Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

a false posted:

you got: The Wrong Hayes

You Hayes'd Yourself

Aye Doc posted:

Alexei Marchenko is also on waivers

are you loving kidding me

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
I hope someone claims Marchenko burn this loving team to the ground

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Levitate posted:

how good is marchenko? like, should the Rangers be clamoring at the door to pick him up if he lasts that long since their right side is a disgustingly barren wasteland of poo poo?

His ceiling is probably 2nd pairing guy but yes absolutely, especially for free

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
Paul Cartier would probably crush Brass Bonanza on the organ I am down

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
Ken Holland is an orange skinned menace who built an empire on reputation that he gained from using a supremely wealthy benefactor's bankroll to ride the hard work and insight of others

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
gently caress Ken Holland

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
If I PM someone my address, can you come over and beat me to death with a club

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
Holland is fulfilling his destiny. Enjoy your 1st rounder, Leafs.

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Things I don't believe for $200

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
Goddamn Gretzky threading the loving needle like it's nothing

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
No goalies just play 5v5 with nets down

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
Yeah that one was confusing the hell out of me


Matt Zerella is a very pro name and I'll be mad if someone in RAS isn't named that by the end of the day

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Matt Zerella posted:

Rest easy, friend.

Excellent

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Stretch Marx posted:

There are currently only two teams in the Atlantic division that have positive goal differentials. And one of them has 9 rookies. Atlantic real bad.

3 of them will make the playoffs because reasons

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
Wings win the lottery pls

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
How the Wings have the 4th "best" loss on that list is beyond me

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
N: Jonathan "living $4M pylon" Ericsson out 2 months with a broken hand

V: good thing we can replace him on the top pairing with Marche

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
Meanwhile, let's check in on 26-year old Nick Jensen and his unsustainable 35 p/82 pace who totally isn't Brian Lashoff mk. II

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Gio posted:

looking forward to when half the red wings arent on the payroll anymore

so 2022

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
I guess this means that M. Night Shyamalan's Tales From The Crypt reboot is definitely a go

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Aphrodite posted:

drat, Mike Illitch ruined the Lightning.

Ah, the Reverse Robocop: saves Detroit in the first act then demolishes it at the end

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

AsInHowe posted:

I think an appropriate memorial would be firing Ken Holland

This is going to be the reverse of Pete Rose and ABG, Ken Holland just became GM for life

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
WELL HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Schremp Howard posted:

How many sports owners would we honestly consider bad though? Marge Schott and Donald Sterling are more immediate answers but most seem content to just scam tax payers out of money.

Jeffery Loria, the Maloofs, almost everyone in the EPL.

Also George Steinbrenner is probably burning in hell


e: James Dolan obviously

Teemu Pokemon fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Feb 11, 2017

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Infidel Castro posted:

Probably because a lot of us know people who got suckered into the Amway pyramid scheme.

Mike Illitch certainly loves a bankrupt city enough to get it to pay $250 million for an arena with a stupid name

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
I hope some wings fan starts an online petition to rename the arena after Illitch. I would sign that irl


mike illitch memorial arena with the little caesar's logo on the roof except the little spear guy is the cryptkeeper

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Krime posted:

Let's have ol' Gustav line up some folks here...

Post your team and who Gustav should do his best work on...

PIT - MAF

justin abdelkader

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

DJExile posted:

I have a hard time imagining what mess the Flyers would be with contracts right now if Holmgren were still GM and damned if the Wings aren't giving some almost perfect insight into what could have been.


Neodoomium posted:

loving Fire Ken Holland

i have nothing of value to add to this conversation

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

AsInHowe posted:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Justin Abdelkader hasn't scored since November 26th
And he's signed through 2022-23 at $4.25 million per year

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I will kill Ken Holland
Then myself too

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Rotten Cookies posted:

BAN THC


Two down, one to go

Everybody is laughing and cornholing except for Buster

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

corn on the cop posted:

so, they really got rid of PK for nothing

So shines a good deed in a weary world

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

JawKnee posted:

I bet Therrien goes to the Avs or Isles

Please lord

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
So Anthony Stolarz is my new favorite goalie

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Sharks Eat Bear posted:

honestly, i think this is fine. afaik nyquist has no history of dirtiness, it was obviously a terrible and violent high stick that deserves punishment, but 6 games seems ok to me. i wouldn't be outraged if it was more games, but i have a feeling that for a player like nyquist, missing 6 games is a reasonable deterrent for any future behavior like this

e: i think the DOPS is way too lenient in general, but IMO i want their attention more focused on the headshots, spearing and clipping/slew-footing that we see over and over, often from repeat offenders, that get no supplemental discipline

Yeah all this. Probably should've been more, but I don't think they necessarily got this wrong just because they get it wrong all the time and we want blood

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
Well nothing obviously because they'd be dead

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

tinstaach posted:

THC will be Banned in its entirety this year, friend

Ken Holland is eternal

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Shawn Cotureier posted:

You can only wonder how much better his career numbers would be if he didn't go to Russia for 3 years

This is fun to speculate about, but Jagr himself has said multiple times that the time in the KHL rejuvenated him and it's very likely that if he never left the NHL, he'd probably be retired right now and this argument would be moot

e: But for fun, I'd say that if he stayed and all his subsequent NHL seasons since his return stayed the same, I'd bet that he'd be ending this season at/around 2100-2150 points

Teemu Pokemon fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Feb 18, 2017

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
Xavier Laflamme
Ogie Oglethorpe
Dean Youngblood
Carter Banks
Adam Banks

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
I still think DiMaggio's hit streak wins if only because it actually doesn't seem like it's terribly unlikely but it's never ever going to loving happen


e: Also Wilt Chamberlain averaging 48.5 minutes per game for a season in a sport where the game is 48 minutes long

Teemu Pokemon fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Feb 19, 2017

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

HookShot posted:

Don Bradman in cricket averaged 99 runs which is pretty much never going to be done again and before you Americans all claim it's not a sport people watch you forget about the billion people in India who do.

I don't know anything about Cricket and it's moon nonsense but even I know that Don Bradman is probably the greatest athlete of all time when compared to the rest of his peers

  • Locked thread