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Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Ooh boy. I'm going to hell for this one.

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Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Friginator posted:

Ooh boy. I'm going to hell for this one.



Should be "Hungry, Hungry Hymies" to get the boardgame allusion in with the racism

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


Val M is un-ironically suggesting that's cheese.



Thanks John.

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Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

GeneX posted:

Should be "Hungry, Hungry Hymies" to get the boardgame allusion in with the racism

Dammit..I was so close to a good joke. Anyway, here it is:







Yes, "Meconium" is actually not filtered. I got an email for it and they deleted it, but still...WHY IS THAT NOT FILTERED?

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

death by computer
Sep 6, 2010

Friginator posted:


Yes, "Meconium" is actually not filtered. I got an email for it and they deleted it, but still...WHY IS THAT NOT FILTERED?

There's quite a few really odd oversights here.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Friginator posted:

Yes, "Meconium" is actually not filtered. I got an email for it and they deleted it, but still...WHY IS THAT NOT FILTERED?

I'm surprised they haven't just prevented you from submitting any more at this point.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
I'm all for being banned from suggesting Lay's Potato Chip flavors under the condition that they write an email telling me how they feel.

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

Faith For Two
Aug 27, 2015

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
I came up with a flavor called "Corn Hole Surprise" that actually got accepted. I wrote a big detailed description about how it was the first chip to taste like, and contain, corn products. But I was SUPER sincere sounding and I just got this email saying that it had officially been accepted:



This is what it looks like:

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009




Classic

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016



Penis shavings actually got submitted, I'm seeing it in the gallery.

Grevling fucked around with this message at 12:30 on Feb 6, 2017

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



The Phlegmatist
Nov 24, 2003
you can use arabic or georgian script for the flavor title

just throwing that out there, hope they like inshallah pomegranate allahu akbar

e: drat, got the "sorry your flavor was not accepted" email.

The Phlegmatist fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Feb 6, 2017

Mountaineer
Aug 29, 2008

Imagine a rod breaking on a robot face - forever




Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009




yes

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


They're irresistible!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

The Phlegmatist posted:

you can use arabic or georgian script for the flavor title

just throwing that out there, hope they like inshallah pomegranate allahu akbar

e: drat, got the "sorry your flavor was not accepted" email.

All-a-who snackbar, surely.

The Light Eternal
Jun 12, 2006

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.

Ichi
May 25, 2004

llama llama ding dong
For the homey artisanal type.

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist

The Phlegmatist
Nov 24, 2003


drat, they never accept my GBS-inspired flavors

also sent them a picture of the goatman to go with it, so some poor intern had to see that

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
I've had a bunch more that were rejected, but I'm more interested in the ones that were accepted, like these. "Indra Nooyi" is the name of their CEO, for the record.


welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull


Ichi
May 25, 2004

llama llama ding dong
Hard to extract from the bag, also your face swells up a bunch

naem
May 29, 2011

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Very popular with mexicans.

Choco Zulu
Oct 10, 2007

A critical mass of chocolate confectionary
Bringin' taste back to 1991:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Sten Freak
Sep 10, 2008

Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.
College Slice

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

i got clayzee then layzee

Lazer Monkey
Jan 15, 2005

I can't believe no one did this.


Low hanging fruit.

Literally.

Lazer Monkey fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Feb 7, 2017

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




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