Splatmaster posted:

I'd love to ride the Gravitron!
I'd wait in line forever-
I'd never get off once I got on,
And the operater pulled that lever!

Once the ride begun to spin
And the floor below me fell,
Newton loses, Gravitron wins!
In the Gravitron gravity well.

Pressed up hard against the wall
your hug holds me tight,
Einstein's equations standing tall
Nothing escapes, even light.

Surrounded in darkness like a mole,
Squeezed hard, I lose the fight,
Together we meld, a black hole-
And fade, forever lost from sight.