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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









THE LONG WALK

23: If you die in the thread you die IRL



so what's this then this is where you get to do something about writing that novel you've always had inside you and can finally get all the money respect sex nothing you deserve.

sounds cool how does it work round about the first day of every month I put a thread up and you post in it to say how much new writing you're gonna post by 2359 PST on the last day of that month. there might be a little general leeway at the end of the month, but don't count on it and don't ask for extensions.

lol imma post one word 'lol' there I won lol there's a 4k word minimum. you can pledge more if you like, but 4k is the ante.

how many terrible words have been written through this thread and the ones before it? 3,107,000. Some of them might have been good? idk

what happens if I gently caress it up every promise has to have a :toxx: attached. you fail, you get banned.

how should I post my stuff up to you, but a link to a gdoc with comments enabled is best that way you won't restrict your publication options later.

can I do short stories sure. It has to be new words (prose, poetry, limericks) but otherwise you can post whatever as long as you make the wordcount

can I critpost, shitpost, or shart my jorts don't really care, it's not the thunderdome so just follow the exhortations of your clotted goony heart but keep in mind that detailed crits of longform stuff aren't super useful; better to keep them general. normal CC rules apply so be harsh but helpful

is there an irc channel most of us hang out in #thunderdome

where are the previous months 2015 April, May June July, August, September, October , November, December, 2016 January, February, March, April, May
June, July, September, October, November, December, January

who tells the mods if i gently caress up and don't make it anyone can call in a failed toxx; if no one else does it I do

who checks i've done it i could just not and say i did lol you need to satisfy me, which isn't a high bar tbh, but I'll probably need to see something, up to you what that is

how long are you gonna do it for forever, i guess? we'll see

lol you are a chip off the old get hosed

Long Walk 23: If you die in the thread you die IRL

Dad seafoob 28k made it with a swooshy sound and amine speed marks
smitten hair 15k made it waving pseudpods desperatelike
no grav 15k made it despite engulfment by 20HD dire bullshit elemental
toxic slurpee 5k made it wasn't that much but made it woot
killfast37 25k made it with style and fancy haircut
spectres 16 subs :siren:didn't make it:siren:




RECORD OF THE FALLEN



CHTHONIC BELL/A PAINTED BIRD... DIDN'T MAKE IT (X4)
KILLFAST37... DIDN'T MAKE IT (X2)
REDTONIC... DIDN'T MAKE IT (X2)
KURONA BRIGHT...DIDN'T MAKE IT (X2)
SITTING HERE.... DIDN'T MAKE IT (X2)
GUINNESS13....DIDN'T MAKE IT(X2)
SPECTRES OF AUTISM/PALE SPECTRES.... DIDN'T MAKE IT (x2)
JITZU THE MONK.... DIDN'T MAKE IT
SURREPTITIOUS MUFFIN.... DIDN'T MAKE IT
SKAANDSCREENPLAYS.... DIDN'T MAKE IT
MORNING BELL... DIDN'T MAKE IT
DR KLOCTOPUSSY... DIDN'T MAKE IT
BOMPACHO... DIDN'T MAKE IT
CRABROCK... DIDN'T MAKE IT
MARTELLO... DIDN'T MAKE IT
THEHOMEMASTER... DIDN'T MAKE IT
JONKED... DIDN'T MAKE IT
ANIME WAS RIGHT... DIDN'T MAKE IT
MAG7.... DIDN'T MAKE IT
IRONIC TWIST.... DIDN'T MAKE IT
TEQUILAJESUS.... DIDN'T MAKE IT
ANOMIEATTHEGATES.... DIDN'T MAKE IT
ANGELOPPORTUNITY.... DIDN'T MAKE IT
FLERP....DIDN'T MAKE IT
NEWTESTLEPER....DIDN'T MAKE IT
SITTING HERE....DIDN'T MAKE IT
IRONIC TWIST.....DIDN'T MAKE IT

sebmojo fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Mar 4, 2017

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Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
28 days, 28k.

:toxx:

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
in :toxx: 15K is a good number for me right now

:rip: :ghost:

No Gravitas
Jun 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah, 15K is about right given the social circumstances I will have to deal with for most of the month.

No lecture notes, no assignments.

At least 5K towards the textbook. At least 5K towards the same piece of fiction as before. 5K on anything.

Five more sections of my fiction uploaded at minimum.

:toxx:

And more stuff, but that is all conditional on getting an advertiser, so not toxxable.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
Got other stuff I want to do this month but gently caress it, 5,000 words :toxx:

Killfast37
May 7, 2007
I'm in for another 25k. :toxx:

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









how are we all doing people qq

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo

oOO

15 subs

de :toxx:

4got not 2 write. ongoing collab kind of between me and my roommate:

tombs (spirit whispers & high prayers)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

No Gravitas
Jun 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Sick like a dog. Probably :rip:, but I can still technically do it.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Hang in there! How are the rest of y'all doing he said southernly

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
p ok

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo

lost access to this and if i forgot to actually post it im dumb and gay

subs shoudnt be a prob ill start editing soon

e: "crows"

take the moon fucked around with this message at 10:14 on Feb 20, 2017

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

sebmojo posted:

Hang in there! How are the rest of y'all doing he said southernly

I wrote some words. Not enough yet but I'm chuggin' along.

No Gravitas
Jun 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Welp, the month is almost over. I'm coming down with both engines on fire. Requesting a clear landing runway. A river might do too.

I'm on my second disease of the month. Also getting divorced. Also possibly jobless within two months.

But hey, at least I wrote words and published them: http://antipode.space/ is now up to 9 chunks on it, with five new pieces of writing published. Some people from Russia even come to visit sometimes. Neat. Yay, Google Analytics. That's the only non-count goal for this month and that is met.

Otherwise looks like I'm making it for the count too. About 4K words left over three days. I really only need to write 3K, but I'm going to try not to include the yucky option of passing my notes as words that I originally wanted to count. Totally doable. I just wish the pain in my head/ears would stop and that I could not be so woozy! Oh, and I wish I could stop throwing up too. Or sleep.

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo

No Gravitas posted:

Welp, the month is almost over. I'm coming down with both engines on fire. Requesting a clear landing runway. A river might do too.

I'm on my second disease of the month. Also getting divorced. Also possibly jobless within two months.

But hey, at least I wrote words and published them: http://antipode.space/ is now up to 9 chunks on it, with five new pieces of writing published. Some people from Russia even come to visit sometimes. Neat. Yay, Google Analytics. That's the only non-count goal for this month and that is met.

Otherwise looks like I'm making it for the count too. About 4K words left over three days. I really only need to write 3K, but I'm going to try not to include the yucky option of passing my notes as words that I originally wanted to count. Totally doable. I just wish the pain in my head/ears would stop and that I could not be so woozy! Oh, and I wish I could stop throwing up too. Or sleep.

therapy

:ninja: ill try to make it

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug


I put the suck in success.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
i got all smug because i wrote like 6K in two days then slacked off. Then i remembered February only has 28 days and am like :rip:

say mojo, how much leeway are you going to give re: the short month

No Gravitas
Jun 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Quota loving met.

Textbook at: 42752, a change of 7981.
Fiction at: 15106, a change of 5064. Pushed out the few required new episodes, though they were rather short still.
And about ~2.5K words written in daily prompts and TD.

This one was much closer than I'd like it to have been. Considering what hell my life has become, I think I will take this and not do this kind of thing eve--

:toxx: I'm doing this next month too.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









No Gravitas posted:

Quota loving met.

Textbook at: 42752, a change of 7981.
Fiction at: 15106, a change of 5064. Pushed out the few required new episodes, though they were rather short still.
And about ~2.5K words written in daily prompts and TD.

This one was much closer than I'd like it to have been. Considering what hell my life has become, I think I will take this and not do this kind of thing eve--

:toxx: I'm doing this next month too.

awesome work, well done!

sitting here, i'm always chill with a day or two, so let's say i'll drop the hammer at 2 march 2359:59 PST

That goes for everyone else 2

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007

No Gravitas posted:

Welp, the month is almost over. I'm coming down with both engines on fire. Requesting a clear landing runway. A river might do too.

I'm on my second disease of the month. Also getting divorced. Also possibly jobless within two months.

But hey, at least I wrote words and published them: http://antipode.space/ is now up to 9 chunks on it, with five new pieces of writing published. Some people from Russia even come to visit sometimes. Neat. Yay, Google Analytics. That's the only non-count goal for this month and that is met.

Otherwise looks like I'm making it for the count too. About 4K words left over three days. I really only need to write 3K, but I'm going to try not to include the yucky option of passing my notes as words that I originally wanted to count. Totally doable. I just wish the pain in my head/ears would stop and that I could not be so woozy! Oh, and I wish I could stop throwing up too. Or sleep.

:smith: we're here for you dude

sebmojo posted:


sitting here, i'm always chill with a day or two, so let's say i'll drop the hammer at 2 march 2359:59 PST

That goes for everyone else 2

this is good and fair, thanks sheriff

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
Whoop whoop.



Might take a break next month since March is gonna be crunchtime for me.

No Gravitas
Jun 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Bad Seafood posted:

Whoop whoop.



Might take a break next month since March is gonna be crunchtime for me.

Ok, hang on just a second.

How come does everyone have a neat count and only I seem to be reporting deltas from previous month?

Do you guys have some kind of change tracking software for this? Or am I the only one tracking continuous projects?

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
I just keep a freewriting "Diary" document I throw everything into to make sure I'm hitting my quota for the month.

Killfast37
May 7, 2007
Almost forgot to post that I completed my 25k and ended up at 28k and some change. I can post proof tomorrow when I dump my Alphasmart. I actually have a finished book so I guess it's time to edit and self-publish.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
gonna post my screencaps soon, just finishing up and getting everything together pls don't b@n

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
ok, short story 3544 words



other short story is 6315 words



novel work was 5202



I wrote some other random stuff but I'm not counting it because it wasn't for like, a meaningful project. So my total is 15061, which barely cuts it but oh well

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


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alright gj all lets see who makes the nut: good, good, good, hmmm. :argh:

spectres did you make the subs? post if so otherwise I'll :10bux: you in the morning when I make the new thread.

No Gravitas
Jun 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

sebmojo posted:

in the morning when I make the new thread.

:argh:

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


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yes ahem well about that

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007

sebmojo posted:

yes ahem well about that

:argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh:

























:argh:

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sebmojo fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Mar 4, 2017

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