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sir what is your policy regarding klurfs? *at the dais lowtax makes the throat-slit gesture* klurfs are dead to me.
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*half the crowd yells he's an sjw while the other half yells he's a nazi* *'tax turns to camera, shrugs* "just another day at the office!" *married with children theme plays*
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SCENE: THE poo poo FARM LOWTAX: *shoveling poo poo* "phew it's a rough job but somebody's gotta do it!"
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scene: the oval office aide: sir, the representative has arrived high-pitched familiar voice: hello, mister lowtax lowtax: *turns to camera making the yikes face* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwY84Fg4NsM&t=39s
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Feb 2, 2017 19:42
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*disappears for seven months, comes back, fires staff at random, passes out on couch with percocets and a bottle of whiskey*
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paranoid randroid posted:*disappears for seven months, comes back, fires staff at random, passes out on couch with percocets and a bottle of whiskey* but enough about Donald Trump, post some stuff about Lowtax
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paranoid randroid posted:*disappears for seven months, comes back, fires staff at random, passes out on couch with percocets and a bottle of whiskey* lol
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Feb 6, 2017 20:56
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BLANKET OF FEAR.
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EO: Smash Mouth, eat the eggs
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doom house threequel white house
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Dontrel the Dolphin replaces the bald eagle as the national animal of the United States
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get that OUT of my face posted:Dontrel the Dolphin replaces the bald eagle as the national animal of the United States rich kyanka opens the briefcase carried, turns the key factsareuseless turns the other key needed for two-factor authentication the room is deathly quiet upon the monitor at norad, the radar map of the united states begins to glow as hundreds of GBS-30 ROWDY TROUT ICBMs leave their silos, their trajectories wobbly, intended targets impossible to predict due to the intense vibration action inherent to the design
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Feb 6, 2017 21:40
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it's pretty funny that lowtax was never able to cash out even to the extent that loving moot did lmao
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*Tries as hard as possible to ignore nation he is governing* *Loses Alaska in a bet against infamous German film maker*
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Feb 7, 2017 00:08
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I didn't even notice until now that there was ~forums drama~ a few weeks ago ago because I only post in CSPAM, an oasis in a terrible world
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I've always appreciated how lowtax is baffled by the forums popularity more than anyone else
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Feb 7, 2017 01:28
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Office Surprise Store posted:scene: the oval office Should be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWMinstead
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"The cabinet knew." -Alex Jones
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Feb 7, 2017 06:17
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You must divest your stake in Mangosteen Richard
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Feb 7, 2017 06:36
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*spends first week hand drawing spaceship jpgs for people*
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Jeff K dies of mysterious poisoning.
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Come try my mangosteens only at the Sharper Image
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As an administrator of a site full of crybaby goons i think lowtax would be highly qualified to run america.
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Just make sure gbs doesn't get cabinet positions or government departments are gonna start loving with people for the fun of it
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paranoid randroid posted:*disappears for seven months, comes back, fires staff at random, passes out on couch with percocets and a bottle of whiskey* *appoints terrible people to every job, leaves again*
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Eleanor Pwnsevelt posted:You must divest your stake in Mangosteen Richard *prints amazon ref code at top of all executive orders*
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Feb 7, 2017 09:02
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Millions of refugees made citizens as part of a "GoonFleet recruitment drive." Terrorist cells around the world swarmed by fresh minted "angry bee" units.
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:I didn't even notice until now that there was ~forums drama~ a few weeks ago ago because I only post in CSPAM, an oasis in a terrible world what happened? i wanna know the smoke on the street! the scuttlebutt! gimme the gossip!
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lowers taxes for everyone, as his name is lowtax. raises the shitpost tax.
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administration plagued by allegations of ties to brony klurf terrorist smorky
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*disappears for 6 months out of each year and everyone wonders if he is dead or not*
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"my new year's resolution is to not hire a chief strategist who's secretly into pedophilia incest diaper making GBS threads roleplay"
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idc about lowtax but I think it's pretty rad he keeps the something is awful forums running, the most troll free forms on the internet I don't know him as a person but he's pretty funny when he posts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Yinlock posted:*appoints terrible people to every job, leaves again* again, the Trump thread is in the tab over there -->
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Why did the Loxtaxstaffel execute you? I shamefully only had plat and an avi, no archives.
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lol I'm glad this thread is back he should do leonard "j" crabs as attorney general
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Fidel Castronaut posted:what happened? i wanna know the smoke on the street! the scuttlebutt! gimme the gossip! Apparently there was an issue with a negrotown mod who was perceived as abusing their power. Lowtax brought it up in the mid forum and several of the mods responded with sarcastic gifs and such. Worse, some of this got aired out in public, even spilling over to Kiwi Farms and other doxxing sites (I may be combining some events here). Lowtax ended up demodding like 6 people and declaring a new, more "free speech" oriented direction with the forums, and that he was going to be more involved from now on. There was a big thread about it in QCS that now seems to have been disappeared. Like I said, even though it affected the kids of several different sub forums and had its epicenter in DnD, I still hadn't noticed because CSPAM seems immune from that kind of drama. Trumps Baby Hands has issued a correction as of 20:15 on Feb 7, 2017 |
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Apparently there was an issue with a negrotown mod who was perceived as abusing their power. Lowtax brought it up in the mid forum and several of the mods responded with sarcastic gifs and such. Worse, some of this got aired out in public, even spilling over to Kiwi Farms and other doxxing sites (I may be conflating some events here). Lowtax ended up demodding like 6 people and declaring a new, more "free speech" oriented direction with the forums, and that he was going to be more involved from now on. This is confusing a number of things that happened, but you're right that it was focused mainly on D&D moderation and didn't spill over here.
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