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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
The thin yellow line represents the Piss Tape, which is real.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

That man has a longass skull.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Fister Roboto posted:

That's the first time I've ever laughed at Jar Jar.

Hell same.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Caviar is gross anyway. If I had to serve it to rich folks I'd put it in a cattle trough with a garden trowel as a spoon

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Goddamn pro-fisting propaganda.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
:911: Grant's memoirs described Winfield Scott as a masterful strategist but also a fussy man who liked his spit and polish, as opposed to Zachary Taylor who was equally as cunning but slept in his clothes and earned the nickname "Old Rough and Ready". Scott's nickname was "Old Fuss and Feathers".

President Taylor, incidentally, was fixing to hang South Carolinians from palmetto trees over Yet Another Secession Crisis when he died and then the Compromise of 1850 happened.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 08:15 on Apr 4, 2018

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Nice and hot piss posted:

Marrying anyone over 350 lbs and you get a V device

Should really be a ? device instead.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

So how far are we from reminiscing about buttchugging and vodka soaked tampons?

I call that Thursday evening.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Duzzy Funlop posted:

What am I looking at, loss.jpg or something?

Anime.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I'm a recreational user of anime. But man, the addicts are the ones you gotta watch for. They ruin it for the rest of us.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

ElMaligno posted:

In the anime this movie is consider a chick flick. like before the big game we see a group of girls watching it and crying LOL

OK, that's actually clever.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Maybe stop cutting the balls off your reincarnated veterans, then.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Umm

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Why is Moe Howard covering his head in the back there?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

EBB posted:

Why would you put on a bumper sticker that guarantees your car is keyed for a joke?

Because it's your husband's car and you're about to get divorced?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

She makes him drive it.

Some kinks need to be shamed.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Nystral posted:

Any idea what the guy to the left of the marine, who has a badge on his belt, is doing?

Wondering where his life went wrong.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

fuuuuuuuuuuuck

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

That's Country legend Tennessee Ernie Ford singing, just FYI. He did an entire album of Union war songs that's available for download.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Kind of a missed opportunity there.



I'll never get tired of this joke.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Milo and POTUS posted:

VVG hates it lmao

Cause the Civil War chapter is practically Confederate apologism claiming the real cause of the war was conspiracy by Northern industrialists or some poo poo. Can't speak for the rest of the book but when it comes to the Civil War it's really bad analysis.

Like you wouldn't think someone writing a left-wing history of the United States would find a way to deny slavery being the cause of the Civil War but somehow he managed it.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Jun 13, 2020

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Toshokan posted:

That's because he's intentionally trying to be class reductionist.

And in the case of the Civil War, that's going to lead to create an utterly false narrative which, if you're trying to write a "people's history" (or any kind of history) is something you should avoid at all costs if you want to be taken seriously or at least not shouted at.

I know what he was trying to do.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Jun 14, 2020

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

"guy trying to neg Emily Ratajkowski in the replies" is the most powerful Twitter name I've seen in a long time.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Stultus Maximus posted:

They've since changed it to "a man chose a woman as running mate."


Did Hilary actually land a burn on someone today? That would be the most shocking part of Maureen Dowd's idiocy.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Aug 9, 2020

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Meanwhile in Belarus...

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

mlmp08 posted:

gently caress, is Trump the only boomer who understood the lyrics of "Fortunate Son" for what they were?

Circumstantial evidence suggests that Carl Hiaasen does too.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
They're right about those pics though.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1399492568753360896

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