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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Kes is really smart, he was great in the booth at Daytona since he's such a good plate racer he could offer a lot of insight.

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/quick-takeaways-from-fontana-bk-racing-is-a-great-source-of-caution-flags-so-far-004523566.html

:laffo:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

please be real

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Michael Buffer voice: Boooooooooys have aaaaat iiiiiiit

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

No "Daytona 500 Pole Winner"? hmmmm

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

someone find reddit a new hero

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Wow that was an extraordinarily bad article.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014



not looking good

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

according to that radar it's moving NW

http://www.nascar.com/weather

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

That Sunny D paint scheme owns.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Nascar must be panicking right now. They already have attendance issues and this is the #1 worst thing that could happen as far as that goes.

Good for Jr. though, retire while he's still young and got his health. Now Fox just needs to get him to replace DW in the booth.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I was watching the replay of the race this morning before work and he had some kind of *hillbilly shrieking* episode that he had to apologize for :classiclol:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

:agreed:

Unless he picks up #8 real soon

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

NHRA does an elimination style championship but it fits a bit better with the sport since every weekend is an elimination race. The name The Countdown is dumb af though.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

dentist toy box posted:

I was like 20 beers in by the end of the 500 and just yelling because kyle Larson was in the lead.

So basically DW but more coherent.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

that would own


also Reagan Smith in the 43 for all star

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I think option tires are one of the few good competition related ideas NASCAR has had* in the last decade+.


*stolen

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Excellent new title :golfclap:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Vegas is an awful track, I'd rather not see the last race of the season there.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

He should replace one of his 4 suggestions with "remove all Waltrips from NASCAR television coverage".

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Less power
Bigger aero
More digger
More Waltrips

Make NASCAR great again

We found Brian France's SA account!

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Kyle Busch

is good.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Looking forward to the 2023 Daytona 500*


*500 1 lap races

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

5 lugs is good theater and 1 lug is better in literally every other way so NASCAR will stay with 5.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

before watching anymore than the intro i'm putting my money on helio

e: drat

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

:smith:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Jimmie is a hell of a wheelman but just being a wheelman doesn't win 7 championships so I'm going to go with no.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Norns posted:

Why the gently caress are we stopping races for small paper bags or a glove or some poo poo today?

Commercials and restart drama.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

They are constantly innovating and exploring new areas of stupid.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Fauxhawk Express posted:

And it's gonna get even better next year after Jr retires

I'm picturing a montage of NASCAR execs pitching ideas set to "Push it to the Limit"

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

NASCAR 2019: Owned by CreditOne Bank

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

AND DANICAAAAAA!

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Mike Joy is cool and good.

This weekend is the last week of Fox this season isn't it?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Norns posted:

NASCAR or football have more ads?

i would think football does simply because it has way more viewers to sell poo poo to

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

The somethingawful.com team gave me a real good post button today but sometimes it just comes down to bad luck and you end up with my posts.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

*carefully drinks sewage with the label facing the camera*

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

How would you start and park a post?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


nice, it's even unsponsored



e: also Groin Confidence would be a great username if I didn't already have the best username.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

This combo breaker brought to you by Killer Instinct, coming to steam soon.

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

ouch

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