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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Tell me things about yourself that no one believes when you tell them.
 
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Arash
Mar 14, 2017

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When I was 4 I figured out Santa wasn't real on my own by watching documentaries on the science channel. I debated my parents on how Santa couldn't be real (the best I could at 4). For context I was watching a documentary on light or something and I learned that nothing could travel faster than light. Later I saw a documentary on Christmas and learned that Santa would have to travel faster than light to deliver presents all over the world in one night. I connected the dots. Despite this I still believed in the Easter Bunny because my mom told me that there were actually more than one bunnies that hid eggs. I thought this to be a plausible explanation.

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