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Professor Shark posted:I have memories from when I was less than a year old. My dad didn't believe me, telling me that it wasn't possible, so I described one to him and he admitted that it had happened. Yeah, you made those memories up. Memory is fluid and you just pieced poo poo together from stuff you know and your dad verified it like an idiot, further cementing the fake memories. None of your memories are 100 percent accurate and most are very wrong and embellished. You should dedicate your life to math or something. I know because I'm as old as time and no one believes me for some reason.
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Feb 4, 2017 20:21
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The idiot youngest from my brood has a funny way of vividly remembering things from before she was born.
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Feb 4, 2017 23:11
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I once met an engineer that wasn't an rear end in a top hat. He also drove a beamer and didn't have those blue gently caress off headlights perpetually set to highbeams.
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Feb 25, 2017 21:20
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You must have read the thread title wrong, because I deeeefinitely believe that you're dumb as hell.
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Mar 5, 2017 23:04
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Control Volume posted:I was run over by an unmanned golf cart as a child. So what'd you do to piss your mum off so much?
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Mar 10, 2017 04:48
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I half remember being a sperm. My egg memories are all lost.
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Mar 14, 2017 22:28
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I still remember being a sperm.
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Mar 26, 2017 01:05
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Yeah, not outright calling bs, cause who knows, but usually these things have a much more simple explanation like solar orientation. Just cause you don't know you're doing it doesn't mean you aren't.
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