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redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters

mishaq posted:

i loving love bitfields

are you my cto

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

A Pinball Wizard posted:

zdr what happened to your star?????
it's an atom now. pull up one of his gray posts and you'll see it better.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

when it comes to databases you want to squeeze every bit of performance

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Smythe posted:

its tere, but in the shadows. its impossible to know whether its on or not, for anyone.

didn't it require something like making the offending poaster an admin with no powers cause that was the only way to customize an account on this vb mess

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

minivanmegafun posted:

I'm a porpoise

| NO | | U

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

eschaton posted:

who was it, since the "I'm the new forums dude" account was a cover for them?

they're welcome to out themselves if they feel like it but don't hold your breath

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

xenforo has a degraded-performance option that will silently slow down page loads, drop posts, and throw errors for any user for whom it's enabled. supposed to help prevent the whack-a-mole of banned posters re-regging all the time; instead you let their account stick around and just make their experience garbage so they go away.

i can't wait :allears:

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

savb has had that feature for years, and it's so smart you don't even have to enable it

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Why is it that sometimes posts won't show until another person replies? My posts are not vore bait

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Blue Train posted:

Why is it that sometimes posts won't show until another person replies? My posts are not vore bait

cache miss


cache hit!!!

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Blue Train posted:

Why is it that sometimes posts won't show until another person replies? My posts are not vore bait

it's mostly because ur gay

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

SmokaDustbowl posted:

it's mostly because ur gay

Fuckin lowtax and his homophobia

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

SmokaDustbowl posted:

it's mostly because ur gay

then how do any of these threads ever update?

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

syscall girl posted:

then how do any of these threads ever update?

I've gone over all these papers, and they all say that ur fucken gay

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
cutting edge humor from canada depression man

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

cis autodrag posted:

cutting edge humor from canada depression man

thx

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Sagebrush posted:

xenforo has a degraded-performance option that will silently slow down page loads, drop posts, and throw errors for any user for whom it's enabled. supposed to help prevent the whack-a-mole of banned posters re-regging all the time; instead you let their account stick around and just make their experience garbage so they go away.

i can't wait :allears:

wasn't this in fyad for a bit? you'd get redirected to a ponyta page?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i dunno about in fyad but if you had forums cancer you would periodically get redirected to that ponyyyyyta page when trying to make a post, yeah

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

wasn't this in fyad for a bit? you'd get redirected to a ponyta page?

There was the GBS train that redirected you to GBS when you made a post and it never showed up and was supposed to be activated when you had a high proportion of beecocked threads. It was removed bc it killed the forums somehow and you'd get stuck on it with just 1 beecocked thread bc of dead forums.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Oh yea "forums cancer" with the sickly green muppet and their posts were like 50% transparent or something?

i think that was for everyone who posted "too much" in lf back when lowtax got his first secret service visit

you could buy out i think?

i guess its gone now or they just all stopped posting/bought out. saw them for years after tho

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

remember when lowtax had a meltdown because nobody liked adbot?

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Powaqoatse posted:

Oh yea "forums cancer" with the sickly green muppet and their posts were like 50% transparent or something?

cancer is about as funny a joke as rape

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Powaqoatse posted:

i guess its gone now or they just all stopped posting/bought out. saw them for years after tho

I saw someone get infected with it like last year or maybe two years ago

akadajet posted:

cancer is about as funny a joke as rape

Yea, both funny with the right delivery

just a little abortion joke for you there as well

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



akadajet posted:

cancer is about as funny a joke as rape

wow yeah you got me

i never said forums cancer was funny, tbh it was so annoying that people bought the cure whatever for others so they wouldnt have to deal with it

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






I just blocked the css that did it

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
quit being an idiot

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

why

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


poo poo. graph ain't gonna like that

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



rip echi

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

same

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Shibara

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



lmbo cyall later

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


jfc

made me laugh though

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

remember to clear your clipboard folks

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc

I love it.

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc
In other news can someone explain this sorcery to me:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=33869

https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=120569

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

classic echopenis

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Jun 11, 2017

Chewbaccanator
Apr 7, 2010
Robodicks are one of those things I did not know I did not want to think about.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

lol i just noticed the one robot has a camcorder

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Lots to love about that picture

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