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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Holden had some major character development, putting down some more‐or‐less innocent people like dogs.

That kid was him once.

Mental Hospitality posted:

I didn't even notice the engines of the Nauvoo causing the scaffolding to glow bright red and break apart when I watched this last night. What a nice little detail.

Did you notice that one of the tugs spends too much time near the drive plumes and explodes? (third vid)

It makes a sound (in vacuum? :eyepop:), so there’s that cue.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 13:28 on Feb 16, 2017

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Doctor Butts posted:

Edit: So uh, that's awkward. They just gonna give the Nauvoo back then?

It’s legitimate salvage. :colbert:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Did the Marasmus guy expect the Rocinante to slag him for evading quarantine, so he told Holden his plan hoping a Martian with a heart of gold would let him get away?

Seems risky.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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gohmak posted:

But we don't call our Mormons Earth Mormons.

Speak for yourself.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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flosofl posted:

I didn't either.

I think I can hear what Cender is talking about, but it sounds more like “no touching” to me, and it may be pareidolia.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Tree Dude posted:

Is it fair to call the protomolecule a weapon that was fired at Earth when [I'll spoiler this just in case because I'm pulling from some book knowledge] I think I remember it was fired at earth something like 2 billion years ago. complex life was still a ways out on Earth at that point. Seems to me that it was more of a terraforming agent. Even if the beings that fired it at Earth were doing so because they didn't want the life that was there to evolve further is it really that much different than, say, killing the bacteria in your toilet so it doesn't get all gnarly

This is how you start an abortion debate.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Phanatic posted:

The possibility that the crew is infected is the *only* danger there, not the fact that they might broadcast "Yo, dudes, strange things are afoot on Eros so stop by for a visit."

They’re explicitly blaming Mars, though.

Sure, there are already conspiracy theories that say Eros was attacked by a Martian bioweapon, but if the last and possibly only ship to visit Eros since the disaster makes that claim, that’s kind of a big deal.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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You can see from the orbital display that Eros underwent a massive, sudden course change.

I don’t think it’s spoilers to say that it violates our understanding of physics.

It’s spoilers to say it’s now on a collision course with Earth, but I guarantee that will come up in the first moments of the next episode.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 08:29 on Feb 20, 2017

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One hundred million tonnes of steel moving at twenty thousand kilometres per second.

That’s so much kinetic energy.

It’s forty time the energy of the meteor that killed the dinosaurs. It would take one hundred thousand tonnes of antimatter to match it, or the petroleum reserves of several thousand Earths.

But it would still change Eros’ velocity by less than 1 km⁄s. Eros is heavy. And it’s orbiting the Sun at 24.36 km⁄s, which is the number you need to match to drop it into the Sun.

The Nauvoo is shown accelerating at at least 65 g, by the way, if we go by the time to impact display. Going by the rate the speed figure rises on‐screen, it’s over 4000 g.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

I'm mad about the Robin antenna leaving Tycho with the Nauvoo because how do they fit their deceleration burn in? Also, didwe just give up on showing the juice?,

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > The TV IV > The Expanse, Season 2: Journey of the good ship Robin antenna

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 11:43 on Feb 20, 2017

Platystemon
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Cojawfee posted:

Not really. There are several things they could do to alter the orbit of Eros. They could hit it in a way that would be equivalent to a radial burn to move the orbit so it hits the sun.

That’s not any easier, though.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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withak posted:

From now on everyone wanting to argue about orbital mechanics has to post a screenshot showing their KSP experience.

Platystemon posted:



Probodobodyne QBE is offset into the tank.

There are no reaction wheels, so it requires some finesse to fly, but RCS thrusters are massless and reaction wheels are not. Removing the docking port (and using a Klaw on another ship to refuel) saves 250 m∕s, or just enough margin to swap it for a small inline reaction wheel.

SSTO on monopropellant

Yes, I know that was rhetorical request.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Smiling Jack posted:

Short version: you need to gently dock with the giant rear end space rock and then burn your engines in a retrograde orbit until it falls into the sun

Any collision strong enough to make the velocity change would be catastrophic and lead to the destruction / fracturing / partial vaporization of Eros

It’s also more efficient, but it’s not as cool and you can’t have a “DON’T TOUCH ME!” moment.

If it’s true that the Nauvoo’s engines can accelerate one hundred million tonnes of steel at 1.79 km⁄s², they could accelerate present‐day Eros at a blistering 0.0268 m⁄s².

That sounds bad, but it would only take a week or two to null its orbital velocity.

If the lesser figure is correct and the Nauvoo can only accelerate at 65 g, then it would take over a year.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Toast Museum posted:

My last physics class was a long time ago, but my approach was to take the masses of Eros and the sun to find the gravitational force between them (once for aphelion and again for perihelion), then assume the sun wouldn't move appreciably and use that force and Eros's mass to find its acceleration toward the sun, and then use that acceleration and an initial velocity of zero to find travel time from aphelion and perihelion.

How backwards was my approach?

That approach only works in a uniform gravitational field. Near Earth’s surface, that’s a fine approximation, but it falls apart when you try to drop things into the Sun.

The Sun’s gravity, like that of all other masses, gets stronger as you approach it.

You need calculus to account for that.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Feb 21, 2017

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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It’s more energy efficient to smash a large mass into Eros at “slow” speed rather than a large mass at high speed.

If you smashed an Eros‐sized body into Eros and stopped them both dead in their tracks, your counter‐Eros would have a kinetic energy of only two million exajoules (we’ve run out of SI prefixes), which is only, like, all the solar energy that strikes Earth in four months.

If you want megatons of TNT equivalent: five hundred million megatons.

e: If you really wanted to play billiards with Eros, you’d start at the bottom of this list of retrograde asteroids. You’d try to find one that you could put on a collision course with Eros without too much work.

It’s a short list, and even if you have a viable candidate, no retrograde asteroid is as large as Eros, so you’d need to add a lot of speed. Still, it’s better than using the Nauvoo directly. It’s free mass that’s already going pretty fast in mostly the right direction.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Feb 21, 2017

Platystemon
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Tycho made their name spinning up Ceres, and it took a generation.

That takes fuckall effort, compared to putting Eros on a collision course with the Sun.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Collateral posted:

They mentioned that spinning up Eros was a milestone for humanity in the belt and only topped by spinning Ceres up. It was a stupid idea that would never have worked.

You’re right. I now recall that as the gang scrambles through Eros’ maintenance tunnels, they talk about how small they are.

They were built to the height of an Earther because all the labourers grew up on Earth. Eros was the first generation.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Phanatic posted:

Do they ever mention specifically Ceres's spin rate? I figured it at about .05 rpm.

Thing currently spins about once every 9 hours. So unless I screwed up the moment of inertia, it currently has about 1.6E15 GJ of rotational kinetic energy. That's six orders of magnitude less energy that you'd need to dump into it to spin it to .05 rpm (2E21 GJ) That's like an hour and a half of the total energy output of the sun.

That's actually waaaaaay more energy than you need to totally cancel out Eros's orbital kinetic energy (2.5E15 GJ). No wonder it took them so long.

Either I screwed up the moment of inertia, am greatly overestimating how fast they got Ceres spinning, or this stuff starts to fall apart if you look at it too closely.

Still a great show, though.

I get 2×10²⁷ J. Maybe you mixed up a prefix or two somewhere since that’s different than your result by a factor of precisely one million.

At 0.025 RPM (which gives a third g at the docks, rotational energy drops by three quarters to only 4.9×10²⁶

Still more energy than Eros, but not absurdly so. They had a lot longer to spin it up, and it was already partially hollowed‐out.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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I know the Expanse universe started as the setting of an RPG, but have the writers ever confirmed how far players got in the campaign?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Yo momma so fat astronomers use her as a gravitational lens.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Phi230 posted:

So when does the new episode come out

22:00 EST

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Big Mean Jerk posted:

This is a very different discussion from the orbital mechanics thesis papers in past pages.

I bought Leviathan Wakes last night. I was expecting a cheap paperback, didn't realize it was a big brick of a book. Has the show completely covered Book 1 yet?

No, but I think it’s supposed to, more or less, in tonight’s episode.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > The TV IV > The Expanse, Season 2: I'm going to take my pet nuke for a walk.

Eros’ real‐world mass rounds to the same figure Naomi gives.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Baronjutter posted:

Is miller actually gone now?? I thought he had more.

If you were Holden, and you saw Eros slam into Venus, what would you think?

Physics is a plaything to the protomolecule. Miller absolutely could survive it.

:siren: book spoilers :siren:

Yes but he comes back through the power of alien magic, as a ghost.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 08:16 on Feb 23, 2017

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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I posted the answer so now we don’t have to have multiple posts openly admitting it’s complicated.

In the future, yeah, take it to the book thread.

If you have a dying need to know the answer to something particular but don’t want to risk seeing spoilers for everything in the book thread, I’ll answer PMs.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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While watching, I felt like there weren’t as many jiffable scenes as previous episodes, but there turned out to be plenty.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 13:44 on Feb 23, 2017

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Feb 13, 2012

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Big Mean Jerk posted:

Also noticed this cool bit on Wikipedia (very light book spoilers regarding a non-plot cameo): "In addition, Andy Weir's novel The Martian takes place in the same continuity as The Expanse.[8] This link is made semi-canon with the mention of a ship named the Mark Watney, based "out of Mars," in Babylon's Ashes."

The authors confirmed this on Twitter.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Number Ten Cocks posted:

If your retaliatory nukes are on the planet you force Mars to wipe out your population and provide an incentive for you to do the same if they want to disarm you. Space or Luna based nukes leave you vulnerable to being disarmed and blackmailed, making it genocide or nothing is better MAD.

The entire system is dangerously dependent on Earth, and in particular the biosphere. It’s not just genocide. It’s almost suicide.

Even if Earth’s nukes never leave their silos, Mars is in for some hard centuries if they wreck Earth.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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MOVIE MAJICK posted:

Apparently the book goes into greater detail on what happens inside Eros during the initial infection. What are these details? Would it spoil a show watcher?

It’s more descriptions of horrors than actual plot you’re missing.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Earth is capitalist as hell.

It’s just that wealth comes directly from capital goods (read: robots) and goes directly to people like Jules‐Pierre Mao, with few human labourers required.

Mars seems more socialist, but then there’s that one Martian marine whose family owns all the terraformers, so who knows? :shrug:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Baronjutter posted:

I looked up that Blindsight book and it all sounded good but for seemingly no reason at all apparently vampires are real and someone on the mission is a vampire and at the end there's some sort of vampire war. What the hell. Some dude just had to jam vampires into his scify?

closes tab

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Feb 24, 2017

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CLAM DOWN posted:

e: also are they going from silo to space in like 2 seconds holy poo poo

Eyeballing the perspective in Google Earth, the camera is at least 3000 km up.

The missiles are going more than 1000 km⁄s. :jebstare:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Space Crabs posted:

Goons, the least qualified people on the planet, argue the minutiae of fertilization ITT.

If you have enough sex, you’ll learn the minutiae naturally? :confused:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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He could probably hear it through conduction via his feet.

Seems like a sensible feature to have on your Special Atomic Demolition Munitions.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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quote:

IXCIX 99
In the stormy Aegean, the genital member is
seen to be received in the lap of Tethys, to drift
across the waves, wrapped in white foam, be-
neath the various turnings of the planets; and
within, both with lovely and happy gestures, a
young woman with nonhuman countenance, is
carried on a conch shell, wafted to shore by
playful zephyrs; and it seems that heaven re-
joices in her birth.


C 100
You would call the foam real, the sea real, real
the conch shell and real the blowing wind; you
would see the lightning in the goddess's eyes,
the sky and the elements laughing about her; the
Hours treading the beach in white garments, the
breeze curling their loosened and flowing hair;
their faces not one, not different, as befits sisters.




CI 101
You could swear that the goddess had emerged
from the waves, pressing her hair with her right
hand, covering with the other her sweet mound
of flesh; and where the strand was imprinted by
her sacred and divine step, it had clothed itself
in flowers and grass; then with happy, more than
mortal features, she was received in the bosom
of the three nymphs and cloaked in a starry gar-
ment.


CII 102
With both hands one nymph holds above the
spray-wet tresses a garland, burning with gold
and oriental gems, another adjusts pearls in her
ears; the third, intent upon those beautiful
breasts and white shoulders, appears to strew
round them the rich necklaces with which they
three girded their own necks when they used to
dance in a ring in heaven.


CIII 103
Thence they seem to be raised toward heav-
enly spheres, seated upon a silver cloud: in the
hard stone you would seem to see the air trem-
bling and all of heaven contented; every god
takes pleasure in her beauty and desires her hap-
py bed: each face seems to marvel, with raised
eyebrows and wrinkled forehead.


CIV 104
Finally the divine artisan formed his self-portrait,
happy with such a sweet prize, still bristly and
scabrous from his furnace, as if forgetting every
labor for her, joining his lips with desire to hers,
as if his soul burned completely with love: and
there seems to be a much greater fire kindled
within him than the one that he had left in
Mongibello.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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gfarrell80 posted:

:D We're through the rabbit hole...

Not yet.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Carteret posted:

Here's it for 25 shipped on US Amazon, but kinda pricey.

Opportunists were selling it for $50 early this month, so that’s a deal.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Did the Martians even have scenes in either of the last two episodes?

I know they didn’t in E05.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Evernoob posted:

testosterone (can women have that?)

Yes.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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At no point during the MMC screentime have I thought “this would be a good scene, if not for the acting. :argh:

I’ll judge Adams when she has some good material to work with.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Wxhode posted:

One interesting aspect of the Bobbie show character is that she's the scion of a super rich Martian family, whereas the book version is a middle class kid with two civilian older brothers and a proud Marine dad.

She is?

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