We must secure the existence of our company and a future for TNA Wrestling

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

No joke, I kinda want to buy a Brown Bag Special

The DVDs would be hilarious, at least

# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 10:42

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 09:31

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I dunno if Russo can do anything to improve Eli Drake's gimmick of calling everyone DUMMY, that's pretty high-level stuff.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 06:56

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Remember when Hernandez joined Beat Down Clan and they were in nearly every segment, but then Lucha Underground said TNA couldn't show him on TV because he was still under contract?

# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 23:31

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I never want this company to die

Just staggering along fueled by incompetence and an increasingly dumber series of money marks until the sun explodes

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 16:38

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I'm sure they'll be fine without the Hardys, they still have the star power of Mike and Maria and that guy who calls everyone "dummy"

# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 21:30

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

The next step is "we can't actually pay you anything, but think of the exposure!"

e:fb

# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 01:30

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Dr. Dirt posted:

Are the Bollywood Boys still GFW Tag Champs?

They've been on NXT/205 Live very recently, gonna guess no.

Wikipedia confirms: tag titles are vacant.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 02:40

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

If you want a vision of the future, imagine Eli Drake calling a mutant cockroach "dummy" -- forever.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 22:53

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

skaboomizzy posted:

I'm sure they'll be fine without the Hardys, they still have the star power of Mike and Maria and that guy who calls everyone "dummy"

welp

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 03:17

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I thought Maria did an interview where she talked about going to Full Sail to learn production stuff.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 03:32

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Chris James 2 posted:

That was shortly after the Corgan lawsuit decision where she said she was leaving wrestling sooner than later, so I don't know why anyone would have taken that to mean "WWE-bound"

I didn't, I took her to mean she really was gonna retire soon. I dunno if Mike is ready to hang it up, though.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 03:36

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