UKMT February 2017 - Welcome to Tiny Train World

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Ewan: Sep 29, 2008; Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

serious gaylord posted:

Reminder

https://twitter.com/KCQCMP/status/826497504237740033

Yeah that's not actually his Twitter.

Also I hate "Given name" that's a horrible Americanism that lots of people wouldn't understand.

Family Name (Surname):
Other Name(s):

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Ewan: Sep 29, 2008; Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

I read somewhere that they were passing a law to make it illegal to have a long distance ticket more expensive than the cheapest set of split legs, which aims to remove the ridiculousness (but can't find the article now). Although, the end result will probably just be the individual legs increase in price rather than the long distance tickets getting cheaper.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 08:53

Ewan: Sep 29, 2008; Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

JFairfax posted:

That's not true, fresh fruit and vegetables will always be cheaper than calorie dense, nutrient poor food.

It's more that fat people don't want to eat lentils.

Stop lying.

A bag of frozen sausages, a bag of frozen chips, and a gallon tub of ice cream from Iceland is much cheaper than any fresh healthy food and makes many more meals than any fresh veg/fruit ever will and is much easier to cook. Poorer people are also often more likely to lack good nutritional understanding and cooking skills beyond putting stuff in the oven/microwave.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 14:54

Ewan: Sep 29, 2008; Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

This reminds me of when Gwyneth Paltrow tried the $29 food for a week challenge, and bought limes, fresh coriander, clove of garlic, and a bunch of other entirely inappropriate things.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 14:58

Ewan: Sep 29, 2008; Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

Baron Corbyn posted:

Hey, looks like The Sun have decided to back to posting straight up "ew gays" bullshit and outing people for no apparent reason.

I don't understand the motivation behind a story like this. He is a not a well-known person, nor someone in some sort of public office role where you might see why the paper argues it is in the public interest. And it's just not a story that's juicy enough to drum up controversy or interest that might get a few new readers, as 99% of people will not had heard of him (either his porn name or irl). Yet, they identify him by name and age (and I assume a picture), and his life (for at least the next year or so) is likely going to be a misery.

Maybe he had sex with Tony Gallagher's son or something.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 12:18

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