Tell me things about yourself that no one believes when you tell them.

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Tell me things about yourself that no one believes when you tell them.

The General: Mar 4, 2007

People don't believe me when I say I've had malaria. People also call bullshit on me when I say once when I was working door to door, I got everybody to give me a "Woah Bundy!" during the morning pep rally. I dunno why people would call BS on either of those?

Everybody believes me when I say I was in the top 10% of Canada/7% for Ontario for grade 10 math though. Which is bewildering, because I can barely add 6+37 these days.