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Friends, Fellow Gippers, and Lurkers, I bid you a fine hello! Now my opponent, Two Finger, fought a good fight and went down swinging. I congratulate him on a good race and for sticking to his values even after the outcome was announced. For now we must move forward and Make GiP Great Again! To that end, a series of directives will be issued by the executive during February. Check back often, because these directives may change or be superseded, and they affect YOU! Directive 1 February is hereby Give Cole a Break Month. It is my belief that Cole (TBeats) is generally a good guy with a good taste in pets, and gets quite a bit of poo poo. So give the poor guy a break and engage his posts in a friendly way. You can even compliment him! Violators may find themselves unable to post. Of course, this all depends on Cole's attitude. If Cole's posting is aggressively bad (and judged to be so by a metric that is both majorly subjective and internally inconsistent) or he abuses Give Cole a Break Month, he'll be the one in trouble! Directive 2 Directive 3 No protesting in this thread. Directive 4 In an effort to promote cultural sensitivity and make foreigners feel more welcome here, we Directive 5 This Sunday Only All Superbowl Posts Must Be In Form Of Haiku Directive 6 ALL HAIL YOUR NEW GOD. ENEMIES OF THE STATE AND THOSE GUILTY OF THOUGHTCRIME WILL BE PUNISHED WITH THE SHAME CUBE.  Friday, February 17th, 2017, is declared as "No Trump Day". Talk about the Trump family, Trump politics, Trump supporters and protesters, and anything else Trumpy (broadly construed) is banned and will be punished accordingly. This shall be a 24 hour ban lasting from 12:00:00 AM EST to 11:59:59 EST. 
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MAKE CATTES GREAT AGAIN #MCGA (Friendly reminder to lock your announcement threads  )
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Feb 2, 2017 22:05
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Thanks for the reminder buddy, but in this forum peaceful freedom of speech is a right. Open discussion of directives is welcome.
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Feb 2, 2017 22:21
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Cole is good people. What is the dear leaders stance on REDACTED? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Feb 2, 2017 |
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Feb 2, 2017 22:42
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This administration has not yet identified a credible threat, but if intelligence suggests otherwise we will pursue and execute it with extreme prejudice.
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Feb 2, 2017 22:44
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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams or idiot kings.
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Feb 2, 2017 23:25
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Friends, Fellow Gippers, and Lurkers, I bid you a fine hello! Now my opponent, Two Finger, fought a good fight and went down swinging. I congratulate him on a good race and for sticking to his values even after the outcome was announced. I appreciate your kind words and wish you all the best with my stolen position. I said and still believe that my being a foreigner puts me in the unique position of being able to look on your swamp objectively. I announce my running mate for the next election to be the world famous Eddie The Head.  Finger/Head 2020
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Feb 2, 2017 23:57
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free rrail
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Feb 3, 2017 03:29
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Next Idiot King should be from a nation with a monarch.
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Arc Light posted:Next Idiot King should be from a nation with a monarch. so america 
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:so america That's a tyrant
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I think we should all just try and get along
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Okay this has gone on long enough. SOMETHING AWFUL DISTRICT COURT EASTERN DISTRICT OF GIP DECISION AND ORDER 17 Civ. 480 (AMD) Pesticide20, Cole, and Naked Bear, on behalf of themselves and others similarly situated, Petitioners, - against - EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS, "Idiot King" of Goons in Platoons; ZERIS, Moderator of Goons in Platoons; HOLOCAUST BLOOPERS, GIP Spokesraptor Respondents. Nostalgia4Infinity, Former Mod. On February 2, 2017, the petitioners filed an Emergency Motion of Stay of Removal on behalf of themselves and others similarly situated. IT APPEARING to the Court from the Emergency Motion for Stay of Removal, the other submissions, the arguments of counsel, and the hearing held on the 2nd of February, 2017, 1. The petitioners have a strong likelihood of success in establishing that the removal of the petitioner and others similarly situated violates their rights to Due Process and Equal Protection guaranteed by the Forum Rules; 2. There is imminent danger that, absent the stay of removal, there will be substantial and irreparable injury to puppers, dogges, and other individuals who own and love dogs subject to the February 2, 2017 Executive Order; 3. The issuance of the stay of removal will not injure the other parties interested in the proceeding; 4. It is appropriate and just that, pending completion of a hearing before the Court on the merits of the Petition, that the Respondents be enjoined and restrained from the commission of further acts and misconduct in violation of the Constitution as described in the Emergency Motion for Stay of Removal. WHEREFORE, IT IS HEREBY ORDERED that the respondents, their officers, agents, servants, employees, attorneys, and all members and persons acting in concert or participation with them, from the date of this Order, are ENJOINED AND RESTRAINED from, in any manner or by any means, removing individuals with puppers approved by GIP Citizenship and Immigration Services as part of the Dogge Thread, lovers of dogges legally authorized to post in GIP. IT IS FURTHER ORDERED that to assure compliance with the Court's order, the Court directs service of this Order upon GIP Regulars, and further directs GIP Regulars to take those actions deemed necessary to enforce the provisions and prohibitions set forth in this Order. SO ORDERED. Nostalgia4Infinity Former GIP Moderator Dated: The Rust Belt February 2, 2017
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Okay this has gone on long enough. fake news
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BLOOPS! CALL THE AG, THEY HAVE SOME WORK TO DO TONIGHT!
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IT IS FURTHER ORDERED that the name of the thread currently referred to as "All American Purring Pussies" shall revert to its previous name of "Pet All Puppers: They're Good Dogs EBB" SO ORDERED. Nostalgia4Infinity Former GIP Moderator Dated: The Rust Belt February 2, 2017
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Counsel has informed me that the name change is unenforceable. However in the interest of bipartisanship, GiP now has a unified pet thread open to all of our non-human companions.
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Let's be honest GIP has been reduced to a giant circlejerk ever since N4I left, the individual service threads are dying, the new threads are shitpost reverse circlejerks, we can't even discuss punching nazis in current events and psych bitch lol, but seriously N4I why did you leave dog thread vulnerable to repeals under new executive orders look what has happened double psych bitch catte supremacy
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I won the popular vote as an individual poster and PEOPLE ARE MAD AS HECK
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:I won the popular vote as an individual poster and PEOPLE ARE MAD AS HECK Can't you at least admit that international election fuckery played a role in your success
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i confirm or deny nothing you're the vote counter and much like stalin said you won so yeah OK FULL SOCIALISM NOW
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I move that EBB now be referred to as the Idiot King Usurper (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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No fingers no peace
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Know fingers, know peace.
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this just in EBB a jackbooted thug (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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The massive amounts of unrest has not gone unnoticed. EBB has your best interests in mind. You all should be thrilled by his heavy hand and gracious style of moderation.
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Zeris posted:Let's be honest GIP has been reduced to a giant circlejerk ever since N4I left, the individual service threads are dying, the new threads are shitpost reverse circlejerks, we can't even discuss punching nazis in current events and psych bitch lol, but seriously N4I why did you leave dog thread vulnerable to repeals under new executive orders look what has happened double psych bitch catte supremacy Sure... Just blame the last guy. EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:It is my belief that Cole (TBeats) is generally a good guy with a good taste in pets, and gets quite a bit of poo poo. So give the poor guy a break and engage his posts in a friendly way. You can even compliment him! Violators may find themselves unable to post. Of course, this all depends on Cole's attitude. If Cole's posting is aggressively bad (and judged to be so by a metric that is both majorly subjective and internally inconsistent) or he abuses Give Cole a Break Month, he'll be the one in trouble! I really had no opinion on Cole but now I must by definintion hate him. Cole could post a cure cancer and I would still protest. quote:No protesting in this thread. YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR! #Resist #NotMyIK #TwoFingersOneHole Also considering coming back in 12 hours to make a Church of SS-18 Doomsday prepping thread to compliment the gun thread and the GiP anarchy under this unhinged administration (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Feb 3, 2017 |
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I am dumb.
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Man, what a beautiful morning. Better do my morning walkaround, make sure things are good. Huh, what's that down there?  It's a message in a bottle! Cool, this is like pirate poo poo! I wonder if it leads to buried treasure or something like that?  Better open it up and have a look and..... huh.  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Two Finger you are welcome to protest as much as you want. You just can't do it in this particular thread.
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I'm TIRED of FOREIGN POSTERS coming over here, just coming over here unvetted, and taking OUR POSTS, thank you EBB for making GiP Great Again!
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Wow typical liberal fake protesting fake news made up instances of discrimination maybe next time hire an American to find your fake note in a fake bottle
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maffew buildings posted:I'm TIRED of FOREIGN POSTERS coming over here, just coming over here unvetted, and taking OUR POSTS, thank you EBB for making GiP Great Again! IK NOTE: Not in this thread (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Wait, which thread are we allowed to shitpost in again?
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bengy81 posted:Wait, which thread are we allowed to shitpost in again? CE and Get Help threads are shitpost and shenanigan free. This thread is a no protest zone.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Two Finger you are welcome to protest as much as you want. You just can't do it in this particular thread. gently caress YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
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RoboTwoFinger walks into the GiP office What are your three directives EBB asks him Directive 1 February is hereby Give Cole a Break Month. It is my belief that Cole (TBeats) is generally a good guy with a good taste in pets, and gets quite a bit of poo poo. So give the poor guy a break and engage his posts in a friendly way. You can even compliment him! Violators may find themselves unable to post. Of course, this all depends on Cole's attitude. If Cole's posting is aggressively bad (and judged to be so by a metric that is both majorly subjective and internally inconsistent) or he abuses Give Cole a Break Month, he'll be the one in trouble! Directive 2 In an effort to make GiP great again, we need to focus on internal security. From now on a policy of extreme vetting will be applied to the GiP Catte thread. This is NOT a ban on any particular type of pet. It is a temporary measure to exclude any pets deemed to be dangerous, overly toothy, loud, or historically enemies of cattes. Failure to take this into consideration when posting in the catte thread will result in extreme vetting, the consequences of which are entirely the fault of the poster. Subject to temporary restraining order. Directive 3 No protesting in this thread. SECRET FOURTH PRIME DIRECTIVE WHICH OVERRIDES ALL OTHERS No justice no peace protest EBB ED209 tackles RoboTwoFinger through the wall as EBB chuckles to himself
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