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i got bitten by a tree frog once
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Mar 4, 2017 08:30
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i ate a man in tennessee
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Mar 4, 2017 12:39
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i'm dumb as hell, perpetually angry and have no sense of smell
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Mar 6, 2017 03:42
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1 - insecure rear end in a top hat with insatiable craving for power 2 - petulant and snide 3 - seriously gently caress this neurotic ungrateful piece of 4 - okay, a bit of a nerd 5 - serious personality problems here, changes like the weather, insults me and then pretends it never happened 6 - sexual deviant 7 - fat, smug and over-qualified for its job 8 - who the gently caress does it think it is strutting around like that 9 - doing its best in very difficult circumstances 10 - ugh
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Mar 8, 2017 07:05
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i can sound a shofar with my rear end
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Mar 14, 2017 02:56
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i am allergic to success and it could kill me
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Mar 19, 2017 04:16
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i'm a soul man
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Mar 20, 2017 06:00
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small metal objects are attracted to my anus
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Apr 1, 2017 01:04
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