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Peanut President posted:Maybe they (nascar) should just go loving bankrupt already because gently caress this stupid poo poo. If you think this is bad, wait until you see a post-bankruptcy NASCAR that's propped up by investors desperately trying to appeal to millennials.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 13:38 |
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algebra testes posted:It can't be worse than death throws period Champ Car. It totally can.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 15:16 |
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Cygni posted:DAYTONA BEACH, February 3, 2027 - Ten-time NASCAR Champion Jimmie Johnson has won his 4th straight Daytona 500 Pole presented by "Ow! My Balls!" for tonight's SJWs Are The Real Fascists Daytona 500. NASCAR president Mike Helton praised the new 1-day format for the full field of 22 entries across all classes, all using the new for 2017 spec-1.6 Liter 4 Cylinder Chevy Cruz racecars. Oil tycoon heir and reality programming sensation Ayden Tillerson claimed pole in the Grand National Sportsman class for gentleman drivers after qualifying was marred by six accidents in class. He will start 9th in the combined field, and has been granted three Red Bull Speed Tokens and an additional Joker Lap presented by Marvel Comics from in app fan purchases. At least 50% of this will actually happen.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 19:13 |
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The last time Junior won the 500 I got drat near "Steelers win the Super Bowl"-levels of excited, so yeah, let's do that poo poo.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 00:02 |
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:They were probably banking on her to move a lot of product but somehow didn't figure that there isn't a lot of crossover in Nascar fans and People who eat fig bars. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvi9zpHlrvg
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 04:35 |
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kidcoelacanth posted:How is "get excited for the biggest race of the year, here are some cool race cars. maybe have some friends over too" out of touch? Like what the gently caress is the alternative? Because they still have not realized they aren't going to recapture the casual viewers they had 10-15 years ago, and that's who this entire campaign is aimed at.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 01:24 |
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VikingSkull posted:it was one of those screams that was so high pitched only a dog could hear it I'm a millennial so I can hear it too
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 03:38 |
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VikingSkull posted:I dunno, personally I think the segments are the least of NASCAR's issues right now, I'm fine with them. My hope is that the segments work well enough to contrive excitement that NASCAR no longer feels the need to throw unnecessary cautions to bunch the field up. Of course, yes, I am a child.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 15:34 |
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kidcoelacanth posted:I'm watching a compilation of the best finishes from last year (there's a lot of good ones!) and it's incredible to hear just how much DW's commentary these days is just incoherent babbling and blatantly playing favorites. Please take him out of the booth, it's awful. I was watching a clip recently of Johnson's hard it at Daytona a couple years back, where I think Sadler hooks him into the wall, and DW can't stop fawning over Danica's totally out of control car sliding perfectly between two other out of control cars. Sure, it's pretty cool how well it threads the needle, but he's trying to give her credit for it and I'm pretty sure she doesn't even have her hands on the wheel.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 18:19 |
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VikingSkull posted:It worked in Trucks with the caution clock. The fact that we're in agreement on this cannot be a good sign.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 23:52 |
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11 Simple Rhymes To Help You Remember How Dale Earnhardt Died: http://www.clickhole.com/article/11-simple-rhymes-help-you-remember-how-dale-earnha-5632quote:At 5:16 they made the call
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 20:26 |
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SwampYankee posted:There's been a mighty big hole to fill, daslog posted:Dale Sr, he lost his life exploded mummy posted:earnhardt earnhardt burning bright Quantrill posted:Michael Waltrip won today You guys are the best.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 23:41 |
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Elitist Bitch posted:I mean, lots of sportscasters have a trademark phrase. I'm sure there are ones more annoying than DW. No way in hell there's anything worse than DW's catchphrases.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 03:34 |
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dentist toy box posted:Ummm go to Jayski. They ruined it. god loving dammit.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 19:20 |
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exploded mummy posted:earnhardt earnhardt burning bright I'm still laughing about this post.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 23:57 |
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CBJSprague24 posted:NASCAR's going to go full IndyCar and put way too drat many road courses on the schedule. Naturally, they're going to even screw up the addition of road courses by the fact they're rovals and not free-standing facilities. Well, the difference here is that IndyCar road courses are frequently very boring, while NASCAR road courses are usually some of the silliest and most entertaining racing you'll see all year.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 16:34 |
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CBJSprague24 posted:It's the combination of boredom and 2/3rds of the IndyCar schedule being on road courses. They need more ovals. Yes, all of this is true. IMO IndyCar needs to be closer to a 50/50 split, but they only have a 17-race schedule (one of which is the second leg of a doubleheader), so they wouldn't even necessarily need to remove road courses to make it happen. But NASCAR only has two road courses in Cup, right? Out of 36 races? It shouldn't be a stretch to add one or two more.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 16:48 |
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What's Monster going to do to increase NASCAR's popularity? Make everyone wear flat brim hats?
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 18:28 |
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DEMAG posted:Be more marketable to the youth. Boobies and energy drinks carry more clout than phone plans and cell coverage. You don't market to youth per se, you just create a product that is entertaining and not contrived as hell, then distribute it in a way that young people can actually pay for. Monster won't have anything to do with NASCAR's idiotic rule changes, idiotic playoff system, or the fact that they continue to double down on broadcast networks and cable networks. Olds have all these terrible ideas about what millenials want, when in fact millenials just want things that are sincere, and right now NASCAR could not be further from that. It also doesn't help that several of NASCAR's most prominent figures went out and campaigned for our idiot president. Human Grand Prix posted:That's a little harsh... Not really, tbh.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 18:44 |
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daslog posted:More silicon boobies. It has nothing to do with danger. Last year a man jumped out of an airplane without a parachute and landed on a giant net. We don't see this on TV because no one will sit down and watch two hours of ad-riddled preshow just to get to the stunt. They'll just watch the 30 second clip on YouTube. Primetime TV was a thing because it was the only thing. Now it has to compete with everything all the time, and a lot of companies haven't yet learned to live in that world.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 23:12 |
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Focusing on the product is a gross oversimplification. Countless dire sports had huge followings in the pre-internet era, and countless super entertaining sports are on life support today because they lack viewership. People don't flock to whatever's good. CBS exists for a reason.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 00:29 |
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Genocide Tendency posted:And yet the IRL was the one that survived... Because of Indy and only Indy (and because Tony George is a little poo poo).
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 01:56 |
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CBJSprague24 posted:Skip to the start of the race. Michael appears to be reading a script leading up to the first wreck: Commentators always have an enormous amount of notes.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 02:51 |
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SwampYankee posted:Those onboard shots were crazy Any highlights of those around yet?
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 04:02 |
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This is a NASCAR-only safe space.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 21:31 |
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Give me shorter races, fewer stoppages, and less unbearable commentators, and I don't think I'd have much to complain about.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 18:27 |
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kidcoelacanth posted:If your not amped for 3-time Daytona 500 winner Matt Kenseth theirs the door *walks through door*
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 19:16 |
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Anyone got a link to a spotters guide? New Jayski site sucks so much rear end.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 20:53 |
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Yeah I'm not seeing it anywhere.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 21:11 |
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No I mean like an actual spotters guide.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 21:17 |
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CBJSprague24 posted:Weren't they going to condense commercials to the Stage breaks? Huh, I must've been thinking of something else. Thanks!
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 21:28 |
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CBJSprague24 posted:I...don't hate the Stage system? Right? I kinda like it. Feels wrong.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 21:37 |
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This is what turns me off of NASCAR every year. Do your stages, do your cautions, I don't care, but holy loving poo poo will you please go back racing ASAP.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 21:43 |
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Oh for fucks sake
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 22:18 |
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Cygni posted:goodyear quality products at work Gotta love Kyle calling them out.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 22:20 |
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30 minutes of yellow incoming y'all
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 22:55 |
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Human Grand Prix posted:Trevor Bane (???) Trevor Bane of my existence
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 23:16 |
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Whoa, Jimmie's beard owns.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 23:18 |
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OH COME ON
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 23:20 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 04:52 |
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Michael Waltrip is the Ferrari of NASCAR
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 23:23 |