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angry_keebler posted:i just like the idea of cool teens on the internet who are looking to buy in to a subscription web forum, but ONLY if it's using a slightly newer software backend lol
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I will only join a forum written in a functional language
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 01:06 |
lets fork the forms ill start the shared google doc
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 02:23 |
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LEARN YOURSELF SOME
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 03:21 |
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for my first functional language programming project, i will make a forum. and this will be easy and only take a couple weeks. because its a functional paradigm you see. its pure and i just have to describe the intended end state. computer *bleep yes captain* make forum
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 03:22 |
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rip
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 03:47 |
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does anyone have that system diagram from years of all the hardware the forums and archives were running on? pretty sure this actually exists and i'm not just hallucinating it.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 05:24 |
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i voted this thread 5 because nothing makes me laugh harder than forum rewrites. we're on number two now, third times a charm!
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 05:41 |
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pram posted:LEARN YOURSELF SOME Features: * Everything is an expression [17] hmmm yes, finally
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 05:45 |
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Glorgnole posted:does anyone have that system diagram from years of all the hardware the forums and archives were running on? pretty sure this actually exists and i'm not just hallucinating it. I remember radium posting it. There was also once a picture of a van full of servers when the forums migrated from New Orleans after Katrina.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 05:55 |
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:nah its some new guy doing it in elixir and he basically handwaved away everyone's questions about how he was going to stick to a schedule when he isn't doing it in public and no one can hold him accountable. and now he's 10xd himself past his own deadline. quote:doing it in elixir What. the. gently caress.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 14:21 |
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akadajet posted:I remember radium posting it. There was also once a picture of a van full of servers when the forums migrated from New Orleans after Katrina. love 2 keep my critical electronics infrastructure in a swamp below sea level
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jre posted:What. the. gently caress. in retrospect I can't believe that this is anything other than a troll. they got us good, well played richard
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Skim Milk posted:shared google doc new forum backend already sounding robust Dislike button posted:love 2 keep my critical electronics infrastructure in a swamp below sea level its where youre posts belong
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 16:36 |
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Elixer? I hardly know her! Seriously, what is this... coffeescript for erlang? lol
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 17:07 |
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akadajet posted:Elixer? I hardly know her! no, because it doesn't compile to erlang the language, it targets the erlang VM. (I have a feeling I'm slightly wrong about this but that's more or less the idea).
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 17:09 |
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:no, because it doesn't compile to erlang the language, it targets the erlang VM. (I have a feeling I'm slightly wrong about this but that's more or less the idea). i meant more in the sense of "erlang, but for people who would rather be writing ruby"
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 17:13 |
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it's a bad language for people that want to write a forum that nobody will ever be able to maintain.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 17:14 |
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akadajet posted:i meant more in the sense of "erlang, but for people who would rather be writing ruby" I mean that's probably fair. the syntax is rubyesque, but it doesn't /have the insanity of ruby. it has some flaws but it's way way better than ruby and coffee script because at its core it's a sane language.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 17:15 |
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The Management posted:it's a bad language for people that want to write a forum that nobody will ever be able to maintain. yeah it's a fine choice if you have a dedicated team of people but it's really bad if you're in a situation where you're hiring only contractors to work on your thing
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 17:17 |
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The original idea was just to buy xenforo to get something that was actively maintained. That would have been a much more sane choice.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 17:24 |
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what does the buddy list do
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 17:31 |
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:I mean that's probably fair. the syntax is rubyesque, but it doesn't /have the insanity of ruby. it has some flaws but it's way way better than ruby and coffee script because at its core it's a sane language. i like it more than erlang just because of the pipe operator
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 17:37 |
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Rex-Goliath posted:what does the buddy list do lets you know when your buddies are online
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Endless Mike posted:lets you know when your buddies are online
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:22 |
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always found elixir a bit puzzling since while the erlang syntax is slightly esoteric it is not esoteric in any way that makes it more difficult to work with. you'll have to learn a new language anyway, ending function declarations with a period will not in fact be the biggest thing you'll have to get used to
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 20:14 |
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still p. surprising to be i 2017 and sort of have to conclude that erlang made it. not a huge thing, but popular enough in serious enough circumstances that it is a platform you don't have to be too weary to build something of value on
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 20:16 |
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Wizardnetic Vermin posted:still p. surprising to be i 2017 and sort of have to conclude that erlang made it. not a huge thing, but popular enough in serious enough circumstances that it is a platform you don't have to be too weary to build something of value on half the reason erlang seems that way is because most of the unserious hipster dabblers went from ruby to node and then golang
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 20:21 |
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Dislike button posted:love 2 keep my critical electronics infrastructure in a swamp below sea level yeah lol
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 21:41 |
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elixir is just a bunch of hardcore ruby apologists
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 22:41 |
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triple sulk posted:elixir is just a bunch of hardcore ruby apologists you're just pissed because a brazilian firm stole your job once
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 22:42 |
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id like a firm job from some brazilians iykwim
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 22:54 |
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akadajet posted:The original idea was just to buy xenforo to get something that was actively maintained. That would have been a much more sane choice. haha lol
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 05:11 |
shaggarHasArrived.jif Just start a new ASP.NET MVC solution in Visual Studio, Richard.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 05:36 |
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Skim Milk posted:shaggarHasArrived.jif and spend half your time fighting with entity framework
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 05:36 |
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akadajet posted:and spend half your time fighting with entity framework better than 100% of your time wasted, producing nothing
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 06:00 |
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akadajet posted:and spend half your time fighting with entity framework the ghostbusters were really good about dealing with entities, lowtax should hire them
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 06:02 |
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ef is so loving bad. asp.net rules tho.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 07:38 |
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dont see why a forums is so hard to code like we had this poo poo worked out 30 years ago
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kickplarper
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