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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Give Don West the book

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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Julio Cruz posted:

I can't believe that TNA

Someone make a list where every bad decision TNA has ever made starts with this sentence

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

bradzilla posted:

Excuse me, the official TNA canon is "We Just Need ___"

We just need to not re-sign the Hardys

We just need the Hardys to win every title in North America

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Endless Mike posted:

Post the action figure

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Tato posted:

I expected Aron Rex's mighty palm to deck the nazi. I'm disappointed.

Alternatively, Aron Rex is the nazi getting punched by his own appearing onscreen palm

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

GeneX posted:

I remember a children's book by Louis Sachar where one of the kids was revealed to be a dead rat wearing like 50 coats

Aron Rex is a dead rat

I want to say that this is from one of the Wayside School books but I can't quite place it.

If TNA had a stable comprised entirely of Wayside School gimmicks I might actually start watching again.

zetamind2000 fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Feb 5, 2017

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


TNA is Nietzsche's eternal recurrence played-out in real-time and it's loving beautiful.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

grack posted:

TNA's entire history is them coming up with horrible heel stables.

"The GAY community!?" made it all worth it, though.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Maxwell Lord posted:

Wait they're going to cut the roster further

Like how

They fire everyone except Jarrett, Russo, and the Harris brothers.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


Aron Rex's new gimmick

edit: Aron Rex, not Aaron Rex, goddamn that's a terrible way of spelling a terrible name

zetamind2000 fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Feb 16, 2017

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

The Senator Giroux posted:

They can relaunch Planet Jarrett so Aron can wear a Slap Nut Slut shirt

Followed by the announcement that they are now selling Slap Nut Slut Blvd. street signs.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

MinibarMatchman posted:

jesus christ jeff jarrett loving sucks

Still not as pathetic as his GFW gold pyramid scheme

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


Matt and Jeff are going to stay at the far back of the poster until they resign with the company.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

Do YOU like schedule?

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


TNA Discussion for March's deal is not a deal until it’s a deal

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

El Estrago Bonito posted:

Yes but on TNA's budget you're probably looking at riding lawnmowers.

If this includes Señor Benjamin riding a third lawnmower to ref the match it would be worth every penny that TNA doesn't have

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Bring back Jerry Jarrett.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

whiteyfats posted:

"A reverse battle royal match with the girls... gently caress you, Vince Russo, just gently caress you."

"They had to pretend to not to be able to climb the ropes. 'Oh god, I'm so blown up!'"

Although that was for the other reverse battle royal match. Why the gently caress did TNA do more than one, were they are the same PPV?

zetamind2000 fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Feb 25, 2017

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


What if he came out each week and cut a promo about his gold pyramid scheme?

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Aye Doc posted:

http://www.pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.php?id=108009

the part of this i enjoyed the most is that the offer to the hardys includes tna approving their outside bookings and the hardys pay 10% of their outside earnings back into the company. lmbo

quote:

We are also told that the Hardys have offered to come to this week's TV tapings and drop the belts if requested, but as of right now, there's been no agreement that could or will be happening. There is a chance they will not work TNA's Impact Wrestling TV tapings, which are scheduled for 3/2-3/5 in Orlando at Universal Studios.

hahahaha holy poo poo

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Aye Doc posted:

more very encouraging news from PWInsider. karen jarrett fans, be excited!!!!!

But at least the talent will still get TV exposure!

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


TNA Discussion for March is Dead 2.0 (Not about Regal)

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

So this brings their roster down to like 12 people right

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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

DJExile posted:

Bram, Josh, Pope, JJ... uh.... Wolves, EC3, Crazzy Steevvee, Spud, ummm... gail kim?

That's honest to god all I can think of

E: Aron Rex!

Also Abyss and Lashley.

So basically 13 total if Jarrett is willing to wrestle full-time.

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