Tell me things about yourself that no one believes when you tell them.

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Tell me things about yourself that no one believes when you tell them.

504: Feb 2, 2016; by R. Guyovich

Nobody believes I have a crazed burning desire to murder the creator of dull threads.

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504: Feb 2, 2016; by R. Guyovich

Icon Of Sin posted:

Struck by lightning twice, 2 years in a row on the same day.

You need to stop touching yourself so much.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 03:00

504: Feb 2, 2016; by R. Guyovich

My earliest memorie is going to a dance with dad and coming home with mom.

No, but really, you can't remember anything from before you are three. Anything you think you can remember is a fake memory, this is well established by actual doctors and scientists.

You are not special, you are not the one in a billion, you are not right because you "really know you're right".

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 13:45

504: Feb 2, 2016; by R. Guyovich

Don't be the "Oh I know this applies to most people but I'm special, honest" in this thread.

You are not special.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 08:00

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