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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Mariana Horchata posted:

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YOU SANK MY JENGASHIP

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 237 days!

Salt Fish posted:

Same, except it's a computer program that's analyzing our posts for keywords so that a drone can be dispatched to our SIM cards once we get a certain score.

Well drat, now I feel a compulsion to rack up as high a score as possible for some reason.

Assassinate Allah in the name of Trump! Admiral Akbar!

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Mariana Horchata posted:

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You're exceeding your clearance. What are you, angel O/A?

[fnord]

[/fnord]

PS> The talk of drone strikes and your avatar make me think of a peak hotness Winona Ryder meeting her end via drone

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

i wonder what it would take to get through nsa's screening algorithms; what magic combination of words would conjure them into this thread / forum to have to wade through thousands of pages of shitposting and trolls

there's something soothing about the notion of clogging up nsa servers with goatse

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Nebakenezzer posted:

You're exceeding your clearance. What are you, angel O/A?

[fnord]

[/fnord]

PS> The talk of drone strikes and your avatar make me think of a peak hotness Winona Ryder meeting her end via drone

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye


Speaking of, is this the thread where we slyly wink at all the hidden data posted in the gifs of SA daily?

[fnord]
[/fnord]

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Nebakenezzer posted:

Speaking of, is this the thread where we slyly wink at all the hidden data posted in the gifs of SA daily?

[fnord]
[/fnord]

Thursday Next
Jan 11, 2004

FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.
Фарт

Буьс

Thursday Next has issued a correction as of 04:41 on Feb 8, 2017

Eebiko
Jan 10, 2016


Commerz posted:

Please forward leaks to me here

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KIND OF A KIM DEAL
Oct 28, 2016

by zen death robot

Nebakenezzer posted:

Speaking of, is this the thread where we slyly wink at all the hidden data posted in the gifs of SA daily?

[fnord]
[/fnord]

No, but this is. :)

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Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe
just in case they check the thread, can i bring a laptop to fema camp??

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

dear cia/ fbi: nice work on flynn, but speed up on trump please tia

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Annual Prophet posted:

dear cia/ fbi: nice work on flynn, but speed up on trump please tia

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
thanks guys I'll forward on your suggestions to the rest of the team

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
What happens when one of the monitors gets probated or banned?

Whiskerando
Mar 13, 2011

hi CIA hows it going sorry you didn't get to kill Castro like you always wanted :(

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Annual Prophet posted:

i wonder what it would take to get through nsa's screening algorithms; what magic combination of words would conjure them into this thread / forum to have to wade through thousands of pages of shitposting and trolls

there's something soothing about the notion of clogging up nsa servers with goatse

threaten to kill a us politician, the site has been shut down temporarily for that

i still give a full throated chuckle when ever i happen to see just such a post; i like fear, as it makes me feel alive

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

I'd love to congratulate the fine folks in the CIA that found their balls (or ovaries, which are the female equivalent thereof)

I hope more of you find yours soon

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Wanna party with some Intelligence Community honeys - you have my deets

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

I'd love to congratulate the fine folks in the CIA that found their balls (or ovaries, which are the female equivalent thereof)

I hope more of you find yours soon

:agreed:

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Could you guys "influence" the DNC chair election to get Ellison or Buttigieg elected? I know you guys are into that sort of thing.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


breaking news: cia monitor suspended without pay after being caught selling government LSD over sa mart

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFT3AhxwCzU

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Nebakenezzer posted:

[fnord][/fnord]

please don't emptypost

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
IMO now that we are protected by COMODO, INC

The :nsa: is helpless against out onslaught of dank memes

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




intel agencies that dontpost here: nsa, navy intel, counterintelligence office, mi6, air force intel, any other non-military dod, any non-anglosphere

intel agencies that post here but notin cspam: dea (tfr and gbs), marine intel (tfr, gbs, adtrw), inr (lurk d&d, post in dc lanparty thread, some e/n), coast guard intel (pet island, gip, tcc)

intel agencies tgat post in cspam: fbi (drplump), army intel (oiled & ready, also previously smoothrich), cia (schnorkles, paranoid randroid), nasa interstellar psychic defense force (powerball, turdfuzz)

hon. mention: former assistant deputy director ofcentral intelligence for collection [1983-88] (baloogan)

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Dear NSA: let's not overanalize this beautiful little fling.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Chokes McGee posted:

please don't emptypost

You...can't read what's between the fnord tags?

Yes an emptypost, my mistake

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

wouldn't it be fun for every single case officer to resign, effective immediately :)

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Can I apply through this thread? I'm sure you guys already have my resume and a record of my life.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Squizzle posted:

intel agencies that dontpost here: nsa, navy intel, counterintelligence office, mi6, air force intel, any other non-military dod, any non-anglosphere

intel agencies that post here but notin cspam: dea (tfr and gbs), marine intel (tfr, gbs, adtrw), inr (lurk d&d, post in dc lanparty thread, some e/n), coast guard intel (pet island, gip, tcc)

intel agencies tgat post in cspam: fbi (drplump), army intel (oiled & ready, also previously smoothrich), cia (schnorkles, paranoid randroid), nasa interstellar psychic defense force (powerball, turdfuzz)

hon. mention: former assistant deputy director ofcentral intelligence for collection [1983-88] (baloogan)

Lastgirl is an MI6 operative so the brits are most def reading and posting here...and iirc Al! is with ALF/ELF (with possibly ties to FARC), and NCTV is obv a sleeper cell/recruitment gateway - im p sure ur with MOSSAD...oh and Baloogan is ATF ofc






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Mariana Horchata has issued a correction as of 03:17 on Feb 18, 2017

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I'm in the Frumentarii.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Eifert Posting posted:

I'm in the Frumentarii.

just guessing but tgats gotta be like a technical term for tge foreskin of any gracile ungulate

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
*Makes note to crucify Squizzle*

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




not gonna be easy when your wearing an antelopes molted dick as a onesie

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Mariana Horchata posted:

Lastgirl is an MI6 operative so the brits are most def reading and posting here...and iirc Al! is with ALF/ELF (with possibly ties to FARC), and NCTV is obv a sleeper cell/recruitment gateway - im p sure ur with MOSSAD...oh and Baloogan is ATF ofc

[fnord]file attach SA/CSPAM/Mantlepiece; Mariana Horchata confirmed as Wynona Ryder

Horchata should be sorted under project GOONSTABLE; useful as a brake on the resurgence of turbulent factions within CSPAM

can possibly recruit if I reveal my tragic past/[fnord]

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Eifert Posting posted:

*Makes note to crucify Squizzle*

*pays a few Jewish sicarios to knife Eifert Posting in an alley in Pergamon*

Agentes in rebus supremacy biiiitch

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

Mariana Horchata posted:

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ah gently caress my blurays have become decrypted

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Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

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