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I grasped basics of video editing at age five, and could read coherently by the time I was four years old. Whenever I tell people about that stuff, they think I am bullshitting/trying to sound smart/really desperate to be cool in an out of touch way. So, I'd like to hear if there's anything remarkable that goons around here have experienced or live with. Please don't use this for "nifty" little facts like "My dick is big" or "I have double jointed thumbs" or "I spent $10 on a forum account"
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landgrabber posted:I grasped basics of video editing at age five, What does this mean exactly? Did you have access to an editing machine or was this a concept you could explain to others or...?
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Feb 1, 2017 11:11
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Scudworth posted:What does this mean exactly? Did you have access to an editing machine or was this a concept you could explain to others or...? I'm a youngin' so it was already all digital. I opened a program and was able to do basic cutting of clips together and edit their duration. Learned more and more and here I am now I guess
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Feb 1, 2017 14:35
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Here you are now, posting on the forums like a Big Dog! Well done landgrabber!
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Feb 1, 2017 17:27
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N. Senada posted:Here you are now, posting on the forums like a Big Dog! Well done landgrabber! I'm really cool.
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Feb 1, 2017 18:35
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Nobody believes I have a crazed burning desire to murder the creator of dull threads.
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Feb 1, 2017 19:08
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i regularly post on an internet comedy website
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Feb 1, 2017 20:10
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I perceive acknowledgement of basic life skills as a huge compliment
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Feb 1, 2017 20:55
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I am a human being and I deserve to be treated with respect
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Feb 1, 2017 21:23
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I'm 20 feet tall.
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Feb 1, 2017 23:07
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you're actually dreaming right now and you should wake up because you're going to be late.
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Feb 1, 2017 23:55
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i can count to infinity
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Feb 2, 2017 04:56
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I get some disbelief when I tell people my age. I'm 29, but most people think I'm in high school, or just out of it. I was once working at a record store and had some guy come up to me and say "You're allowed to work here?! How old are you?!" He thought I was 15 when I was 26.
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Feb 2, 2017 07:23
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My dick is double jointed.
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Feb 2, 2017 07:49
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I have dozens of skydives but I've never jumped out of a plane.
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Feb 2, 2017 08:27
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I can remember a lot of things from my past. A few of my memories go as far back as me being three years old. If I was locked away I could happily life in the past, replaying things in my head. I do this far too often now anyway. I can't understand how some people barely know what happened a month ago. But then again they are better at filtering out the white noise. When I understood what it means to read I learned reading in three weeks. I read a lot in my youth until computers came along. Despite the above I am neither clever nor too well functioning.
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Feb 2, 2017 15:15
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I hugged a girl once.
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Feb 2, 2017 22:09
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Struck by lightning twice, 2 years in a row on the same day.
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Feb 2, 2017 23:03
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Icon Of Sin posted:Struck by lightning twice, 2 years in a row on the same day. You need to stop touching yourself so much.
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Feb 4, 2017 03:00
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im really good at math because my brain associates numbers w/ sounds and shapes an example: the number one "looks" sort of like a straw or a pole and "sounds" sort of like the word 'won.' took me a long time to realize how special i was
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Feb 4, 2017 06:27
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I'm a member of the National Geographic Society.
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Feb 4, 2017 08:20
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Calibanibal posted:im really good at math because my brain associates numbers w/ sounds and shapes This is for real, and you should dedicate your life to numbers if you want to discover a new prime number or solve a crazy unknown equation or whatever. You may have a bright future in physics if you're not lazy. I totally understand if you don't, because gently caress that boring life lol. Numbers aren't 'fun' and neither is math. I see numbers in a similar way. I don't mean to hijack the thread, but what do the numbers, 3, 6, 7, 8, and 9 mean to you? I know it's not a simple answer to put into words, and you may have to write a lot, but drat. I'm curious to know, because those numbers mean some serious poo poo to me.
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Feb 4, 2017 10:54
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I have memories from when I was less than a year old. My dad didn't believe me, telling me that it wasn't possible, so I described one to him and he admitted that it had happened. Edit: This isn't some sort of "joking" "my daddy touched me" post, he was fixing a lawn mower and my mother was pregnant with my brother
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Feb 4, 2017 19:02
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504 posted:You need to stop touching yourself so much. Harsh, but fair 
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Feb 4, 2017 20:08
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Professor Shark posted:I have memories from when I was less than a year old. My dad didn't believe me, telling me that it wasn't possible, so I described one to him and he admitted that it had happened. Yeah, you made those memories up. Memory is fluid and you just pieced poo poo together from stuff you know and your dad verified it like an idiot, further cementing the fake memories. None of your memories are 100 percent accurate and most are very wrong and embellished. You should dedicate your life to math or something. I know because I'm as old as time and no one believes me for some reason.
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Feb 4, 2017 20:21
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JoelJoel posted:Yeah, you made those memories up. Memory is fluid and you just pieced poo poo together from stuff you know and your dad verified it like an idiot, further cementing the fake memories. None of your memories are 100 percent accurate and most are very wrong and embellished. I think that the ultimate twist would be that my sister was adopted when I was 4 and my mother miscarried, or something hackish like that
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Feb 4, 2017 21:59
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The idiot youngest from my brood has a funny way of vividly remembering things from before she was born.
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Feb 4, 2017 23:11
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I LIKE COOKIE posted:
I'm a lot like Calibanibal too, I can visualize the number 8 like two circles on top of each other, and it sounds like "ate".
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Feb 6, 2017 08:02
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I mastered video editing at age 4 and could read at age 3.
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Feb 7, 2017 23:49
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People don't believe me when I say I've had malaria. People also call bullshit on me when I say once when I was working door to door, I got everybody to give me a "Woah Bundy!" during the morning pep rally. I dunno why people would call BS on either of those? Everybody believes me when I say I was in the top 10% of Canada/7% for Ontario for grade 10 math though. Which is bewildering, because I can barely add 6+37 these days.
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Feb 8, 2017 00:39
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My dick is big
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Feb 8, 2017 23:50
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I Jeb Bush.
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Feb 9, 2017 00:26
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God answers my prayers
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Feb 10, 2017 06:04
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I once had to sign a contract saying I wouldn't sell components for guided missile systems with a range greater than 500 miles to non-Nato countries.
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Feb 10, 2017 06:43
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I lie a lot so no one believes most things I say.
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Feb 10, 2017 11:34
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All the sentences I write are false.
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Feb 10, 2017 16:18
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N. Senada posted:All the sentences I write are false. Including that one right there? 
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Feb 11, 2017 00:48
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I found out that apparently a lot of my classmates back in high school did not believe I had Polynesian ancestry. It came as a shock to me because it never occurred to me this is something people would lie about. Some people claim they can tell (but only after they learn somehow) but I think I just look white. On the other hand my half-siblings definitely don't, so I just hit the genetic lottery there.
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Feb 11, 2017 13:47
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landgrabber posted:I grasped basics of video editing at age five, and could read coherently by the time I was four years old. Whenever I tell people about that stuff, they think I am bullshitting/trying to sound smart/really desperate to be cool in an out of touch way. So, I'd like to hear if there's anything remarkable that goons around here have experienced or live with. I don't believe you.
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Feb 11, 2017 14:50
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I think this is a good thread.
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