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Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
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DoktorLoken posted:

Mind you he's huge Trump supporter and compared Black Lives Matter to ISIS in a county that is over 1/4 African American and voted over 65% Democratic in the 2016 election.

I think you're forgetting that we live in the nothing matters-timeline :smith:

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Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
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Mike-o posted:

You forgot to link to the thread on /r/conspiracy where all those insane fucks are blathering on about 9/11 bullshit. gently caress everyone in that subreddit.

I miss the days when conspiracies revolved around cool poo poo like the secret human/alien base in Dulce :(.

EDIT: I mean, Dulce had everything: a secret underground base run jointly with aliens, firefights between Delta Force & the Grays, human alien hybrids etc. . The list is endless.

Missionary Positron fucked around with this message at 11:51 on Feb 28, 2017

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
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Arc Light posted:

So, which came first, OG Deus Ex or the Dulce conspiracy?

Dulce all the way, baby. That poo poo dates back to the late 70s:

quote:

Starting in 1979, Bennewitz became convinced he was intercepting electronic communications from alien spacecraft and installations outside of Albuquerque. By the 1980s he believed he had discovered an underground base near Dulce. The story spread rapidly within the UFO community and by 1990, UFOlogist John Lear claimed he had independent confirmations of the base's existence.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dulce_Base

See, it even ties in with John Lear!

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
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mods plz namechange to POLICE ALLAH, tia

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Jul 6, 2004
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HIGH SPEED TIER 1 PEPE

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Jul 6, 2004
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DoktorLoken posted:

I would bet zero of them ever wore a uniform in their lives for real. Probably stuff from their airsoft gear.

It's like that classic forums post about neckbeards and fedoras, except fedoras are replaced by fethisized military gear:

quote:

You know when you were a kid and your dad was shaving and you'd pretend-shave beside him because you thought it made you look grown-up? Everything redditors do is that same talismanic grasping at symbols of adulthood and sophistication tinged with an air of desperately overthinking it while completely missing the point.

If I use a real straight-razor and make my own lather with a badger brush then that makes me manly and attractive, even though I have scraggly unkempt hair and I'm 50 pounds overweight. If I wear a fedora it will make me cool and sophisticated, even though I'm wearing it with jorts and a le meme t-shirt. If I smoke an ecig then I look hard-boiled and interesting, even though my baby palate means I have to puff candy-flavored clouds of nicotine water from a robot's dick.

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
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https://twitter.com/OsborneInk/status/863596177496965120

:psypop:

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Jul 6, 2004
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:vince:

Clickhole Patriothole has been on fire lately:

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
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https://twitter.com/markmcconville/status/866066196038275072

EDIT: https://twitter.com/MarkAgee/status/865964714588643329

Missionary Positron fucked around with this message at 09:38 on May 21, 2017

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https://twitter.com/RobPulseNews/status/874930450917142529

fukken :lol:

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https://twitter.com/CITeam_en/status/877152860089323522

:discourse:

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https://twitter.com/hayesdavenport/status/884916783013953536

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https://twitter.com/_s_clark/status/895050042473623553

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https://twitter.com/jenphalian/status/899046124589203458

:discourse:

(also, lol/wtf @ that shirt)

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Jul 6, 2004
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Fister Roboto posted:

Guess that solves the mystery of who peed in it.


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Jul 6, 2004
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

James Adomian is a cool and good comedian and this is just another reason why.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNmEejLTEgI

Agreed.

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Jul 6, 2004
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whoops wrong thread

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Jul 6, 2004
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PFT is an American treasure.

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I am extremely thankful for this image

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