Tell me things about yourself that no one believes when you tell them.

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Tell me things about yourself that no one believes when you tell them.

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

I have memories from when I was less than a year old. My dad didn't believe me, telling me that it wasn't possible, so I described one to him and he admitted that it had happened.

Edit: This isn't some sort of "joking" "my daddy touched me" post, he was fixing a lawn mower and my mother was pregnant with my brother

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Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

JoelJoel posted:

Yeah, you made those memories up. Memory is fluid and you just pieced poo poo together from stuff you know and your dad verified it like an idiot, further cementing the fake memories. None of your memories are 100 percent accurate and most are very wrong and embellished.

You should dedicate your life to math or something.

I know because I'm as old as time and no one believes me for some reason.

I think that the ultimate twist would be that my sister was adopted when I was 4 and my mother miscarried, or something hackish like that

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