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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/DaleJr/status/950106870554951680

Never change, Junyer. :negative:

The original Tweet, which didn't embed, was asking him about pushing back on phantom debris cautions and stages.

e- The conversation was started by Keselowski, who essentially confirmed (as SRA did when Caution Clock was announced) that NASCAR was putting out boredom cautions.

https://twitter.com/DaleJr/status/950105052982759425

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Jan 8, 2018

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

wicka posted:

Whoops no I’m dumb

Nah, it's all good. I just really appreciate Dale's candor so I'd kind of like him to keep it up.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Peanut President posted:

(flips table) you're all on the list!!!

You know what happens to people...when they disparage the name...of Roy "Buckshot" Jones and his 00 cars? Huh? Do ya?

Hunan Grand Prix...(pulls out clipboard and menacingly clicks pen in the air).....YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

^ God drat.

Monster blew through the deadline they were given (Dec 31) to decide to pick up the two-year option on their title sponsorship, so NASCAR has given them an extension.

http://www.espn.com/jayski/cup/2018/story/_/id/22023804/nascar-president-talks-monster-sponsorship-other-issues

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Lol isn't Monster barely paying anything compared to the Sprint deal anyway

NASCAR wanted $100M and got $20M. Can't remember if that's for the life of the contract or per year.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Chris Neville has retired from broadcasting:

https://twitter.com/chrisneville84/status/951187287941009408

Not that there's a shortage of people who could be pit reporters, but that's Mike Massaro and Chris Neville in two years. Neville was somewhat unique in NASCAR because he was a former driver.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Two Chili Bowls and a Busch Clash for your Friday night racing viewing pleasure: https://cytu.be/r/SASCARWinterHeat

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Cody Coughlin to GMS.

ThorSport and Toyota parted ways exactly one month before Daytona.

Also: https://twitter.com/bobpockrass/status/953309044739072002

Hey, a reason to watch the Olympics now!

e- I'VE DUG 43 HOLES...FOR 43 SOULS:
https://twitter.com/RPMotorsports/status/953087262178365441

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Jan 16, 2018

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

ARCA and Goody's Dash in Winter Heat right now: https://cytu.be/r/SASCARWinterHeat

We had somebody spin on the pace lap in ARCA at Road America, but Austin Cindric hasn't wrecked anyone...yet. Give it time.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


This is a good looking paint scheme.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

If you didn't see the 2016(?) Mid-Ohio race run in a monsoon, you're in luck because we're goonwatching it:

https://cytu.be/r/SASCARWinterHeat

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

iwentdoodie posted:

Also believes she lost her sponsor because the contract was signed while mercury was in retrograde.

It's obviously said sarcastically (I got a laugh), but what's the actual context of this? She's blaming everyone else for losing GoDaddy/Nature's Bakery because she's an awesome driver and nobody else could see it or she's convinced there was some other force which caused them to leave?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

iwentdoodie posted:

Essentially.

And there's no way it's sarcastic. She brings up astrology and crystals and woowoo poo poo wayyyyyy too often over the almost 3 hours for it to be sarcasm.

She doesn't understand why she lost it, is blaming outside forces, and says that it's a big reason behind her retiring.

Wow, part of me wondered if that was a literal description, but I thought "Nah, she can't be that out there." :tinfoil:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I'm starting to wonder if she hasn't had plans locked down for a couple weeks now for Daytona and/or Indy and she/her handlers are being deliberately coy for the PR.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

There's apparently another modification to the Charlotte road course which might be announced as soon as today. :allears:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

dentist toy box posted:

They took some turns out of the infield lol.

Before/after:
https://twitter.com/jim_utter/status/955469526056996864

https://twitter.com/CautionClock20/status/955528391209422848

BMB5150 posted:

No one has corroborated this tweet just yet but here have this.

https://twitter.com/bobpockrass/status/955542929208115206

There was another source suggesting this yesterday. I can't wait for a polished, positive, excited press release from the driver talking about how she's totally confident in Premium Motorsports and is excited to be driving #7 because, well, that was my number, and to be working with Tony Jr. again.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

ThorSport is apparently going to Ford and bought a bunch of BKR's trucks to get started.

This:

BMB5150 posted:

No one has corroborated this tweet just yet but here have this.

https://twitter.com/bobpockrass/status/955542929208115206

...is now official. Premium will go back to #15 after Daytona.

e-

quote:

Patrick has not shown any signs of panic about putting together her two final races, and credited the “positive vibes” that have helped move the project along.

“I’m feeling good energy with the sponsor and team we’ve put together for Daytona,” she said. “I’m convinced that good vibes translate into performance, and I’m definitely feeling the good energy with this sponsor and team.”

Maybe Danica needs to link up with these guys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByupehB_wTk

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Jan 23, 2018

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/BubbaWallace/status/955840084099690498

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I feel like we need a thread dedicated to Good Dale Jr. Tweets:

https://twitter.com/DaleJr/status/956186927887212544

Dale "Grammar Police" Junyer.

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