Cody No Love is a great fighter & I don't like calling fighters stupid or insane or whatever because mostly they're just regular jock tier but I think Cody might be a legit big time dumb rear end.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 19:34 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 14:01 |
If I was famous, and I will be, I won't care what my fans do as long as they aren't doing directly to me, looking at me, speaking to me, or taking a photo of me.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 22:47 |
You guys should have made me the new mma mod because I'd NEVER do that
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 05:49 |
it will KILL posting.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 05:50 |
Threads getting bad.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 17:55 |
Triticum Guzzler posted:Joe rogan knows way less about gender than me in the imaginary conversations he has in my mind When I run this convo I'm slightly ahead on gender but hes winning on bigfoot & his news radio stories are better than my story about the time a guy tried to bury his dog in a culvert installation, plus his muscles are bigger, but it's due to TRT. Anyways all this isn't that important because the scenario quickly shifts to phase two, we're trapped in Germany & have to find wives in 24 hours or a bomb goes off.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 18:58 |
Trast posted:I understand why Conor wants to do this. I'm not sure why the UFC would be on board past a short term gain. Having their bell cow get pointed by a past his prime boxer hurts the brand. Because he will make one beeelion dollars and prove hes bigger than the sport, even if he loses.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 19:12 |
Trast posted:No I know Conor will make all the money even if he gets wrecked. I was asking why the UFC would take the risk of an old man in a dying sport humble their biggest attraction. It's quite possible they can't stop it & if it's happening anyways they'll want their name on it.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 19:51 |
Skip My Posts posted:For sure but will the UFC take the rest or be forced to allow it? I'm a dipshit retard idiot with no friends who isn't a lawyer but under the Ali act idk if they can keep him from taking a boxing match.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 19:54 |
Cool but that wasn't the question, he asked if Conor and nate did the fusion dance and transformed into Conate Digregor, a new being with the multiplied power of both men as well as all of their tattoos would they beat Floyd before the fusion timer ran out.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 21:39 |
Like I don't want to pull a do you even train but a sayjin would never engage in a non 1v1 fight dude, their pride wouldn't allow it.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 21:40 |
I absolutely won't watch since it will cost 96 dollars and will be the biggest freak show of all time, also it will continue to ruin the UFC via everyone going into business for themselves (something we've already seen start to happen) greatly lowering quality of matchmaking. And I can't even be happy about evil zuffa & Dana being forced to bow to talent since they sold.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 22:33 |
Actually I'll buy it if the undercard really insane and at least one person writes goldenpalace.com on their body.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 22:57 |
Me (joking, using irony) nice, would watch this fight but I'm busy jacking off to playboy(reference to Jose aldo) Old psp, only weeks ago: make another joke or ref like maybe... where's your juijitsu now playboy. Just the classic twisted yet smart stuff that this forum is famous for. Current psp, now: (completely earnest) nice actually when you do this for real, as I know you will and I also will, you will have an easier time due to playboy reversing its no nudity stance. Anyone want to discuss different lubes for jacking? Sex shops have dedicated jack lubes with cool sex names now. I use ManSauce myself but a lot of my real life social group is partial to Big Spurt.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 00:48 |
What if the fight was against a non boxer that he'd easily beat with no risk to himself or his body.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 03:15 |
Ehhh I have ouune more request ehhh, I wish to fight against ehh floyd mayweather.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 16:28 |
If name changes didn't cost 500 dollars I'd change my name to "Big" Kelvin
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 17:38 |
Bendo would have beaten bj, that's a pretty good matchup for him.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 20:48 |
I don't want to see GSP back because there's nobody I want to see him fight. Also he quit the sport in terror because a fat, sleeping man might have been on steroids.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 20:50 |
Vitamin Boss posted:I dont have Keven's Captain America post but I do have this Green lantern one which is very good imo I'm so great.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 21:22 |
You can't really do anything fun to do a standing guard pass in UFC because of the rules and also how fights are scored you're winning the round by just standing there so why bother. In Japan the rules for standing guard passes is like... go nuts dude. Go wild. Jump rear end first onto someone's dick with a cartwheel. Why not dude. We love that poo poo.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 19:37 |
DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:Rap Friend Keven Nice
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 22:00 |
HEY NONG MAN posted:Gonna need a zoom out before I decide on this one. Zoom out (we zoom outwards, revealing more of Sages big rear end steroid chin) Hm. Continue. Zoom. (We zoom further and further out, revealing that Sage and the mystery woman are both standing in Tyron Woodlys living room, enjoying a viewing of lethal weapon 2) Huh. Still inconclusive.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 23:06 |
Cybort is finally free to turn down fights again. Thank god.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 23:28 |
UFC is losing guys for the following reasons 1. Wme is going to cut back on cards, as they should, because there were too many insanely bad cards at 2 pm in Sweden or whatever. 2. As long as there is any other company that has a tv presence, UFC will bleed guys under the reebok deal. If you're not getting ppv points, the UFC likely has to pay you 2 to 3 times what bellator would to compensate you for wearing the reebok kit, which they will not. 3. Him and his super friends quoting each other in every post
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 15:22 |
4. Oh sorry also the drug testing thing I forgot.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 15:23 |
Congrats to the winner of the 2016 MMA awards, for the sixth year running, the photo of GSP in the pool.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 15:26 |
I bet Travis Browne also doesn't know the difference between CApSA and TERN but I bet he does know the difference between Net (what they trapped him in to bring him to the UFC) and Gross (how he physically looks)
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 16:37 |
david carmichael posted:There was a brief sequence where Diaz was in turtle. He would barely move and gsp would leap over him to the other side. I feel like this happened a few times, and has exactly why gsp got tuckered out The laughable hubris of a man about to lose his flip.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 15:43 |
How come all these fighters always forget how to wrestle
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 05:31 |
Mark hunt would kill a downed man if his knees could bend.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 04:57 |
Usada formally apologizes to Cyborg for thinking she was on steroids, bans "Dirty" Dave Pentz for nine years for the use of (checking notes) those mints you got to pick up with the little spoon, unwrapped diner mints .
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 07:30 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 14:01 |
Powerful but unlikeable black man finds big chinned white gay fantasy teen... like the rhino and the bird that sits in its mouth and eats the crumbs, or the turtle and the bird that sits on the turtles back so they look cuter, two creatures find a symbiotic relationship to the benefit of both.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 02:28 |