this handle of jack daniels and puke all over the CSM's parking space ok ok i'll do it EXPECT TO BE
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joat mon posted:Are you the duty? Naw man, Staff Duty. You got the number for Charlie Co on the phone roster there?
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this is bullshit i thought the kp dereliction punishment was 12hr look at this crap loving different standards poo poo
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Booblord Zagats posted:Being on KP don't make you the Chow Hall manager, JM. Now stop makin up weird rear end rules and start making some goddamed fried rice under the guidance of the super Korean GS-7 supervising quote:Reported by: joat mon Yo syllable-counting rain man sperg, you can't report me and you can't report the CSM to whom the DFAC is dedicated.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:this is bullshit i thought the kp dereliction punishment was 12hr look at this crap loving different standards poo poo It's being dealt with.
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In honor of KP's obsession with counting syllables and his impending 24-hour probation, the only meal being served in the DFAC is Campbell's alphabet soup. All DFAC rules suspended until KP returns. Resume drunk thread shitposting.
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Blarrrrrrrghhh am drunk
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Blarrrrrrrghhh am drunk Hope you haven't consumed more than your authorized two near beers, troop.
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im the girl pretending to eat things because navy gayvy
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i found official GIP outerwear store http://www.bradfordexchange.com/mcategory/apparel-and-accessories_9745/mens-jackets.html?WEB_NAV-_-LEFTNAV_APPAREL-BAGS-SHOES-_-MENS-JACKETS
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Zeris posted:Yo syllable-counting rain man sperg, you can't report me and you can't report the CSM to whom the DFAC is dedicated. Homeboy tried to hate on my free style haiku
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