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New England Patriots
Atlanta Falcons
I'm a piece of poo poo idiot who doesn't watch football
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bengy81
May 8, 2010
Can the NFL
Do anything for the Pats?
To ward off deaths throes?

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Wrapped up a road trip today. Expected to get home around halftime, maybe a little after, anticipating 20something-0 for the Pats.

Very happy to tune in just in time for that loving pick six to make it 21-0 Falcons.

Get hosed, Brady. I hope you have to cry yourself to sleep on a bed of cash next to a naked Gisele.

Goddamnit.

Edit: Are 2 of every 3 commercials for a lovely show on Fox?

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Holy poo poo did you see?
That babe? the white bikini?
A good commercial.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Lady Gaga show
is starting right about now.
Ia! Ia! Hail Satan!

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
Local Fox channel
Airing lovely local ads
gently caress Middle Georgia

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
What's with this haiku poo poo?
gently caress poetry
The Gaga halftime was bananas
Did you see those loving drones?
Bring on Skynet

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Can't wait to watch this National Geographic LGBTQ show

bengy81
May 8, 2010
This just in folks!
Watched most of this crap game
Football is still dumb

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
A great thirst takes hold
Brady's tears are delicious
My cup runneth over

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Ha ha ha ha ha
Learn to not suck at football
gently caress you Tom brady

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

History is made
To overtime now we go
Hate the Patriots

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
How many virgins
did Belichick sacrifice
during halftime show

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
there is no god but
allah and mohammed is
his messenger bitch

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
gently caress this dumb haiku poo poo
Suck a gently caress Patriots I hope they find brady dead in his hotel room from choking on too much cock

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

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pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
gently caress this haiku poo poo

GOOOOAAAATTTTT

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
gently caress this gay earth, nuke everything.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Suck my dick from the back, Brady, you cheating piece of poo poo.

How did you gently caress that up, Atlanta? Jesus.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Haiku rule is suspended, please begin Patriot hate.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Mother fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffucker

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

lmao

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

hahhhahaha holy gently caress

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
someone put matt ryan on suicide watch please

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Especially pissed because my bandwagoning roommate went apeshit. "I've been a fan of them since the beginning!"

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i took a nap instead of watching the game

brains
May 12, 2004

the fans booing roger goodell hahahaha

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009
gently caress, another year
Of obnoxious dumb pats fans
Suck dick from the back

Suicide Watch fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Feb 6, 2017

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Why would we expect anything differently. The league will be better with Brady and bellichick retired.

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i took a nap instead of watching the game

That's ok, the Falcons took a nap instead of playing it.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i missed out on most of the season this year due to family stuff and the Bills did poo poo, so i had very little enthusiasm tbh

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I tried to explain the ground rules to my Koreans before the national anthem. Then I slowly just added rule explanation as we went ahead. Explained interception literally half a minute before it happened. Had them basically apathetic in the bottom of the second quarter, because "it's probably not going to be competitive".

I explained on-side kicks and then left for a friend's place for some more beers. Promised my Koreans I'd be back for the fourth quarter to make them some more chili cheese nachos.

Raced home for the fourth quarter thinking it couldn't possibly still end up being a close game.






:stare:

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band
Once again I wandered off before a sure thing wraps up thinking all is good and right with the world to come back to come back and find it's all turned to poo poo.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
lol gg

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Can somebody explain the tying two points to me? I saw the flag go out but the ball carrier never got his feet into the end zone. How was that a score?

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Can somebody explain the tying two points to me? I saw the flag go out but the ball carrier never got his feet into the end zone. How was that a score?

Placement of ball.

Feet only matter with a catch, i.e, both feet have to be in-bounds.

If you just run it up the middle and hold the ball outward and it crosses the goal line without being knocked out of your hands, you score.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.


:perfect:

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

holocaust bloopers posted:

Oh Julio Jones
Oh my god, my god that boy
Eat my dick, Brady

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Fourteen - zero, heh
SMDFTB Pats
Belichick licks taint

bengy81 posted:

Atlanta is good?
Tom Brady tears soak the turf
Bill caught cursing live!

Mr. Nice! posted:

Eat loving poo poo T*m Br*dy

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Naked Bear posted:

Eat poo poo, Tom Brady
Eat poo poo, you suck at football
Eat poo poo, Tom Brady

Godholio posted:

Wrapped up a road trip today. Expected to get home around halftime, maybe a little after, anticipating 20something-0 for the Pats.

Very happy to tune in just in time for that loving pick six to make it 21-0 Falcons.

Get hosed, Brady. I hope you have to cry yourself to sleep on a bed of cash next to a naked Gisele.

Goddamnit.

Edit: Are 2 of every 3 commercials for a lovely show on Fox?

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Naked Bear posted:

A great thirst takes hold
Brady's tears are delicious
My cup runneth over

Slim Pickens posted:

Ha ha ha ha ha
Learn to not suck at football
gently caress you Tom brady

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Sportsball did it again.

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