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I'd like a love poem please |
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Feb 2, 2017 19:34
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Extra saucy please 
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Feb 2, 2017 20:02
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*in opera singer voice* meeeeeee!Ride The Gravitron posted:Extra saucy please Nice av post combo |
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Feb 2, 2017 20:04
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Splatmaster, please tell you how you love me. |
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Feb 2, 2017 21:16
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I can't believe you love me 
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Feb 2, 2017 21:41
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Feb 2, 2017 21:50
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Something nice for V-Day would be really nice to hear...
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Feb 3, 2017 00:44
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I would also like to be wooed |
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Feb 3, 2017 02:41
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I am ready for my poem, my dear! |
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Feb 3, 2017 04:22
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I love your postin', so I'm sure I'd love your poemin'
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Feb 3, 2017 05:45
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Macnult posted:I'd like a love poem please Your wit is sharp and cuts like steel It stabs like pointed knife, It's gratitude that I feel For you in my life. Your humor and your posting Are traits that I most love Your face I confess is a lovely mess But that mask fits like a glove! My love for you is like a dove, Plucked and prepped and baked, With gravy and 'taters on the side And a giant heart-shaped cake! So have a happy Valentine's Day With whomever you happen to be And if you find you're not alone With this card you still have me! 
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Feb 3, 2017 17:41
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Extra saucy please I'd love to ride the Gravitron! I'd wait in line forever- I'd never get off once I got on, And the operater pulled that lever! Once the ride begun to spin And the floor below me fell, Newton loses, Gravitron wins! In the Gravitron gravity well. Pressed up hard against the wall your hug holds me tight, Einstein's equations standing tall Nothing escapes, even light. Surrounded in darkness like a mole, Squeezed hard, I lose the fight, Together we meld, a black hole- And fade, forever lost from sight. 
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Feb 3, 2017 18:00
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alnilam posted:*in opera singer voice* meeeeeee! Alnilam! How do I love thee? Let me count the stars- One, two three there's another, see? Oh wait, my bad that's Mars. Oh, look! It's Orion! Hey, what's that on his belt? Either I'm real high and flyin', Or it's YOU, **my heart melts** You're always there up in the sky No matter where I go, You're my favorite stalker- (I felt you should know) So have a Happy Valentine's Night Up there above the clouds You're a star burning bright You make Orion proud! 
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Feb 3, 2017 18:10
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i would like a love poem about the forbidden but passionate love between the hamburglar and his favorite stepladder, rupert.
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Feb 3, 2017 19:58
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Splatmaster posted:Alnilam! How do I love thee? Splatmaster, your poems are really first rate They fill us with giddies, like on a first date Just thinking about them, I really can't wait! I reach down in my bed and I..... pull up the covers |
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Feb 3, 2017 20:02
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I want to feel loved 
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Feb 3, 2017 21:14
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Feb 3, 2017 21:23
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Splatmaster posted:I'd love to ride the Gravitron! *Swoons* |
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Feb 5, 2017 07:00
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My dearest Splatmaster, This year couldn't have gone faster, Our bromance so strong, It cannot be wrong. Id love a poem from you, I know your heart rings true, On this valentine's day, In your arms I will stay.
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Feb 5, 2017 13:37
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Splatmaster posted:Your wit is sharp and cuts like steel thanks Splatmaster 
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Feb 5, 2017 15:51
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the nectar of a flower is sweet not to every animal only a few but I am one and you are too you have HPV now sorry about that |
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Feb 5, 2017 23:36
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Yes please I would love one! Extra helpings of romance and sensuality pls
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Feb 6, 2017 04:02
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Android Blues posted:Splatmaster, please tell you how you love me. How do I love thee? Funny you'd ask- Can we both agree That I'm up to the task? To answer this question Relevant and rhetorical And did I mention, It must be categorical? On Valentine's Day It's safe to tell How do I love thee? The answer- "quite well"! 
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Feb 6, 2017 14:15
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death sext posted:I can't believe you love me To the grave and beyond- In the afterlife, After mortal bond Is cut like a knife. A voice, it calls, From beyond the grave- Like a hammer it falls, And I cannot be saved. All is uncertain, What happens next? Behind the dark curtain Where dwells Death Sext, I'll tell you what happens, It's safe to say That I'm going to wish you A great Valentine's Day! 
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Feb 6, 2017 14:23
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Manifisto posted:gosh, that would be keen! A manifesto's a declaration, A statement for all to hear- It can be a cause for celebration, A reason for all to cheer! It sets forth intentions, To let the public know- It also usually mentions, How things are meant to go. I've got a declaration, Please hear me when I say, There's reason for elation- Happy Valentine's Day! 
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Feb 6, 2017 14:40
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Splatmaster posted:A manifesto's a declaration, *fans self* well mercy I do declare, that is just the sweetest thing, thank y'll! |
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Feb 6, 2017 15:11
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Splatmaster posted:To the grave and beyond- my ghostly heart has been made warm your words are art such perfect form so now it's time for gratitudes for you, a text "hey splat, send nudes  "
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Feb 6, 2017 16:26
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Twenty Four posted:Something nice for V-Day would be really nice to hear... Six times four is twenty four And so is two times twelve- Three times eight's what I came for, We're not here by ourselves! Five times four and then four more Is Twenty Four again, With integers there's more in store The fun just never ends! There's twenty four hours in a day To occupy our time, Now's a great time for me to say Please be my Valentine! 
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Feb 6, 2017 20:33
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death sext posted:my ghostly heart 
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Feb 6, 2017 20:33
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vanisher posted:I would also like to be wooed There's a love train rolling Coming 'round the bend When the train gets going The ride may never end It announces it's coming It's a loud choo coo With it's engine running It shouts "Woo! Woo!" You've been hit by a train And I hope I won't be sued You've got no one to blame You asked to be wooed! The Love Train's riding On the love line And with perfect timing, Delivers this Valentine! 
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Feb 6, 2017 20:41
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Splatmaster posted:Six times four is twenty four You are the best! Splatmaster writing poems, With Valentines cheer. Posting them for us, As the holiday grows near. One just for me, I enjoyed it a lot! So here is a thank you, I hope it hits the spot!
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Feb 6, 2017 22:45
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Feb 6, 2017 23:07
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Twenty Four posted:You are the best! 
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Feb 7, 2017 01:08
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Splatmaster posted:There's a love train rolling  nice
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Feb 8, 2017 01:44
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i need to feel the love
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Feb 8, 2017 02:01
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Splatmaster posted:I need something to take my mind off of... things. LAST YEAR I had a lot of fun doing this for 'Yobbers so I want to throw myself into it again this year for you all because I love you! I'm going to need one of these Poems. |
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Feb 9, 2017 18:03
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More poems are coming everyone! I hate flu season
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Feb 9, 2017 20:54
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Splatmaster posted:More poems are coming everyone! I hate flu season i'm so sorry you're sick! feel better, my dude!
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