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A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
And they went on to note that they wrote the song about suicide and listed a help number, so they're doing a better job of helping people than Paul Ryan is.

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A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9mzJhvC-8E
Just to remind people that this is a thing that actually happened.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
I really want him to get stationed at the School of the Americas.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
As far as I know they're still working on the Asteroids movie.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Golf clubs? Man, that's some top tier cognitive dissonance.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:

Fister Roboto posted:

I get what she's saying, but on the other hand, death is freedom for everyone.

I thought that work sets you free?

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
It's accurate, at least. They were.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Semper Pie

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Bud Dwyer is pretty old. We could use a remake mastered in 4k.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:

Smiling Jack posted:

Bud was innocent and killed himself so his family would get a pension.

Yes, and the same cannot be said for Alex Jones.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
My brother was an AG in Regiment and had to carry around an M4, M9, and ammo for the 240. Then right before they left for Afghanistan, they dumped an XM25 on him, along with ammo for that. He never even got to shoot it because they'd have to get permission from division because each grenade cost like $6k and they needed use data from it, so they said gently caress that.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

It came from a MAGA chud on my FB feed.

You don't say.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
I've never seen anyone dip outside of the military.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
I stopped dipping because after like 3 months of semi-regular use I couldn't brush my teeth without bleeding. And seeing the weirdo rednecks who only dipped who had the most hosed up teeth in the world before the age of 30 was a really good point to never dip again.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
That picture gave me a weird feeling that I really hate, and therefore hate you and the person that wrote that.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:

CommieGIR posted:

I had a set of these issues while I was active:



Made by converse. They were trash.

What branch were you in where those were allowed? Air Force? I know those zips on the side would make them completely out of regs on the army.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
I was stationed on joint bases for most of my career and was always jealous of the much more lax regulations for the boots airmen could wear. Army was like "can't wear these because they'll melt to your feet in combat!" like I'm going to be wearing my office boots in a combat zone or something.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
I'm the fake hair bun on the baseball cap.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:

Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

so, this is the second time i've seen "wow sorry, I'd love to answer but you're out of time"

how the gently caress is that a possible response when you're testifying in front of congress?

Because they're morons.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Who are these people supporting Harris and Booker?

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
:chloe:

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
What the gently caress?

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Meanwhile I got yelled at by a Marine E6 because I only called him Sergeant. Bitch I'm in the Army, we don't roll like that around here.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
I was going to be say "more money" but they're already being offered insane amounts to stick around. I'm guessing the second option is either "less bullshit" or "let me kill more people".

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Nah, I've legitimately seen people do that, but only in their dress uniforms. I'd trust Uriarte to have some kernel of truth to it.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:

Is this real :psyduck:

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:

Casimir Radon posted:

Meghan is really loving stupid, ok.

The other day she got all teary eyed because she knows people will attack her for doubting Donnie's latest rape accuser.

I know she is, but holy god drat how broken does your brain have to be to be able to somehow believe all of those contradictory things at once.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
I'll save my compassion for someone who didn't marry a ghoul, and wasn't handed everything their entire life up to and including as much time on network television as they want just because their dad was a bad pilot who volunteered for a war we shouldn't have started.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Shhh, don't tell him why that Crusader is meeting Jesus.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
I'll take the beret, make-up, piercings, facial hair and lack of name on the uniform. Pink uniforms would be a bitch to keep clean.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
I would welcome them as an invading force anyway day, lordy.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:

Tryzzub posted:

punisher skulls are out, this here is the new poo poo:



I won the "Most Religious" ribbon at the County Fair!

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
I'm the obvious fact that there are no plates in that carrier.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Not sure where else to put this, but the Trump bros were at the weekend's UFC event to watch chud-manfighter Colby Covington, and this picture says it all



Would give all the money I have to see them get into the octagon with a professional. Not like any more damage could be done to their brains/faces.

The Jon Bois/Felix Biederman documentary on YouTube about UFC is really worth watching.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
I appreciate that depiction using the accuracy of bullet spray from an AK in Call of Duty.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Motherfucker looks like Louie Anderson on there.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:

:bisonyes:

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:

I'm having a hard time trying to wrap my mind around what the gently caress is going on with Don Jr. in that picture.

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A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
It's a photoshop, it originallysaid "beat". I'm guessing no, he doesn't realize that he's a walking punchline.

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