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pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:


Kristin Stewart is an actress from those Twilight films you never watched. Also, Robert Pattinson- also from the aforementioned and unwatched film series- did NOT send her flowers this week. She is the second, or third... no, second, person from the Twilight saga to host SNL.

Alessia Cara is the latest YouTube sensation to be forced upon you whether you like it or not. Well, not necessarily the latest; though her first and last album came out in 2015, she recently put out a new single

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB1w9Yiu3zo

It's good if you like watching a 20-year-old perform a song she wrote when she was 17 about how old and experienced she is now i guess.

I'm old and cranky


Alec Baldwin's been "the 8th cast member" all season as Trump, and he's a well-known quantity at the show, so there's really not much to say about it, is there.

Ed Sheeran's an Englishman with a guitar. His two latest singles were released on January 6 (we drop multiple singles at a time now?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGwWNGJdvx8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0ibBPhiaG0

His new album ÷ comes out March 3.


Tonight's Vintage, which is on right now, is a real oldie from 2014 when Drake did double duty as host and musical guest.

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Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
You little white bitch

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


President Bannon on SNL, Trump's gonna cry.

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
Don't you ever call Zimbabwe again!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I wish Zimbabwe actually did that.

Reset Smith
Apr 6, 2009
So now we are cheering for Mugabe? What the gently caress SNL?

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
"I'm hosting SNL and I'm, like, so gay dude."

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Whoopsie!

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


What did she say, I missed it.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
ahahahaha oops

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:

Jonas Albrecht posted:

What did she say, I missed it.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Jonas Albrecht posted:

What did she say, I missed it.

called him an rear end in a top hat I think.

Also, Kristen seems nervous.

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
She said loving. She'll be eliminated by Weekend Update.

kami
Feb 10, 2004

GATTACA!!
GATTACA!!
Dropped the F bomb! Nice quip though.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I missed what she said too. What was the context for her saying it?

Revol
Aug 1, 2003

EHCIARF EMERC...
EHCIARF EMERC...

Mooseontheloose posted:

Also, Kristen seems nervous.

Nope, that's just her. I've had a lot of exposure to her because my mom is a huge fan, going back to Twilight. We text a lot during SNL, and she said:

"I knew that would happen"

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
I think it was something like, "this is the coolest loving thing" in reference to hosting SNL; nothing about Trump

also
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/828101453692731392

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Von Sloneker posted:

I think it was something like, "this is the coolest loving thing" in reference to hosting SNL; nothing about Trump

also
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/828101453692731392
They've done that the last few times, haven't they?

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

Doctor Candiru posted:

They've done that the last few times, haven't they?

you're probably right; I hadn't noticed, or maybe I did, I'm never sober during SNL

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

Codependent Poster posted:

I missed what she said too. What was the context for her saying it?

Saying she's actually "excited about hosting because it's the coolest loving" aaand that's it.

99 CENTS AMIGO
Jul 22, 2007
She's doing this naturalistic thing that actually really works compared to the usual cue-card stuff.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

This sketch is so good.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


I'm still thinking about that egg...

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:
MY HUNGRY GUYS!!

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



99 CENTS AMIGO posted:

She's doing this naturalistic thing that actually really works compared to the usual cue-card stuff.

Yeah. That plus an excellent sketch.

The return of Totinos!

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!
Hey, this ad again!

Oh no, wait, it's a new version

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


This owns.

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
I remember this from last year? At least Vanessa.

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Ahahha, nice twist from last year's

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

I love that this has become a recurring skit and every time the premise is completely different.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



This is at least the third time they've done it.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

I love that the pizza rolls lady is a character

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Holy poo poo this sketch.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



I was worried that they'd hold back for next week with Alec but holy poo poo way to go so far. :woop:

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


ZDar Fan posted:

I love that the pizza rolls lady is a character
What's your name?

I've never had one

Melissa McCarthy as spicer

SLOSifl fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Feb 5, 2017

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

"Kyle in cage" hoo boy this is going to be a sketch

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

oh my god this is PERFECT

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
oh my god

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Holy poo poo that's good makeup.

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Revol
Aug 1, 2003

EHCIARF EMERC...
EHCIARF EMERC...
HOLY poo poo

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