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Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

bub spank posted:

Is it the 3.5mil salary?

$4.75 and probably, yes.

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Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)


UhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Teemu Pokemon posted:

Paul Cartier would probably crush Brass Bonanza on the organ I am down

:agreed:

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Goalies get assymetric leg pads. One like the modern ones, and one more like a skater's. A harder, more armorlike leg protector.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)



Isles do the drat thing in OT.




Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

"Hey Claude? It's Garth. Um... I was wondering... y'know... if you wanted to.... Would you wanna come over and play hockey for a bit? You can even sleep over! There's room in the basement! We can eat pizza rolls, and Tavares is really cool. "


There once was a team in Boston
Who had a good coach then tossed 'im.
The Isles gave him a call
Cause their point total was small
I don't care how much it'll cost 'em


Tavares, please stay.
We'll get a winger and coach
We're really trying

Rotten Cookies fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Feb 7, 2017

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Isles, you already fired Capuano, c'mon, don't gently caress it up now

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)


Pro name change

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

e:f,b.



But yes. Hype, unrealistic expectations, playing behind a real bad Islanders team, and injuries riggitywrecked DiPi. Also, DiPietro was hurt by the Brodeur rule.


It's wild that the Isles traded away Luongo and Olli Jokinen for Mark Parrish and Oleg Kvasha. To make room for DiPietro. What the gently caress, man.

Rotten Cookies fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Feb 8, 2017

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

bewbies posted:

See Iafrate, Al for another example of a player who had the physical ability to be one of the best of all time but whose brain didn't work quite as well as the rest of him

Yep, checks out.

"Empty net goals are for faggots"

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

AsInHowe posted:

Red Wings owner Mike Ilitch has passed away, according to sources close to the family.

Are you sure


RIP in pizza.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

That high sticking is loving ridiculous. Strap him to a gently caress bench for 10 games

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

AsInHowe posted:

Here's another bad sign, albeit more of an apocryphal one: the Red Wings' All-Star was Frans Nielsen, and he has been invisible on the ice. I can't honestly remember a time when I thought that wow, Nielsen's really having a great shift/game.

The most memorable part of his season has been shooting pucks into little nets in the skills competition.

Frans come back baby

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Isles are orange
but also blue
Tavares still needs
a winger or two

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Need to win games
GM's getting pushy
HEY HANRAHAN
SUZANNE SUCKS PUSSY!

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
What was Hasek
supposed to do?!

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

CONGRATS HAS

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

BAN THC


Two down, one to go

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

I hope the Doug Weight Experiment doesn't come crashing down now that Julien is off the market.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

JawKnee posted:

I bet Therrien goes to the Avs or Isles

Hey gently caress you

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Chara also had to deal with the embarrassment of playing on a Fisherman Isles team.



That Nyquist suspension is a joke. Chop off his fingers and his toes and also slap his pee-pee

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

a false posted:

ive already posted this elsewhere but i am posting it here also because it is hockey related: last night i went to rangers - islanders game with my dad and cousin and uncle and the game was good but by far the best part of the experience was when this drunk loud 30 year old behind us who kept trying to start "JT (john tavares, captain of the new york islanders) SWALLOWS" chants which no one was interested in following along with got mercilessly owned by a 12 year old islanders fan further down his row who shouted "LOOKS LIKE YOU SWALLOW A LOT OF PORK CHOPS BIG BOY *slaps stomach*" and the guy tried to come up with a good comeback and couldnt and the kid went "WHATS THE MATTER, DID YOU JUST GET OUTSMARTED BY A 12 YEAR OLD" and the guy got extremely red and mad and started cursing out the kid and the guys girlfriend told him "you're arguing with a loving child, grow up" and he protested that the kid started it and she told him she didnt want to talk to him until he stops being a loving baby and i was extremely happy to watch this mans total emasculation at the hands of a preteen

I'm havin' a good giggle over this. Mostly over the "You swallow a lot of pork chops, big boy!"

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

abuse culture. posted:

He's going to play until he's no longer in insane gambling debt

Which is gonna be pretty rough when Vegas takes him

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Ginette Reno posted:

What other player inspired loyalty like this? Best leader of all time.



I'm the butthole in the middle of the WTC mushroom cloud.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Noted schlub John Tavares a career -29. Just slightly worse than Cal Clutterbuck's -25.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Aphrodite posted:

John Tavares actually isn't elite though.

What's your criteria? PPG above one?


Wiat gently caress

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

I thought it looked more like S'Pats.




It also looks like an alternate for Genesee Cream Ale.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

loving Islanders.




DJ ZBAD is cool, though. So is Mozzarella

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

I made some dumb poo poo.



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Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Yeah but Bishop, Elliott, Greiss and Miller(lol) are all UFA this summer. I'd take any of them over Neuvirth.

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